You know the drill, faggots. Include your special power.
I'll start. I am The Trypophobian! Any material i touch will form massive areas of porous holes.
You know the drill, faggots. Include your special power.
I'll start. I am The Trypophobian! Any material i touch will form massive areas of porous holes.
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Lonelyman
Roving blackholes man.
Batmanman
Emptiness inside man
Everyone I touch remembers and never forgets the emptiness we all have on the inside, forever.
blackman
...wait a second
Shit in my mouth man.
heteroman
This
Batmanman
Ladiesman
Lifeman
Spiderman
Wait
Un-moisturised hands man
Fearman
Commitmentman
NiggerNeighbors Man
Nonexistenceman
Haloman
Cuz I don't be afraid of anything
minormedicalproceduresman
My foes suffer an infinite number of low-risk non-invasive medical procedures until they hit the extremely low change of any of them being dangerous and are finally vanquished.
Paralyzeman
>Lonelinessman
>Everyone I touch loses meaningful contact with others; thus subjecting them to my pain.
Oh shit she's pregnant man.
Womenman
OP
harryharryingtonman
kek
All fuckable i presume?
My fear is pain, so i would be able to wrack my opponents entire bodies with intense pain as the Torminator!
Niggerman
Unclewoman
Why not Heavy man?
Blackman
Social interaction man
Rapeman reporting for duty
Ageingman
god
daddypleasenoithurtsman
gay man
Death Guy.
Niggerman
The most useless one in the thread, congrats
Man
Oh, my power is I kill people, I guess.
The hornet
Fuck I hate hornets. Fuck
>fears gay people
>comes on Sup Forums
wew
This would be the worst way to die. Knowing you died from an infection brought on by a jambed finger.
cheers
t. Ageingman
Scatman.
Dubzae
I am afraid of fears, I am fearman invoking your greatest fears.
Diarrheainpublicman
as in you kill their will to interact with you?
dubsman
I actually once experienced that, so good luck user. You will need it. Yes it is as bad as you fear.
Rapingman.
My super power is a magic mirror that makes people who lie about sexual misconduct fess up when they see themselves in it and brands them so that they actually do the time or make the restitution they deserve to have to.
VAN-MAN
Sure, why not.
Kikeman
Student load debt-Man
Apartment Block Fire Man
Then they have already won.
Suicidal Thoughts Man.
Every criminal I interact with is plagued with suicidal thoughts that come and go as his life goes on, never certain when or if he'd listen to the voice in his head when it goes "lol do it."
Takecareofmykidsfromanothermanandallmyinsecurities man
Waspman here with ya
pussyman
Basicsocialsituationsman and his side kick aspie
I basically just weird criminals out until they leave out of awkwardness
>go to restruant
>waitress comes around and asks for order
>"hey i'll have a burger please"
>she says "okay, that comes with fries and coleslaw, is that alright?"
>sure.jpg
>i didnt really want the burger anyways, i just got it for the sides
>goes away for a while
>is still gone
>where the fuck is my food
>the autism is growing inside me
>get up to go ask her where my food is
>turn the corner
>slam right into the waitress holding my food
>she slams on her face and the food is all over the floor
>fuck
>my sides
DepressionMan, I've been stuck in for ~4 month after my final exams (I was 17).
One will say it's not really long, but everytime I remember this, I get remorses and feel another depression coming.
Sometimes, it even starts again when I question my life goals but since I have a job, I can meet people or friends in other places than in a bar or college.
i have the power to split any dick while i enjoy me some boipucci
Tornado man. Kinda self explanatory.
Did you ever watch tornado twister?
unemployed-man
urinalman the superbeta fuckboi
dyingaloneman
rapedinjailman
authority-man, checking in.
Hello authority man I'm VAN-MAN, I think we have some common ground
Family guy
Commitmentlad
I am Intimate Relationship Man
Wetdreamaling
Punkalunk
Sharkman
NormieMan
no-caffeine-man
Caught in position of lolicon man - I can wipe electronics by will with only enough evidence left to suggest the content but not be convicted
uh, no. there can only be one Intimate Relationship Man, and I am he.
Beinggayman
Tripasips for the digits man
Batmanmanman
womanman
Fuck this guy man
Whoamomaman
...
Sleeping-with-the-lights-off Man
UncircumcisedPenisMan to rescue
Oooohhh man
Raped-by-a-transman
My Sister Finds Out I Watch Her Pee-Man
Did you greentext the sorry about a kid bringing in hornets????
I'm The Needler. I have a great of needles (typanophobia).