Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 27 Nights since last BNM: 0
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
just waiting for p4k to give jay-z the pan that vince should have gotten
Andrew Walker
This thread stands eternally with the Dar al-Pitchfork in its holy struggle against the kufar Fantonites and their crusader state of the Needle Drop.
Jeremiah Cox
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year. this thread rejects the rape culture hysteria, etc. tripfags not welcome. p4k shill = gay black american: i.4cdn.org/mu/1498804774125.jpg
Jonathan Green
p4k shill's real name is daniel. he graduated from university of illinois champagne-urbana. he is 24. he is gay and black.
Ayden Garcia
>Calvin Harris ends up getting the BNM
Adam Johnson
Last two digits is the score for 4:44
Nicholas Gray
>brits >white
Luke Watson
But he's a Scot
Nathan Moore
why you always gotta split hairs, autismo bro.
Christopher White
FUCKIN' PANNED BOYS
Christopher Phillips
Source???
Blake Bell
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
Parker Campbell
it's true. I don't know if he's black though. this is what originally posted:
>hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is daniel. i am 24 years old. i graduated from uicu in 2015. i studied brazilian symbiotics and comp lit. i am fluent in portuguese. i can play the trumpet. badly. i work at a call center. i am gay. i have never been in love. i am probably an alcoholic.
Jace White
sick dude, I use the archive too!
Camden Cox
hello. i am p4k shill. my real name is danny. i am 25 years old. i graduated from uic in 2014. i studied chilean sociopolitics and comp lit. i am fluent in andalusian. i can play the piccolo. badly. i work at a shopping center. i am straight. i have been in love one time. i am probably a nicotine addict.
Jordan Hill
p4k shill is falling apart. he can't keep his lies straight.
Tyler Flores
not me btw
Justin Nguyen
p4k shill, just tell us who you are. I'll tell you who I am. I'm a nobody from Rhode Island who's starting college in Washington soon.
Owen Long
thank god
>uicu bleh
John Cox
I am the real p4k shill.
Jordan Perez
nobody cares about you son
Gavin Wood
shill did go to uiuc btw.
shill, I know you did. Don't lie.
Benjamin James
nobody cares about you son
Caleb Ortiz
>p4k shill goes to p4k fest every year. p4k is in in chicago. chicago is in illinois. uiuc is in illinois. >p4k shill is a namefag. namefag is short for name faggot. gay. faggot. faggot. gay. >p4k shill reports any use of the n-word. blacks ch*mp out at any mention of the n-word. p4k shill. black.
Leo Reed
no one cares about you sun
James Parker
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN The Beach Boys 8.1 by Jesse Jarnow Algiers 5.8 by Sheldon Pearce Bill Orcutt 7.6 by Colin Joyce White Suns 7.4 by Raymond Cummings
Mason Lee
literally nothing i delayed fapping for this
Blake Howard
I'm the real shill. I did go to UIUC. I was a physics major and wasted my undergrad in Loomis. Half the reason I picked UIUC is because I'm a huge American Football fan (I puked in the yard once). I will be at P4KFest this year.
James Davis
>pitchfork
Gabriel Ross
buy sell buy buy sell!
8.7, 7.6, 4.8, 9.7
global warming, rape, racism, global warming. 7.8, rape, racism, global warming, Adelle, 7.8, global warming....
