I find this shit way too much fun. I'll start

I find this shit way too much fun. I'll start

Guy steals idea
Makes them change name
Makes billions

steve jobs movie

nope, doesnt involve tech

The Founder

a man does things

Aye!

>Rick Moranis gets blown up
>RV crashes in desert
>alien jumps out of stomach
>Robot trips virgin alarm
>Fried Chicken
>gold ballsack sells flamethrowers

1. White man goes to jail.
2. Takes penis in pooper.
3. Doesn't Like it.
4. White man Escapes Jail.
5. Happy black man.
6. End

trip
drugs
family
mexico

Were the millers?

guy is mask wearing rebel
guy meets girl
guy hates a certain group of people
guy likes explosions
hint: A clue is right in front of your eyes.

Spaceballs

Shawshank Redemption

nazis
symbolic bear
master assassination plot

Inglorious bastards

yes to shawshank

yuh

your turn

v for vendetta

V for vendetta

Force Awakens?

dead-end job
psychotic break
soap
boxing
terrorism
anarchy

>An old ass guy loses some jewelry
>Sends out his friends to find it, it means a lot to him
>It's in the hands of some midgets
>Midgets refuse to return it to rightful owner
>Would rather destroy it

Can't talk about the answer...first rule

well, and the second rule, also.

lotr trilogy

The Lord of the Rings?

"real human being"

Retard teaches Elvis how to dance.

5 dudes crack open a cold one in 1945

Winner winner, beer for dinner

bartender meets a dude who used to be a chick
bartender takes dude back in time so he can seduce his past chick self
dude's past chick self gets pregnant and the bartender steals the baby
bartender takes baby girl back in time and leaves her on an orphanage doorstep so she can live out her life as dude's past chick self
bartender makes dude join a time travel agency and eventually dude becomes the bartender after he burns his face
also the bartender eventually kills his future self, who is a mass murderer

>Hockey
>Infidelity
>Savages
>Necrophilia
>He isn't supposed to be here

Both right. The clue was the word guy because in V for vendetta he wears a guy fawkes mask :)

Happy Gilmore

sorrey brah, guess again

Clerks!

clerks

Spaceballs

This is hands down the greatest description of LotR I've ever heard

Footloose

Crazy guy holds world hostage. Cool guy fucks a bunch of chicks, kills a bunch of guys, saves the world.

>entire movie looks like a blm riot

...

>Robbers plan a steal
>Big fat gun wound
>All the colors die including non-colors
>One lives
>Escapes and is now rich

>Something to do with hats
>Has batman in it i think
>had some birds
>electricty too
>also a lot of water
>magic shit

Correct!
Thanks dude, means a lot for a low-life degenerate like myself

The Prestige, classsss film!

Reservoir Dogs

>dude gets Fry'd
>breaks a guy's house
>excapes jail
>works in government
>bankrupts major corporation
>sent to rehabilation

>4 persons go to magical place
>evil race of weirdos attack
>4 persons win because one of them had a hole in its pocket
>impromptu jam sessions everywhere

The Ballad of the Blue Meanies ft. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

>Space Pocahontas
>From POV of white male

Liam Neeson commits borderline genocide in Albania

planet of the apes

Yep you got it

A million ways to die in the west?

...

avatar?

That movie takes place in Arizona...

>cop moves to countryside
>uncovers conspiracy
>murder ensues

Guy sits at bus bench
Tells life story
Finds out he has kid
The end

forrest gump

Im from the UK i have no idea about anything that isnt my own street

Robot dude created as boyfriend
Girlfriend gets captured by some cunt
Meet creator of robots
He finds out he was just made to be a fighting machine
Kills girlfriend

Yup

yah

>Kid is ditched by parents
>Forced to fend for himself in a cold, miserable existence
>Fights off men trying to take advantage of him
>Reunites with family only to be abandoned again

>old man has a questionable relationship with a highschooler
>old man is kill
>highschooler steals a car
>old man is saved
>highschooler needs to see his parents fuck to stay alive
>they do and now they're all rich
>repeat for two more movies but with different settings and minor changes

>creepy pope benedict wants to destroy the world
>commands an army of white sperm-people led by a nigger to build a deadly superweapon
>army defeated by the carebears and bigfoot; superweapon destroyed, nigger kills pope

back to the future

Pajeet travelling on boat
Boat crashes
Get on a lifeboat
Animal on boat with me
Survive

Three kids graduate high school and go their separate ways
One is kinda dumb, other two are pretty smart
One of the smart one becomes a crazy pilot
A whole bunch of people die because of some really stupid decisions
The non-pilot smart one puts the dumb one in charge of some people (his old boss died)
The pilot crashes into the desert and gets captured
The dumb one and his new friends have to rescue her
The other smart one "helps" them somehow
Everyone gets excited at the end, they're gonna fight, and they're gonna win

life of pi

Bald guy races cars

Back to the future

>local white man abuses his three midget kids into becoming singers

fast and furious

Gay Cowboys have sex in the mountains

Social Media

Yep that's it

Broke back mountain.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Man gets back his rug.

Alvin and the chipmunks

>Zombie apocalypse
>Black man surprisingly not the first to die

nice, faster than i expected

Star Wars Return of the Jedi

the emoji movie

Night of the Living Dead

Me and friends are alive, nobody knows we are alive
New guy in town, super cool, jealous of him
Go to pizza place, try to stop cool guy from going
Get kidnapped by some kid
Escape from kid, make up with dool guy
Fly on rocket with cool guy back wth friends

>senile old man
>fucks with a little kid
>destroys water, oil, electricity lines
>mopes around
>lives on waterfall

...

Up

Starship troopers

The Big Lebowski

>captain of starship and bodyguard play with trains
>Shia lebouf's dad is an asshole
>fat guy now works in fast food

Good job

A man with a name based on US currency tries to get rich even if it means he has to die trying.

>will smith can fly now

>teens want pussy
>get not arrested
>period blood on pants
>bus to party
>they're mclovin it
this should be easy

yes

Hancock?

>twink contacts irl master yoda to learn how to physically assault people
>banzai