Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there

How do you react?

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>Tips fedora
>Rotate 360 degrees
>Walk away

I ask her who she is, because I don't know who she is.

ask her to help me an hero

You'd still walk into her.....

rape

Trim her eyebrows to look normal.

> How do you react?

I get back in the truck

I'd ask her what she's doing standing in my house.

>You'd still walk into her.....

...

How is that a bait? He'd still be walking into her.

This

SUMMERFAAAAGGGGG

What is moonwalk?

I'd fuck her and then sue her for whatever STD's she gave me.

I tell the nature boy to get the fuck outta my house.

>tattoos
fucking dropped

grab a towel and start soaking the grease off her face then proceed to lead her to my stank bed so i can finally start the sex

Do the dinosaur.

nice bait bro

Agreed

Kill myself

wew

Panic that my wife spots her, then stick on two condoms to avoid the junkie supermodel diseases and fuck the ever loving shit out of her

fgt

yuck

why do you faggots always have to bring up your "wife" on Sup Forums?

she's probably a fat, disgusting loser of a woman. shut up about your stupid "wife". nobody cares

She looks exactly like Zac Efron

Zac has bigger tits

projecting

Tell her I would never fuck her because she has ugly feet.

tell her to suck my benis or i call the gendarme

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I would make sure she did not let the cat get out. He's something of a moron, and an escape artist.

I would then ask her to hang around for a moment while I go wander around the neighborhood gong "Here kitty kitty kitty."

I would then ask her to reimburse me the cost of a cat.

ask why she is eating all the eggs and leave out the window

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ask for tips on getting girls and eating pussy.

Haha benis :DDD

Throw her out ASAP.
bitch is bald and ugly last time i saw her.

kiss her sweet butthole