Need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die. trying out the viagra diet (4pills/day) to boost metabolism . will it work

need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die. trying out the viagra diet (4pills/day) to boost metabolism . will it work

Yes.

Just eat right and exercise you fat fuck.

Dude do a juice fast. No pills necessary. Look on youtube. This is the best advice you will get.

But what about all the boners

i stated the diet today and i have a huge headdache today, cant do anything. will this be everyday lika that?

No it will pass. First few days are the hardest. Keep motivated.

High protein low fat. No sugar, no salt. Most of all NO CARBS (bread pasta) anything made with flower.

Drink a lot, eat a normal meal ONCE at day... Go on like that. Auschwitz diet actually works

Nordic diet, fools

Literally the worst advice. If yiou have high protein and high carbs you need high fat. Your body needs energy from somewhere and it's not going to get it from protein.

Fat is actually better of the two because when your body begins using fat as fuel, it burns your fat reserves and thus you lose body fat and get shredded.

fuck.

high protein and no carbs*

>need to lose 60 lbs in 1 month or i die
Are you strapped to some Bondian villains death machine that has a clock attached to a scale, and when the clock hits 00, if you weigh more than the scale can hold, it falls through and you land in a pool of sharks?

I don't understand why your deadline is 1 month and why you think losing 60 pounds will somehow save you?

>Viagra diet

are you fucking retarded?

High fat and moderate protein. Carbs are actually ok as long as they are complex. Like potatoe, brown rice, oatmeal.

>take viagra
>cut penis
>continue to blood let until at target weight

Meant to tag op, my bad user

HAHAHAH how did you ever let yourself eat to this point. wow were you fit when you were young?

60 lbs in one month is fucking idiotic if not impossible unless you are a high level athlete. Even they have trouble cutting weight let alone your fat nasty ass

yes it will work, you will die in a month

oh that makes sense

this oughta work just be sure you take enough

60lbs is unrealistic and if it was done you'd have a bunch of loose skin.

2.5lbs/week is more realistic with diet and exercise.

You can lose more, but viagra isn't going to let you see your dick any sooner.

fucking lol
Also it turns out the captcha thing will go for about 20-ish pictures before it just gives up

>60 lb
>high level athlete

It's easier if you're already 700 pounds.

Even if you're a high level athelete and were ridiculously overweight I'd doubt it.

30lbs? It's possible if you're a fat fuck who just starves themself for a month. That's terrible for your body and muscle though.

Hey op. You wanna give us some insight as to what you're situation is?

This whole thread doesn't really make any sense. Why do you need to lose the weight, or die? Why one month? Who told you viagra worked like this? How much did you pay for 120 viagra pills?

i have a failing fatty liver, my liver cant do lipolisis anymore thats why i keep gaining weight all the time even when i dont eat for days. doc gave me 1 month until liver burns out since its so inflammed. viagra generika cost me 60 ent a pill, bought 500

horse-shit OP. any method of which you can lose that much, that fast, would be terrible for your health and you might just bounce back anyway.

it's not that hard to understand.if you want to be healthy -- eat less, move more. D&E.

did your doctor suggest anorexia or boner pills to save your life?

listen to the fucking doctor. a professional paid and trained to know this basic shit.

Pic related works.

Cut out Soda and Beer, drink water, water, and more water.

avoid fast food and sweets at all costs.

Lift weights if you can. If you can't find a bodyweight routine and try to follow that, or start running. At least 3 times a week. If you really can't do any of those things start walking every day. Good distances too, like a couple miles per day at least.

>goes to doctor
>tries pseudoscience self treatment instead

Dead in a month, op. Can I have your stuff?

still, 60lbs in a month is a LOT, and I'm not sure it's really feasible. 20-30 pounds should be doable, if tough. 60 though? Good luck.

Op most likely has metabolic syndrome so that shit will kill him faster than his failing liver woild.

if the viagra doesn't kill him, the EC won't either.

And if he's in the situation where he's gonna die if he doesn't lose the weight, what does he have to lose, really?

Roughly calculated that would require a deficit of around 4'800 calories a day... Sounds pretty impossible.

Take fluoxetine. This shit makes you vomit and you cant eat anymore. Lost 20kg within 3 months because of this shit (from 80 to 60kg and I am 1,90m !!!)

What a fucking SSRI !! Hell on earth anxiety. Anxiety = also weight loss.

And oh..it makes u impotent as well.

Good luck!

Solid logic, I can tell you really did a lot of research on this.

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