Where should I go during holidays?

Hi Sup Forums,

So, we're looking for a destination to spend around ten days with my family. There's my father (50), my brother (26) and I (20).

We'd like a comfy place with a warm weather, the sea, eventually mountains or countryside and eventually a big city around the place to go drink some beers and meet people.
We'd prefere to be in a hous and not in a hotel or anything like it.

Our budget would be:
- For the house rental: max 300e/night
- To go there/to come back: max 1.000e.

We already thought about going to:
- The dune of Pyla, in Southwestern France. But we're afraid we might get bored.
- Some nice city in the Netherlands on the sea. To smoke pot and do some fishing all day long.

I'm listening to all your propositions

Greece?

I like nice beaches.

We already know by heart Bulgaria, Croatia, Serbia, Slovenia, Portugal and Greece. We're looking for something else

madeira island

Why not, but we know pretty much Portugal. I know it isn't the same climate but we're looking for something different.
Madera seems to be a chill solution though, I add it in my list

just stay home.

I'd be interested about going to netherlands.
What would be the perfect region to go?

French Caribbean.

nah, there's too much terrorists here

It would cost way more than 1k for all of us

Guaranteed (You)'s for that flag. You posted on Sup Forums a few days ago? I saved your flag in my rare folder back then.

Canary Islands?

Welp. I tried.

I'm not rare anymore senpai.

do Arubians celebrate easter?

We do, my pasta eating friend.

Turkey
The water is great senpai :DDD::d:D

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sorry

I was robbed in Greece and the police did nothing: It's an overrated expensive shithole. Spain and Portugal are much better.

Where in Turkey then? :^)Heard some good stuff about Izmir.
There would be a place where we could go in the countyside near a big city?

Montenegro

w-wait are you serious?
Are you not aware of the happening? Arent you scared like every other yuropoor?

Anyway izmir is way too overpriced, antalya is slightly better in prices but is generally smaller than izmir, not alot of museums but alot of beaches and food. Alchol is cheaper there too.Lots of mountains and nature scenery as well. Most people know english there and there are alot of russians if you get bored of turks. Mersin and muğla are even cheaper but i have never been there so i cannot really recommend it.

Ok, we just decided we'll probably go to Madera. Can someone tell me more about the place? Is it nice? Not too touristic?

Tbh I like Montenegro very much. Recommend me some spots senpai.

Who cares. Most of the habbennings take place in Istanbul. I guess if we go to Izmir or some place like this, we won't get any troubles.
Not really a typical western faggot scared by everything, I spent most of my life in Belgrade so i'm not afraid of my Turkish friends :^)

Nice, could you recommend a region with a comfy countryside, and a relatively big city near it?
Not somewhere too much touristic if possible.

>The dune of Pyla, in Southwestern France. But we're afraid we might get bored.

You could just visit Bordeaux if you are getting bored. It's close.

>We'd like a comfy place with a warm weather, the sea, eventually mountains
>Netherlands

yeah no, we're thinking about Turkey, Montenegro or Madera now

Go to the Black Sea coast. Trabzon has a lot of history, with lots of comfy countryside (mountains, forests, waterfalls etc), a lot of history (Ottoman/Seljuk/Byzantine/Early Christian) and has relatively few tourists.

Kotor, Perast, Budva, Mamula and the other nearby Austro-Hungarian forts guarding the Bay of Kotor, Tara canyon, Lovcen National Park, and the abandoned submarine tunnel near Rose Coast pictured in my above post

Malta, Cyprus, Sardinia,

All of these countries are cheap af
>Turkey
Istanbul is fascinating and the people of Eastern Turkey are by far some of the nicest people in the world
>Georgia
Went there like 10 years ago with my family (they are Armenian), it felt like being in the Lord of the rings. The people are also really hospitable, and they all seem to be really attached to religion which is incredible coming from a Christian country.
>Lebanon
Lebanon is arab europe where Christians live and just a little bit more conservative for Muslims, but still really western. The people are less religious but still have the arab mentality, it can really turn you off when someone who has conservative muslim views invites you to their home, you won't have that problem in Lebanon. (also, they speak French and generally manage in English, which is fantastic if you don't know shit about arabic). Stay far from the border of Israel and syria though.
>Jordan
Jordan is probably the only traditional Arab country which is not completely devastated by war or has all that Saudi sharia bullshit. The mindset of the people is fascinating.
>Iran


I know you probably meant Europe, but come on, the people in Europe all think in a similar way, some more conservative and some more liberal, but fundamentally it's the same mindset. The middle east is a whole different world, don't worry about terrorism, Arabs and eastern turks are so obsessed with giving a nice image to westerns that they will never let anything bad happen to you. EXPECT to get invited to someone's house after just 5 minutes of talking, and don't be afraid to accept, it's by far the best thing about the middle east, the people seem to have a hospitality law that they wouldn't EVER think of breaking.

Shit, didn't finished Iran
Really, just search it, other people will explain it far better.

Holy shit, *didn't finish