Have you ever been in a fight?

Have you ever been in a fight?

Post your fight stories ITT.

Just once when mom wouldn't give up the pussi. I won tho.

13 wins amateur boxer on my way to the top

I did once. I just pissed myself and started screaming. The other guys just walked away. I consider myself the victor.

nice who's your trainer? maybe ill see you what weight class you in?

I work at a club

Our guys kicked out some black dude and he started posturing up to me, calling me out. I'm not the biggest fighter but I am trained in judo and jiu jitsu.
No matter how much he was posturing, he never crossed my line of comfort (i have a line of comfort that anyone who crosses it, I immediately warn and if nothing happens, i take them down)
So he was threatening me with death, i think it was a blend of cocaine and red bull. Some other girl told him he should leave, he cocked his fist at her and I struck. I immediately put him in a rear naked choke, lifted him up and swept his feet slamming him to the ground.
My body weight, plus the choke, and he landed on his stomach.
during the entire situation, i had a co-worker calling police and when they came, I put him in handcuff position and they put the cuffs on him..
Apparently, he was a nurse..

I seem to be involved in taking people down at least 5 times a month.
But I've only ever been in one fight.

Every Sunday, train to fight. If you don't train you will not win, I don't care how big you are.

Also sometimes at work, mostly people squirming to get away though, I'm a cop.

doing self defence training now, with striking, jointlocks, jiujitsu. them takedowns man, before you hit the ground you know you fucked up

If you're a cop, then what do you think about this site?

It's neat why?

fucking kicked a group of ninjas ass with my bamboo numb-chucks

i'm too intelligent to fall for such primitive and subhuman acts.
Fighting is for subhumans and troglodytes.
When there is a conflict, you don't deal with it like an ape, you deal with it with a liscened purchased firearm.

>6th grade
>standing in line for some shit I don't even remember
>other kid shoves me
>I shove him back
>he grabs my shirt
>grab his
>he starts swinging me around as if he's going to throw me but doesn't let go
>I start swinging him into it and we start going fast
>we were both such pussies about "getting in trouble" at the time that neither one of us really wanted to actually hit the other
>so we just swung each other around by the nipples for a bit before laughing at how gay that was
All I got. Never been jumped or provoked into an actual fight.

Yea many. Nothing to brag about. Once youve had a few you start to see how dumb they usually are

just picturing you green text such aspie autism makes me wonder what the average Sup Forums poster looks like.

beta 4ever

>Wrestlemania III brother
>Facing off with 8ft giant brother
>Watchu gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you brother?
>Body slam him brother
>Pin him down, get the 1,2,3 brother
>Brother

he only won that because he started off with a sucker punch and after dazing him followed up with a bunch more

kid was too fucked up to do anything after that


reminder that getting the first hit is important

Cream of the crop right here brothers

Considering the vocabulary you're using, I'm sensing some serious projection.

>brother

You said it brother

>Brother

I was arguing with my cousin. We get along great but sometimes we get
on each others nerves. I was an all state wrestler in high school, so I know how
to fight pretty well. I had taken her down, pinning her to the ground and
grinding my knuckles into her ribs, making her laugh but at same time hurting
her (basically torture). I finally let her up and I thought she was going to
leave the room. As I glanced at the television I saw her move towards me out of
the corner of my eye. She kicked me right in the groin. She was wearing normal
tennis shoes. I felt the toe hit more in my butt area so that she really didn't
hit me flush in the balls. I was really shocked more than hurt. When she
realized that she hadn't really hurt me she kicked me again. I saw this one
coming and tried to move but probably only ended up making it worse. This time
her toe landed squarely into my left testicle. I immediately doubled over and
spun away from her to protect myself. I was down on a!
ll fours and beginning to feel nauseous. I didn't know whether to get up and run
to the bathroom to puke or to turn around and get back at her. Just then I
heard the swooshing noise of her pants and felt what seemed like a car hitting
me. Apparently she had got a running start and just absolutely punted me in the
balls. The impact sent me sprawling onto my face. At this point I couldn't even
move, roll over or even grab myself, I basically felt like wanting to go to
sleep. My left nut was sore for a couple of days. My cousin thought the whole
incident was funny and said that that was for all the knuckle rubs I gave her.