You know the drill, faggots. Include your special power

You know the drill, faggots. Include your special power.

I'll start. I am The Trypophobian! Any material i touch will form massive areas of porous holes.

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Lonelyman

Roving blackholes man.

Batmanman

Emptiness inside man
Everyone I touch remembers and never forgets the emptiness we all have on the inside, forever.

blackman
...wait a second

Shit in my mouth man.

heteroman

This

Batmanman

Ladiesman

Lifeman

Spiderman

Wait

Un-moisturised hands man

Fearman

Commitmentman

NiggerNeighbors Man

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Nonexistenceman

Haloman
Cuz I don't be afraid of anything

minormedicalproceduresman
My foes suffer an infinite number of low-risk non-invasive medical procedures until they hit the extremely low change of any of them being dangerous and are finally vanquished.

Paralyzeman

>Lonelinessman
>Everyone I touch loses meaningful contact with others; thus subjecting them to my pain.

Oh shit she's pregnant man.

Womenman

OP

harryharryingtonman

kek

All fuckable i presume?
My fear is pain, so i would be able to wrack my opponents entire bodies with intense pain as the Torminator!

Niggerman

Unclewoman

Why not Heavy man?

Blackman

Social interaction man

Rapeman reporting for duty

Ageingman

god

daddypleasenoithurtsman

gay man

Death Guy.

Niggerman

The most useless one in the thread, congrats

Man

Oh, my power is I kill people, I guess.

The hornet

Fuck I hate hornets. Fuck

>fears gay people
>comes on Sup Forums
wew

This would be the worst way to die. Knowing you died from an infection brought on by a jambed finger.

cheers

t. Ageingman

Scatman.

Dubzae

I am afraid of fears, I am fearman invoking your greatest fears.

Diarrheainpublicman

as in you kill their will to interact with you?

dubsman

I actually once experienced that, so good luck user. You will need it. Yes it is as bad as you fear.

Rapingman.

My super power is a magic mirror that makes people who lie about sexual misconduct fess up when they see themselves in it and brands them so that they actually do the time or make the restitution they deserve to have to.

VAN-MAN

Sure, why not.

Kikeman

Student load debt-Man

Apartment Block Fire Man

Then they have already won.

Suicidal Thoughts Man.

Every criminal I interact with is plagued with suicidal thoughts that come and go as his life goes on, never certain when or if he'd listen to the voice in his head when it goes "lol do it."

Takecareofmykidsfromanothermanandallmyinsecurities man

Waspman here with ya

pussyman

Basicsocialsituationsman and his side kick aspie

I basically just weird criminals out until they leave out of awkwardness

>go to restruant
>waitress comes around and asks for order
>"hey i'll have a burger please"
>she says "okay, that comes with fries and coleslaw, is that alright?"
>sure.jpg
>i didnt really want the burger anyways, i just got it for the sides
>goes away for a while
>is still gone
>where the fuck is my food
>the autism is growing inside me
>get up to go ask her where my food is
>turn the corner
>slam right into the waitress holding my food
>she slams on her face and the food is all over the floor
>fuck
>my sides

DepressionMan, I've been stuck in for ~4 month after my final exams (I was 17).
One will say it's not really long, but everytime I remember this, I get remorses and feel another depression coming.
Sometimes, it even starts again when I question my life goals but since I have a job, I can meet people or friends in other places than in a bar or college.

i have the power to split any dick while i enjoy me some boipucci

Tornado man. Kinda self explanatory.

Did you ever watch tornado twister?

unemployed-man

urinalman the superbeta fuckboi

dyingaloneman

rapedinjailman

authority-man, checking in.

Hello authority man I'm VAN-MAN, I think we have some common ground

Family guy

Commitmentlad

I am Intimate Relationship Man

Wetdreamaling

Punkalunk

Sharkman

NormieMan

no-caffeine-man

Caught in position of lolicon man - I can wipe electronics by will with only enough evidence left to suggest the content but not be convicted

uh, no. there can only be one Intimate Relationship Man, and I am he.

Beinggayman

Tripasips for the digits man

Batmanmanman

womanman

Fuck this guy man

Whoamomaman

...

Sleeping-with-the-lights-off Man

UncircumcisedPenisMan to rescue

Oooohhh man

Raped-by-a-transman

My Sister Finds Out I Watch Her Pee-Man

Did you greentext the sorry about a kid bringing in hornets????

I'm The Needler. I have a great of needles (typanophobia).