Story time
oh dear god this is a bad idea
i feel pretty good today so tell me some sad stories about your lives
Story time
oh dear god this is a bad idea
i feel pretty good today so tell me some sad stories about your lives
niggers
/thread
This is why I still visit this place
jews
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my family is from ex yugoslavia, a socialist republic. it collapsed into war, and my moms and i escaped from that PC socialist hellhole
> we escaped to Sweden
My dad and I share a toothbrush
Jason Patton eats turf
Fucked my dad's mistress . got his sloppy seconds
Wow
>remember when I was 18 on Sup Forums
>every day I'd browse Sup Forums and /x/
>pretty lit
>later, about five years
>yuk yuk it's another reply to post or mother die in sleep post
>Tfw skipped it because sick of that shit
>ok moving on
>three days later off to work, getting promoted at my bank
>hell yes nigga
>I get a call from my brother let's call him Sam
>"shit man what do you want?"
>pretty rattled right now because in traffic and needed to be focused for promotion
>on the phone with brother, seems shaken and cant understand his words
>"Sam calm down wtf is going on?"
>then I hear the words that would change the rest of my life
>out of my brother's mouth
>"REEE MOM IS IN THE HOSPITAL"
>yank on the steering wheel to veer out of traffic to hospital
>out of nowhere some hulking nigger wanders in front of my car
>uwotm8.jpg
>run him over because natural instinct and natural selection
>mfw pic related
>on my way to hospital thinking to myself
>tf, I might have just killed an innocent man
>hell with it, keep on driving to hospital because worried about mother
>eventually hear sirens and some cop cars trail me
>REEEEE.webm
>whale tail it out of there
>i finally make it to the hospital, at least 3 cops chasing after me as I run into the doors
>"LEAVE ME ALONE" I cried out
>"LEAVE ME BE I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER"
>doctors rush to intercept me
>I dodge and keep running
>every attempt to stop me was brutally shut down from rage
>I frantically search for her room for a good 20+ minutes
>Not giving up, tears flying out of my face from rage wondering wtf happened to my mother
>Heaving in misery as more doctors come to stop me
>Every attempt was again failed
>roiling pain in the back of my leg, an officer shot me
>shitshitshit
>limp to last room as officer fucking stumbles and falls
>eventually find her room
>every moment has lead up to this
>pussy out and pass out in front of door
...It turns out my mother died that night and she left me a note saying this:
"Read every first letter."
>736829257
du kan ju dra åt helvete om du inte är nöjd, din jävla jugge ;)
i keep losing internet and then having to restart my pc to get it back.
Heheh nice job
thumbs up
may as well post my own shall i?
no u
how dare you
>have wife and daughter, daughters 2 yrs
>be 5 years with girl i once loved
>no sex since birth
>says its not about me
>feel like shes cheating on me
>fighting for months whattodo
>we talked, we tried etc.
>about to tell her that i do not love anymore
>feel like shes only a hindrance in my life
>daughter is everything to me np
>dunno if sexneverything over marriagenchild
>last test 2 weeks ago, licked her asshole off
>also cunt, we stopped, she feels not horny
>i know i didnt do it wrong
im scared of being alone again and of all the upcoming consequences. damn this hard decision.
>virginfags fuck off
>Be me
>Fresh out of high school with no money and can't find a job in my shit town
>Start selling some of my things for extra cash
>Creep over to the personals section
>Post looking for a "Sugar daddy" as a joke.
>20responses.exe
>Talk to this older guy in town
>Says he wants to dress me up and fuck me
>Thinks about blocking him until I read how much I will get each night
>Go over to his house
>Nervous as fuck
>Grabs lube
>Fucks me like a chick while I am in a skirt and shit
>HolyshitIlovethis.exe
>Make lots of money every other week
>Make friends jealous as fuck since they work their asses off.
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read what's under Sup Forums - random
>be me
>hate my life
>want everyone to die
>only thing i love is my family
>cucks come to our house
>tell us we're kicked out
>pissed off as fuck
>don't go outside at all
>my family tries to help me but they can't
>finally decide to do something
>go to the main office
>find the manager
>curse him out
>says he won't revoke us if I give him a bj
>do it for my family
>finish up
>says it was a prank
>my family isnt getting kicked out
>mfw i gave a guy a blowjob because of a prank
Agreed!
wow
words of wisdom
inspirational
Thanks, thing is I didn't even think of myself as gay at that time either.
lol
Tfw your parents ask you where you get all your money and it makes more sense to tell them you deal drugs.
wouldnt be the first time kek
I think they know in their heads what I am doing but it is pure denial. XD
ecks dee lol
Honestly though I find it pretty fun, nothing beats getting filled. I like acting like a chick with guys. But with girls I like slam their head down and pound them senseless. lol
>she feels not horny
She does not need to feel horny. Are you the breadwinner of the family? If yes, are you every morning in the mood to go to work? You are probably not. You are doing it for your family. She needs to do the same thing.
So do you dress like a girl too?
Yes I do. I've been in everything from Miniskirts to tight girly jeans
holy shit
Lol thanks
that honestly is pretty cool
id rather be fucked by a shemale though if I had to do that
That would be awesome lol. I live in a pretty small town so there aren't too many of those lol. Getting filled with cum is the fucking greatest. He even gave me my own girly name lol
multiple thumbs up
thanks mr skeletal
Thank you fellow Sup Forumsrother
no problem Sup Forumsrother/s/issy
im the breadwinner but i like my work, soon she will get as much as i gain so we share the bread in that case. she will not give me the sex in any case without her having some kind of pleasure
no problem Sup Forumsrother
:3
you make me want to watch sissy porn now thanks
Ask me anything btw lol
What perks are there
shit nigger
Hehe, sorry ;3
Lots of money, older guys taking you out to eat, getting anything you want, express yourself freely. The only downsides are; If you live in a small town, word travels fast, Always get tested
sounds dank
It is, Most of the guys are pretty down to earth too. I have been asked to play Mario Kart one time after he filled me up. lol
kek
So, there I am playing Mario Kart, cum in me, miniskirt on. I still got half a taco left.
hahahah
Nice shit user.
taking screencap.