Have to lose 60 lbs in1 month or i die. trying the 4 viagras a day diet to boost metabolism. will it wokr?

have to lose 60 lbs in1 month or i die. trying the 4 viagras a day diet to boost metabolism. will it wokr?

Lose 27 kgs in one month.
Almost 1 kg per day.

That means 6700 calories spent each day.
If you eat 200 calories worth of broccoli and tomatoes, your metabolism burns 2500 calories per day -- and you need to work out to get rid of the remaining 4200 calories.

Run for 3 hours.
Play tennis for 2 hours.
Walk 5 hours.
Swim for 1 hour.

Every day.
Eating nothing but broccoli and tomatoes.

SPAM

Estrogen inhibitors / blockers

why the fuck would you die?

the paleo diet might be your best bet, you'll drop weight like crazy after about a week or so.

>4 viagras a day

HAHAHAHAHA

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anus sex burns 1,000,000,000 cal
try it dude

Almost doctor here, it costs 3500 Calories to drop a pound. You would have to essentially not eat AND burn 46,500 Calories in a 31 day month. Hell I'm not even sure bariatric surgery could drop you by that much in that little amount of time. The only clear way then is to just cut your limbs off.

fat contains aromatase but blocking that won't just kill adipocytes. also inhibitor is synonymous with blocker

might as well do this too OP you fucking faggot

100mg of Viagra is safe'ish
If you take more you risk dropping your blood pressure down to death levels.

That and daily Viagra weakens the heart and you will almost definitely develop sight problems after a week of daily 100mg. Not to mention priapism, which if untreated your only option is the surgeon cutting your dick off and laughing at your stupidity.

Viagra is not a snack

Hey almost doctor, can I take one pill in the morning and one at night?
100 miligrams each, for sexual reasons not weight loss.

Hello, i did a 28 day juice fast and lost loads of weight. Look into it.

i need to lose visceral fat fast or i die what else todo,i gained 60lbs in 1 month after heavy cortison treatment

>what is /fit/

what are you going to do with all those boners

why am i not surprised a fatass is looking to pills for his personal failures

loosing weight is easy as balls. move more eat less.

Learn to cook meth, and smoke it nonstop.

Just exercise and eat less you stupid fucking cunt. You know damn well the pills won't work. If you pop a bunch of pills you're going to sit on your fat ass all day and let the pills do their work, then occasionally cheat and eat an entire Meat Lovers pizza because your "metabolism" will take care of it. At the end of the month you'll weigh more than you do now.
Get up and run around all day, every day, for a month. There's your fucking weightloss plan.

Try cocaine