Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there

How do you react?

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Punch her in the sarcophagus

>Do a 360
>Walk away

What's up eyebrows? Need somthin?

Gas her like her grandmother should have been

I can't for the life of me understand how she is a model.

She looks like a man

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get a broom, pointedly sweep the floor around where she's standing.

I wake up from this imaginary discussion and realize that she wasn't never there, isn't currently there, and never will be there.

I doubt I'd recognize her, but either way, I'd just assume that she's one of my roommates' friends.

I'd probably just ignore her and walk to my room. Or whatever seems to be the polite thing to do in the moment.

Ask how she feels about getting BLACKED.

Ask her what Harley Quinn's cunt smells like then turn 360 degrees and walk away

challenge her to a breakdancing contest, obviously.

Fuck her, fuck her right in the pussy....

Would smash right away.

Isn't that the bitch that made her boyfriend kill himself?

I would tell this man to get the fuck out of my house.

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I'd probably say "what are you doin here young man ? "

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>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>walk away

you'd still be walk into her.,....

Come on new friend

Beg her to love me.
I fucking love her.

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>Smash
kys

Cum inside her until my balls went dry

She's super fucking cute when she's not trying to look like a rebellious retard

berate her about getting a buzz cut, tell her it looks like shit, then throw random objects at her

Who is she? Looks scary af, would run away

Call her molly manface, do a 360 and walk out.

Funny how westerners love man face so much. I mean it's no wonder there is a conspiracy that a lot of Hollywood female actresses are actually men. Just look at the teenage boy in make up face here. This Carl Delevingne looks like a boy. Your media is saturated in homosexual ideology.

Kekkle

Tell it to get the fuck out of my house.

OMG are you retarded???
why green text? :v

What are you doing bro? Gtfo!

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Yes, if you find young boys attractive. Otherwise no.

wtf? story bro?

No time to react.
>Get back in the truck user
She's very persuasive

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You're hot for a dude!

jesus christ youre stupid if you did a 360 youd be pointing in the same direction

the fuck you autistic dumbasses talking about? shes pretty good looking.

Call the cops theres a shitty actor in my house

get out newfags
nice trips btw

this is trolling

who the fuck is that bitch?

i would say: "who are you and what the fuck are you doing in my house?"

>i was just pretending i was retarded

exactly
the hoe goes everywhere and thinks shes cool
jeez.
serious question tho: whats the taste of her pussy?

Being English I'd say "Oh hello there Cara, how are you? Could I interest you in you in a cup of tea?" Or "Fancy a beer love?!" I think the later would get a better reaction than the the former...so for you dumb Americunts I'd ask her if she would like an alcoholic beverage!! ;)

so does her pussy tastes like whiskey? nice

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take her to the eyebrow threading place and get those wolverine style brows fixed.

Stab it at least 12 times to make sure it's dead.

Call animal control and get them to take it away.

she's really fucking ugly

Have unprotected sex with her. Document all the STDs I get. Sue her in court.

winner