"I'll try again later."

"I'll try again later."

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These threads always upset my OCD

'Accompany me if you wish to survive.'

"I'm gonna make him a reasonable offer."

Decide which side, companiono

"Come back later."

my name is seminar

>"Are you fucking kidding me right now?! Get the fuck out of here, retards! I literally just sacrificed myself to buy you a few extra seconds to escape and you're all just standing there watching me die like assholes!"

"Did you just pull the pin out of that grenade, Gorman?"

Good job, you managed to get yourself captured.

...

"Bingo!"

Heh. And checked.

>Get nekkid.

>How unfortunate, for now I will collect all their days of birth

What masked man? Who the fuck are you talking about? By the way why don't we get those bags off of their heads? It's pointless to leave them on while they're on the plane, don't you think?

>It's windows. I'm familiar.

I had to execute Tim Horton because he committed an error, now is the opportunity to correct that error.

i was really surprised how dark it got for a moment

"Who are you?!"
"...I go by bat-dude".

"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from the kid, lady."

>Ladies OUT!

"These handcuffs can be easily broken, officer."

>This one's classic

>Deceased or otherwise, you're accompanying me

>"What does he say? Am I supposed to do something? I'm really confused."

>daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

I was gonna post a line from Avatar but then I remembered, the whole script feels like it got meme'd already.

"It never happened. ANY of it."

"They have to go, all of them, then come back legally."

>ya know what I'm saying, chumps!

>*pewpewpewpewpewpew*
>Arrivederci, shit chickens

>"How can we be sure if I am the one he so desires?"
>"He will make an attempt on your life."
>"......Incredible!"

I operate vehicles...

>First one to speak gets to stay on my plane!
>Actually shoots the man
>Actually throws him out the plane
>Bane is genuinely wondering why he did it

"I fucking HATE JACK SPARROW! I hate him even more than making money!"

"Elementary, gentlemen. We take Batman's life."

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA, motherfucker.
>You don't get to bring your fucking friends.
>They're not my fucking friends.
>Don't worry, no fucking charge for them.
>And why the fuck would I want them?
>They were trying to grab your fucking prize. They work for the mercenary, the masked fucking man.
>.... fucking BANE?
>Get 'em the fuck on board, I'll call it in.

All streets lead up to Mr. Fantastic

>Dr. Pavel, I'm Central Intelligence agency

>You're a big fuckin' guy!
>Fuck you.

What sort of mental disorder do people need to have to actually find this kind of shit funny everyday?

Somebody remove this man whose head temperature has reached critical levels.

>Why don't you listen to an alternative? Stop speaking, or I will be forced to stomp your teeth into your gullet to prevent you from speaking anymore.

Baneposting is entirely acceptable. The "le misquote classic movie line XD" doesn't count.

I mean the Balrog was gone, they didn't need to run they could have just walked the rest of the way out. Save energy.

>I’m an NYU Phil school graduate, CHUMP! You aren't a very good trumpet player.

"Kiss Me."

Not saying "use eagles to get to mordor" instead of "fly u fools :-D "

Very dissapointing

"Yipee Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon."

"People call me Louis. To what goddamn person am I currenlty speaking?"
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>How much tuna is too much tuna?

"I, for one, am impressed."

"It cannot compromise, and its behavior is characteristic of autism spectrum disorder. It may attempt to take your life."

>Morning Guy! Brawler of the Dusk Dude!

"Lets rape women on a boat."

toppest kek

"You've been let go, sir."

"I'm just gonna fucking say it. I want more money."

ther ewere still 1000s of goblins around to shoot arrows

Not funny

...

He's the tryinator after all

CAAAAAN YOU DIG IT?

What could I have done different? Constructive criticism, please. I'm an aspiring writer.

>Le swearing

"I don't think it is lupus. I mean, there has been like what, 3 documented cases in the history of medicine? So please refrain from even suggesting the wildly rare autoimune disease. We have obviously missed something, instead, let's focus on that!"

"It is me, Joey, owner of the YouTube Channel "Journey Across the Globe with Joey"! I have returned!"

Brevity's wit.

"Livin la vida loca, baby"

>"the name is James, James Bond"

>fly(on the eagles) you fools

Damn, this whole time I thought he was telling them to run

you are a strong man

"Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last?... I wasn't telling the truth."

Honestly, I don't really care.

top kek

"Warriors, wanna come out and play with me?"

I greet you to Jurassic park.

"There is no spoon"

I think I see what you're trying. Originally Gandalf called them fools, so you exaggerated this insult into a swearing rant.

I would say "fly, you cunts" instead. It doesn't drag on after the jokes already become clear.

This is my favourite.

An Afro-American?

caught me off guard, large kek

Underrated

KEK

" Were da bonus situation at?"

An Afro-American... Chef.

"I thought you were in front of me, but you're actually there"

>Smart Cunt

>Don't bother with the stunsticks, just kill it!

>you cannot fracture those restraining devices

kek

instructing female canines how to become one with water

Luke, I am your mothers husband

>Reinhart

Thank god I'm not the only one who thinks this all the time

"Marty, I have no desire to get into a physical altercation with you, I just forgot some papers on my desk and came by to pick them up"

>Luke, you are my wife's son
missed opportunity tbqh senpai desu

For yourself

>missed opportunity
Dead meme lad

its a glib fascimile