HALT! Zeig mir deine papiere. There have been reports of undesirables marked with dubs in the area...

HALT! Zeig mir deine papiere. There have been reports of undesirables marked with dubs in the area. Surely you have nothing to hide, do you user?

no sir.

nien

how do you fail at putting 4 letters in the correct order?

liek tihs

Nothing to hide but my shekels

Of course not. No dubs here.

oy vey

bump

Heil Hitler

Not at all, komoraden

Jew detected

DUBS?

Bitte, hier sind meine Papiere.

Heil Hitler!

...

Here are my papers

no dubs here

Haven't seen any undesirables here sir

Deutschland Uber Alles, mein Ehre heist Treue!

THAT was close.