Posts ending in 1,2,3,4 or 5 decide what I say next

Posts ending in 1,2,3,4 or 5 decide what I say next.

wanna eat my ass, bro?

shes a girl BTW.

S P I C E

i appreciate this though, user

"Fuck sorry! I meant to say, bra"

oh yessshhh

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my pee pee hurt when i look at youy lol aaghag

noice

I wanna taste a fart or yous

HEY ITS DAVID ROWAN I CALLED YOU ABOUT THE PIZZA

is it normal that my nipple has green cheese coming out of it?

noice.
MAKE THINGS MORE SPICY SHE IS IMMUNE TO THIS WEAK BUFFALLO SAUCE!

roll

roll again

fuck roll again

there we go

About time you got it

sorry, im a fucking fag thats texting you what random people are saying on Sup Forums. also can i lick your shitter like an apple fritter? id love for you to shit in my mouth lmao fuck niggers amirite

Sorry bruh shes slow af

link her this thread and ask her to roll

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This looks bad I need to slow down.
Fuck me for sending word walls. Wont post until she responds. first good roll I see wen I get back wins

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I like it, but like i said, I will wait so as to lower the leel of pathetic I have reached B.

I think she won't say shit

Bumps

i got a 2, op

I jerked off to a picture of you this morning

I'm here

tbh you are probably right.
OP here btw.

tbh you are probably right.
wait nvm. OP here btw.

Just don't spam her

I like it. But we will need some sick shit to phase her, she only replies with emojis so she knows its illigit. Come up with horrible dark things.

good point. first time Ive done this actually.

when can I come over?

I did that immediately after jerking off to a decapitated baby

oh damn

stop poorposturing you faggot no one likes that anymore it's not the fucking 90s

reroll

godly

ITS MY FIRST TIME GIVE ME A CHANCE YOU NIGGER!

We REALLY OUT HERE

wow, if you somehow manage to salvage a lay out of this i'm probably going to kill myself

this this this

prepare to die.*

dude i dont care if you say no ima pin you down and lick your asshole clean and then make you eat and then eat your shit. piss in my mouth. i want to feel your velvetty asshole on my tounge. i will burn down the statue of liberty for you to sit on my face and smear your shit into my nostrils.

I have intrigued her. Get me a lay Sup Forums!

I did, you're so dreamy and steamy.

Your wish is granted Nigg.

I can't stop thinking about you, I want you so badly.

JOHN STAMMMMOSSSS

I am a man of my word

Ima have to wait but you sir are next.

alright im on my way to pick you up now. make sure you eat plenty of beans i want them farts bb

Can my dad join us?

Lemme see your tits whore

this

kekekekekekkekekek

Yo op, Jordan look like this?

OP anons want this

holy fuck I might salvage a lay guys. also she meant "Do you now"

No, and Im glad she doesn't.

Ask for a nude

john stamos coming up

this

She's either completely retarded, or the perfect woman

Can I see what panties you're wearing?

Aight its only fair... you probably just screwed me out of a lay though...

So am i

S H W I N G

send a pic of you shitting baby i wanna cum to your delicious fecal matter. if push comes to shove, maybe you can shove your fist up my throbbing poopshoot. fucking slut. i already came to your texts. i came just thinking about the fact that there's a female on the other side of my screen. send nudes, whore.
>rip your chances

This is moving way to quick for me.. I think we should just be friends.

whoops wrong screenshot. I fucked it up but I think she got it.

spit or swallow?

fuck you. You better not reroll.

TRIPPPPSSSSSSSS

Pics or it didn't happen

prove it

I second

show me those titties!

Let me see that juicy pussy baby while I play with my hard cock

This.


Either it's fake or he's flirting with an autistic girl

Mind if I see?

Nice choice. I spiced it up.

y'know what? i just want to have a deep conversation with you. how have you been recently?

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Dude you are a fucking legend. Props for going through with it

Met her on whisper. I dont know.

ima make u my bitch and tie you up. ima slide my veiny cock in ur ass and make u scream. ima knock you up bitch

reroll

Fuck you, this was getting sexy...

do you mind fucking me with a strapon? if thats too much for you just put some fingers up my ass. i think 4 including your thumb would work.
(all these fuckers ruining your chances lmao)

Why are gay people getting married?

But before that, I need proof your basement in unfurnished.

just kidding, you wanna fuck or what?

Can I get a nude?

Wow this is gonna make the convo take a dark turn... Lemme try to smooth it so she stays with it...

this

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