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APOLOGIZE

10 in 10 lads

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Förlat

anyone with half a brain would've expected a past-it zlatan to dominate the plel

And half of them were offside. No.

i hereby apologize

I never doubted the god

I fucking love being ABLi

Forgot the å lad

In 100% honesty I never doubted him. If he had been there his whole career we'd be ranking him up there with the best of all time.

Zlatan is a fucking god

thanks lad, never doubted you

Name a single derby Zlatan hasn't scored in
Spoiler
You can't

congratulations on securing a draw at home against liverpool, i am very sorry for doubting you in the past.

>yet another meme goal
will he ever stop

>Seething

Don't you realise ABLis always win?

>De Klassieker
Scored
>Derby d’Italia
Scored
>Derby della Madonnina
Scored
>El Clásico
Scored
>Barcelona derby
Scored
>Le Classique
Scored
>Manchester derby
Scored
>North-West derby
Scored

I know this'll come off bitter as fuck...

Not really dominated the league though has he?
Burnley, man city, amongst other sides he's drew a blank. Still adapted well

>inb4 he's adapted better than Pep

He scored v City though

14 goals, joint top scorer, 35 years old and in his first season of the PL. It's not bad.

Shoo shoo, this thread is for the unexposed

he's played far more minutes than every other top scorer around him, his goals per minutes is no where top

Thank you, Zlatan.

T. Spurs fan

>derby della madonnina

>goals per minute

lmao

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/top-scorers

Not that much. 129 minutes per goal is better than quite a few players there.

You're exaggerating. Sanchez has only played 14(fourteen) more minutes than him.

>no argument
>just posts "lmao"
lmao

he still scored 42 % percent of Uniteds goals before this match. Kane, Costa and Alexis have around 30%

>EPL is literally easier than Ligue 1

I'm a trequartista main btw

What about his skips per 33 seconds? Or passes with his left foot on a Saturday after half 3 but before quarter past 4?

Based Bosnian.

>Sanchez
>Costa
>Kane
>Aguero
>Giroud
all have done better this season

lmao

lmao

Can't believe we drew that game. Mkhi and especially Pogba cost us.

All players who have played multiple seasons in the PL.

Zlatan only has 1 penalty too.

Unfair to compare a literal god with all the others.

>THIS IS THE BEST GAME IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL
>1-1 (penalty and offside goal)

pathetic

lmao

ibra is actually pretty good im surprised,pogba is shit though not surprised there

My favourite derby goal of his was when he scored that bullet header against Celtic to win the scottish cup

I loved how he tried to make the fucking crowd wake up. OT is turning more silent than the Emptyhad or Emirates, no wonder the team looks so sleepy.

"""""""""""""Best"""""""""""" league

Zlatan
>19 goals in 29 games
Messi
>27 goals in 24 games
Really makes me think

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best player of the Premier League.

2 goals in 195 minuts for a ratio of 97.5 minutes/goal.

Quality stuff.

Fair play, he's really keeping Man Utd on the top of the league and charging towards the title.

Oh wait they're 6th and about 15 points behind first

Never scored in the >New Firm derby between FC Kobenhavn and Brondby IF

>turin derby
???

Fuck off...

great insight, ahmed!

Surely that says more about him then? He's joint top scorer while playing for a 6th placed team.

Torino was not in Serie A when Zlatan was there

Half of his goals have been offside

True, he also never scored in the biggest derby in the world, Stockholm Derby between Hammarby and AIK/Djurgården

Don't need to lad, I always believed a past his prime zlatan would tear the EPLel a new asshole

>Hammarby
>part of Swedens or even Stockholms biggest derby

If they were offside the linesmen would have flagged.

After what Pogba did you trust EPL refs?

>people use the fact he's played more minutes as a criticism

If only he was a crock with temper issues who missed a third of every season.

Since when did linesmen become refs?

Ahh Daniel Sturridge the greatest striker of his generation. Truly Van Basten without the talent.

sounds more like aguero to me

sturridge seems pretty mellow

No, the fact that 4+ of his goals shouldn't have counted is critisism

>this crushed scouser

Aguero has silverware to prove his credentials.

Sturridge er has the league cup

We don't discuss amateur football here

>This entire post

lmao

he's adapted better than Pep

>no North London derby goal

I'm from Surrey, but nice try lad

he also has a champions league :)

Yeah, so has john o'shea and wes brown

Wes Brown has 2

both of those players are unironically better than anyone on city's current backline

>Yank

Pathetic.

Really makes you think

and Man Utd's tbf

You can say the same about 90% of the premier league right now.

If it was a foul the referee would have blown.

London derby
You lose

Which London derby?

hey pep, this is how you adapt to the premier league

...

The Capixaba Derby

Checkmate sven

Any of them. He hasn't scored in any of them, IIRC

That's because they're insignificant. Even the championship has london derbies

He hasn't scored in any of the championship ones, either
He's overrated

Besaid/Kilika island derby

But london derbies are a joke

What's your favourite derby, Sup Forums? Mine's the London one.

Which london one?

Chinese Club vs Chinese Club probably. So many stars.

>do shit all game
>get BTFO by estonian player of the year
>Score offside goal
>BEST PLAYER EVER

>"We never miss the Gunners play at our supporters club! Nothing like a crisp organic pint of IPA while watching Mesut pull the strings!"

THE London one, pussy,

>ANOTHER crushed scouser

Casuals vs Tooting?

>Tooting
hehe

youtube.com/watch?v=yTP_A0BngCw

>This is actually a thing