Random dude texting me, don't know how he got my number. Dubs decides what I say to him

Random dude texting me, don't know how he got my number. Dubs decides what I say to him.

I will suck your dick only if you let me chew of the hair from your balls

"Ok, give me sec."

Block him after.

Dad?

Send him a picture of your dick

Papa is that you?

Dad please stop harrassing me please with these same texts over and over again

Send him a butthole, Arabs hate that shit.

Send him a 1

Et tu Brute?

Shhhieeet

delivert

Are you trying to welcome him? What?

Now ask him for his

Are you trying to welcome him? What??

trips decide next

*navyseal copypasta*

Send him a pic of your dick wrapped in bacon

Cocёшь хyи?

Now I'll call cops I am shy

Do you like my dog's ass?

Ok you send me one ;)