Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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akibas.wikia.com/wiki/Nana
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Yuno
Sneak?

Alice
Will you follow my advice if I told you how to lose weight?

I love women.

Claiming Virgo

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>loving greedy blood suckers

Pacцвeтaли яблoни и гpyши,
Пoплыли тyмaны нaд peкoй.

I don't know why Japanese M00t is deleting avatarfag threads when he said our threads contribute 15% of all posts on Sup Forums.

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>15%
It's embarrassing that your ERP puts a dent into porn posting.

You faggots should really slow down.

[tilde]

>Yui claimed
koumeposter where you at

Back in 2011 it was 45% with all Pon3 threads and Alicefags, it was great.

Well.
I like someone who supports me and has goals.

I do too, user. I do too

Dunno

>women supporting someone other than themselves
>having their own goals besides spending their husbands money

wut

Hello everyone how are you all?

hi

Well I'll share a little about myself to you. I used to weigh a little over 140kgs when I was 22 years old. I didn't care much until one day I broke my mom's sofa during Christmas vacation and I had to drop $4,000 for a new one. So one day I decided to lose weight and I cut all sugar from my diet, no soda, no rice, noodles, cakes, cookies, etc and I lost half of that weight in one year. You can probably lose 4kg in two weeks if you did the same.

I like rice though

Bad

Do you like brown rice?
>i want her as a waifu
>who is she?

Brown rice is tasty, but expensive
akibas.wikia.com/wiki/Nana

>nana
What a stupid name, I'm going to call her Tojo.
I love brown rice and the price is totally worth it and it gives you energy for days so you don't have to do it daily. Will you be willing to try cutting all sugar from your diet for a week?

Aw why is that?

Dunno. There's a high likely hood of me not even remembering this later tonight

That's unfortunate. What makes you forget things?
What kind of things do you forget?
>can't find any imgs of nana
>sigh

I just forget things
All sorts of stuff

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Good old Christa, or Historia

Idk

hello there rock star

Would you like a hug?
>Hugs
Pretty

Time to write a list of things to remember in your Note Pad. I'm about to be called, see ya Alice!
>i need to find more Nana pics, help me!

hello. how are you??

Pretty good I finessed work early today and my day off tomorrow

I actually liked SAO despite how bad it is.

>Taiga claimed

Never bothered
Hello Tigga

That made it a lot better

second best grill

There aren't any that I could find. Just one lewd

Alice?

good shit
where do you work?

.......is that a guy?

Hello

Who is best grill?

me

Alice is female.

That's good. You been up to much?
I gust gone out to Malta to work as a scuba diver master
So been up to much? Little miss tsundere

nice donut

About as female as Louise.

I see nipple!

I'm watching a movie with someone right now

Who?

Claiming this cute little spastic

turn it on -_-

What -_-

How?
Aw that is a nice spack

On a website thing

Who are you watching with?

With

i wanna die sometimes

ow sounds fun! you love birds
We all be

that sounds pretty interesting, actually. is it fun?

It is fun
What are you doing?

Tower was such a romantic couple movie

I always want to die

>Alicefags
Alice is such a best

It was good

It sucks

It is very fun but hared work, Because Ian the only trainee I get all the jobs no one else wants.
aw you are together that is so cute! I am just chilling on the sofa in my seared apartment

ahh. I understand how that feels. At least it's fun work, right?
besides that, what're you up to besides thread?

Claiming best girl.

Hentai ._.

Watching you tube and that is about it
Hay saya

Best girl

No hentai

Hai Yuno!

Excellent choice. Best Persona 5 girl. Almost heresied.. it was close.

Okay I'm back, had to handle a patient. So when did your sleeping problems start?

No idea. As long as I can recall anyway
So as early as six

Ello haven't seen you in a while
So what you up yo hot stuff?

that sounds pretty nice tbh. sometimes I just get on youtube for an hour or two and see which direction I end up going in terms of videos watched.

Mmmmmhmmm, I see. And what exactly happens during the night? Are you fidgety?

I don't generally move actually. I just get a lot of nightmares

I have a couple of genera I stick to, it is mainly tr2

Ehh, not much. Being bored.

like being on waifu for a year

I'll know the feeling soon. Another couple months for me

Nightmares, huh... Do you feel paralyzed or are you just too tired to move?

No, not sleep paralysis. I do get night terrors occasionally though

Hi

I see, and are you currently suffering from any mental health problems?

I think most people on this website do

Hi

i'm usually like that, but it comes in phases.
watching streamers getting raided or trolled by donators or song-requests is the current youtube phase i'm on right now

Lets worry about yourself for now. Were you previously diagnosed with any mental disorders?

Like, 4 years ago. Yes