Im kinda bloomy sunday Sup Forums, any green stories you guys want to share?

Im kinda bloomy sunday Sup Forums, any green stories you guys want to share?

The fuck is a bloomy sunday

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I can't read anything thats written, the letters are to small

stop with the sonic stuff

are you totally retarded?

I'll repost if for you then.

>be Sonic the Hedgehog
>be at my birthday party
>all my friends are here (even Big the Cat!)
>present-receiving time arrives
>Tails is last to give a present
>gives me a big chili dog
>my favourite!
>Tails says it's no ordinary chili dog and that there's a special ingredient in the chili
>eat chili dog
>it's the best chili dog I've ever eaten
>a couple of minutes later by my belly starts to rumble loudly
>Tails says my last surprise is ready
>stomach starts rumbling and gurgling even louder
>I need to take a dump badly
>make my way to the toilet and sit down
>gut rumbles incredibly loud
>I can feel something big pressing against my backdoor
>notgood.jpg
>absolutely humongous turd bursts out of me
>panic.png
>it's so thick, I can feel my anus stretching beyond proportions I can't believe are possible
>turd is so big it hits the bottom of the bowl and proceeds to lift me off the seat
>despite how alarming the experience is for me, it's actually quite enjoyable
>stop being alarmed about thee situation and just let nature do its thing
>smoothly slide up turd as it continues to exit my rear end
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>finish pooping out mammoth turd
>look down
>it's lifted me at least two meters off the seat
>I can't even be disgusted, this is just impressive
>manage to climb down from giant turd
>wash hands and go back to party
>Tails asks how was my present
>told him it was an amazing experience and that I couldn't ask for anything better
>other friends get curious and ask what I'm talking about
>tell them about the mega log I made
>all of them are impressed and congratulate me

(cont.)

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56%

>everything is going great when suddenly
>"HOLD ON! WHO CLOGGED THIS TOILET?"
>dread.jpg
>turn around
>it's Knuckles
>"Was that you Sonic?"
>anxiously reply "Yes"
>"That's pathetic! You needed a special chili dog to do that micro-turd? I can take a bigger dump without even trying!"
>Knuckles begins to squat on the ground
>partygoers all stop what their doing and turn to watch Knuckles
>"Watch this Sonic!" he says with confident smugness
>the tip of a huge load pokes out from between his red butt cheeks
>my draw drops in shock as I watch an incredibly large log emerge from his cheeks
>it must be at least a metre wide in diameter
>without even breaking a sweat, Knuckles continues to push out the monster turd, until it drops on the ground with an audible thud
>no exaggeration, it was over three metres long
>everyone begins to applaud and go over over to Knuckles to congratulate him
>anger.png
>"See Sonic, now that's what you call a turd!"
>Knuckles begins to walk away, with all the party-goers following him
>absolutelyfurious.jpg
>tfw when Knuckles was able to take such a big shit without even trying
>tfw when Knuckles upstaged me at my own birthday party

Fuck you Knuckles, you colossal faggot!

Oh well thats a pretty decent amount user

And here's the Knuckles post:

>be at Faggot the Hedgehog's party
>this shindig is a total bore
>spend most of the time eating food
>need to take a dumper
>go to the bathroom
>toilet is clogged by a pathetic turd
>assume it must be Sonic's but I ask anyway
>Sonic the Faghog confirms it's his
>decide to show this loser what a real turd looks like
>squat down and let my amazing red ass do it's work
>stretch my awesome anus like a metre wide and produce some epic echidna shit
>drop a gigantic dookie on the floor
>all the guests ditch Loser the Hegehed and surround me, telling me how awesome I am
>tell Faggy the Turdbog that's what a real turd looks like
>chuckle like Knuckles and walk off, with my wonderful admirers following me
>look back and see Chronic crying like a baby
>topkek.jpg

Wow, what a baby. Can't compete with my crap so he goes crying on Sup Forums for pitty replies. Have fun cleaning up that turd of mine, plebhog.

my doctor said that im better

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Hes lying

You guys are so mean, tumblr was better

Nice

I dont understand

Wew

Ok stop you guys im serious, i came from a video of youtube that said top 6 most disturbing Sup Forums posts and it talks about serial killers and more, but the only thing if find is pr0n and this images (pepe is the best)

>be me
>sit on shelf for ages waiting to be bought
>finally a nice upperclass married couple buys me
>I'm so excited to finally be used
>maybe I'll be used to lube their pans for sautéing onions or maybe be used to fry home-battered chicken breast
>we finally get home
>they don't use me for dinner, which I brush off
>they'll use me tommorow, I think
>sowrong.pdf
>desert passes and they finally come toward me
>they warm me up to body tempature
>they take me to the bedroom
>wtf.jpg
>they rip each others clothes off as they eat each others faces
>the man throws his wife on the bed
>she shouts "FUCK ME DADDY!"
>he turns her over
>he grabs me
>ohshitohshitohshit
>he pours me all over her body and his
> they rub together, squishung me between them
>I pray for god to help me
>god hath forsaken thee
>he pours more of me on her asshole and vagina
>he shoves his cock inside her pussy
>he quickens his pace
>they are both moaning furiously
>I'm screaming in pain
>he moves from his vagina to her anus
>she screams loudly as he digs into her
>I'm in her ass
>shit and cum mix with me as the husband blows his load
>I'm in her ass
>I'm on his dick
>I'm everywhere
>mfw I'm no longer extra virgin olive oil

there is mfw pic, im disapointed

Hey.

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The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: a black child. But the pozzed cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the HIV Twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and final gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

Cuck