/bb/ Big Brother 18

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Nicole
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: Paul and Moo

Most Likely Going Home: Moo

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Vicory and Paulcole Final 4!

Well it sure as hell seems moo is finished. She better be studying that wall, you just know its face morph this week.

im still not sure how nicole and corey think they were betrayed by natalie and james

james could have easily sent corey home on thursday

> Michelle going home

This makes no sense. Why is everybody on this season a retard.

corey is staying true to the all guys alliance
so he convinced nicole this is the best move

i fucking hate the player formerly known as reddit

corey cant beat vic or paul f2, he cant even beat nicole

he is the dumbest of all of them, now look at the OP pic as you read this

Is he planning on going with Nicole to the F2? He better, because Paul and Vic would definitely take each other.

This is a stupid plan in general because Vic is a comp beast and Paul can win comps too.

why are they afraid of the squid? holt shit fry that shit up..

another true paul story about how fucking awesome he was at pepperdine

>Turn on feeds
>Nicole: "Is this like legit seaweed, from the sea?"
>closes feeds

>everyone gagging from the HN foods display saying they wont eat it

>michelle dives right in

>only 2 have nots

whats the point

how'd they decide the have nots

>turn on feeds
rookie mistake

>reddit leaves this week and the collusion is still real

I hate Paul so much please make him shut up

First two to fall off during the HoH comp.

Mich complains Victor drank all of her wine & didn't offer Mich any. [NOTE: Not true. She said to Victor she hates wine & onlywants a glass]

boring. make the HOH pick again

she was mad he didn't invite her to hangout with them while they were drinking. she also said he can have it as long as he doesn't give any to Paul and he didn't

>tfw no bizzaro bb ep where jeff probst hosts a live eviction
>tfw no bizzaro bb ep where phil keoghan hosts a live eviction

>tfw no bizzaro tar ep where julie chen hosts a non elimination leg

>tfw no bizarro survivor ep where julie chen appears and tells everyone to gather around the tribal council area immediately

i have an idea for a new twist. i call it the "blindside eviction" and heres how it would work

>julie randomly appears and tells all the HG's to gather in the living room
>she then tells them to all go to a different room in the house
>in each room there is a box
>she tells them to wait till they hear a buzzer or horn to open it

>inside the box are instructions to write down the name of the HG they wish to evict, put it in and envelope and take it back to the LR

>they all put them in a box or urn, survivor style
>a HG pulls them one at a time until someone is evicted and they must leave immediately

dont ask me why i greentexted all that

user that would imply they arent always actively trying to extend the season.

If that ever happened, expect it to be because of a shorter season from the outset (like 19 will be) or because the show has suddenly ratings tanked.

>Nicole knows that Reddit holds grudges and was trying to target her last week and taking a preemtive strike
>Nat/James revealed, in front of Corey, they wanted to save Vic in the Paul blowup before eviction
>Nicole/Corey believe that James/Nat don't trust them
>By getting rid of reddit, they hurt the James/Nat/reddit final 3

This is a smart move because it'll allow Corey/Nicole to be in the middle and play both sides.

BUT FIRST

they could do it in replace of a DE. there just would be no HoH or POV.

my other thought is this person who is blind evicted definitely gets a chance to return to the game. i just like the idea of them not being able to group evict someone to see how it would play out

>they could do it in replace of a DE
that'd be fun. do the eviction, then do that, then do the next HOH comp to set up the next main

I could see that as a really good twist for a DE for sure. That is good thinking right there. Would drastically rock the whole game.

>a smart move


it's a bit of a risk/reward thing

this move makes it to where it's pretty much guaranteed one of Corey/Nic will make it to the final 3 possibly both

but the possibility of Vic or Paul winning the whole thing goes up exponentially.
if one makes it to the end, I think they'd have to win unless the jury is just bitter

if Nic/Corey were going for the win, they'd try to get out Paul or Vic this week

problem I see is it doesn't give a comp beast a chance and that'd be the obvious person to get out

nicory cant beat paul or vic, if they are playing for third its the dumbest move of all time and if meech wins the veto they are fucked

>James: You called Paul "babe"
>Natalie: Yeah. I call everyone babe. It's part of my social games, James.

Will James ever realize he's being played

probably not. the other 2 couples have had sex or at least a bunch of hand action and James has gotten a peck of a kiss for winning a comp. he probably hasn't even gotten to feel dem tiddies

logically thinking but girls would be catty and people would be looking for revenge or for ehoever they feel is a threat to their game only and nobody would have the chance to sway others decision cause they would all be... blindsided

Would you watch a season where instead of having an HoH and 2 noms, it was a voting system just like survivor and the only player safe is the one that won veto

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please god don't let mooch eat the veto

I think Nicole is banking on the fact that Vic has been voted out, but hasn't outright said it to Corey because she doesn't want him to win and not take her to the end.

Paul has been fucking dreadful today

Kino

>16 people enter the house
>they are divided into 2 teams each living in separate areas of the house
>every few days is a competition
>losing team goes to eviction and votes one of them out
>there is no hoh or nomination and no veto
>eventually the numbers dropped and they merge
>no more team immunity instead an individual immunity
would this be a successful format?

probably just watch survivor. it might be fun for like 1 week but i think the whole HoH, nominations thing is a key ingredient of the BB franchise and what makes it BB

if he's there's against a girl, that'll be the excuse used but really it'll just be a WOMAN POWERRRRR vote

Remember in the first episode where Corey said that he wanted an alliance/bromance with Vic?

He's finally got it after weeks.

i would be ok with a split house but no team comps. each house operates in the tradition BB game manner and after a while they merge into one house. new alliances might be forged and loyalty to OG house would be a thing.

no

If Reddit goes home this season might be redeemed after all

maybe if they did that on the all access version but not the main summer series

>8 feeds cams at once

Hey, wawaa? Learn to spell or kill yourself. k thx

>tfw no bizzaro price is right episode where Devin busts in and puts cash in peoples pockets

>Paul: I need a girl like "hi I'm 12"

What did he mean by this?

are /bbg/ girls more dedicated to a season than the guys?

Devin should have been the replacement for Nicole this season.

>we will never see a Devin and Frank alliance

>Devin and Corey cuddling in bed all day
would watch desu senpai

>Corey I know your secret bro
>I know you're gay

1. Emma Willis
2. Arisa Cox
3. Julie Chen

Tell Me What You Know About Schemin’ Schemin’
You Don’t Really Know About Plottin’ Plottin’
Tell Me What You Know About Them DR Session Every Night
9 Am Thursday Eviction’ Up To The Votes
Tell Me What You Know About Mistin' Mistin'
Tell Me What You Know About Blindsides; Nothin’
You Don’t Really Care About The PoV Of Tomorrow
Rather Lay Awake In The HoH Full Of Sorrow

>tfw Day tries to scheme against Devin and he calls a housemeeting witht he help of Paul and flips everything on her

objectively better

>Tell Me What You Know About Schemin’ Schemin’
>You Don’t Really Know About Plottin’ Plottin’
>Tell Me What You Know About Them DR Session Every Night
>5am bed time, waking up to a comp
>Tell Me What You Know About Mistin' Mistin'
>Tell Me What You Know About Blindsides; Nothin’
>You Don’t Really Care About The Vote Of Tomorrow
>Rather Lay Awake In The HoH Full Of Sorrow

>2016
>still no Big Brother Pornstar

there is a web series... based on americas next top model but for the next porstar

havnt seen or followed any of it so i dont know if its any good.

sexfactor?

i think yeah maybe thats the name of it... i could be wrong about its format too... just remember reading something about it a while back

>mfw Corey drops The Rat for Vic

it's fun and only something like 8 20 minute episodes
lots of dudes who want to be a pornstar and must have fucked a lot that can't perform properly
the challenges can be kinda humorous
even though there is full on porn stuff frequently it doesn't feel much different than watching a reality show

I bet her pussy smell like a warm turtle tank

>Moo's smells like a car's center console on a hot day that has been used to store coins and tootsie rolls that had a drink spilled in it

are the girls hot? any black guys?

one black guy that can't get hard
two of the hot girls are also the semen demon type

reminder

lol nat being miss venezuala

vic is right, way too short

maybe if they have miss womanlet venezuala

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oink oink

>Sat 12:00 PM BBT Paul asks if Corey/Victor thought Bridg was cute? Victor says "yeah, perfect skin, cute nose"

I find it hilarious she calls fat people stupid, yet she's a fucking porker.

>yeah, perfect

shes not fat though.

he mad

>you dont know what you got till it's gone

oh okay

do you need glasses?

Basically Survivor

Are you insecure about your weight? She's getting fat.

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Lol what. Sure she's put on a couple pounds since she came in but she's far from "fat". unless your a neckbeardy type that thinks every female should be a twig like nicole and bridge.

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Nah, actually im a Canadian gril. But if you're American I suppose that would look like a twig to you.

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>the canadian girl is back

I said she was a twig?
Sorry about your canadian schools not teaching reading comprehension

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You said Nicole and Bridge are, are you retarded?

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>tfw Paul got cheated on by a disney star

is she really a star because I'd never heard of her