>ITT: Ex-con ASK ME ANYTHING Just got out of prison after a 9 year stint. Was featured in a "Lockup" episode on MSNBC a few years back: youtu.be/ONnbTx4BrL8?t=2m53s
Anyways, it's good to be back on the internet Sup Forums. I've just been released from prison after my 9 year bid. I used to browse Sup Forums a lot before I was sent to prison. After I got out I became even more of a recluse. Missed out on the whole having a nigger for President deal. Surprised that little faggot moot sold our chan to some slant eyed cunt.
>Pic related - Me now & my mugshot back in 2007
Anyway, I'm rambling...so how has life been treating you the past decade, Sup Forums?
Wouldn't it be funny if instead of giving this guy the attention he wants for having done a terrible thing, we just leave him hanging?
Wouldn't that be funny instead of anything anybody here could say?
Hunter Gutierrez
yea, starting to see that. when i went in, trump had a reality show on nbc...now he's the fuckin president. crazy shit.
Jeremiah Harris
What did you get locked up for man?
Christian Stewart
Welcome back man. That's a rough stretch. You got any leads on gainful employment? Any female companion prospects? Basically what's your plan man?
John Perez
Some crazy shit involving a girl. Rather not go into it, tbh.
Luke Fisher
He served his time. Lay off.
Benjamin Gray
How important is the precise timing of action potentials for information processing in the neocortex? Is there a canonical computation performed by cortical columns? How is information in the brain processed by the collective dynamics of large neuronal circuits? What level of simplification is suitable for a description of information processing in the brain? What is the neural code?
Jack Scott
You kidding? 9 years, man, I'm gay now.
Colton Gomez
Well then the fuck do we want from you?
Gabriel Allen
yea prison fucking sucked. not as bad as tv & movies make it out, but i wouldn't ever want to go back. i'm still looking for work right now & no gf.
Grayson Lewis
duke nukem forever is finally out
Adam Anderson
Want to see my ruined butthole ?
Gavin James
why didn't you get swole in prison?
Jack Taylor
Same fag.
Eli Bailey
Op's a rapist. Got popped for trying to rape a 15 y/o.
nice racism edgelord, too bad you didnt get shanked
James Watson
holy shit, is that really you ?!?!? no fucking way....you're literally the "4-chan goes to prison" guy! bullshit....really??? fascinating
Henry Gonzalez
Prison rape is a lie perpetrated by the justice system to make people afraid of there great big summer camp for grown men paid for by tax dollars.
Jayden Stewart
Hi, Mr. Boggs
Owen Reed
What is the mechanism that causes certain materials to exhibit superconductivity at temperatures much higher than around 25 kelvin? Is it possible to make a material that is a superconductor at room temperature?
Andrew Cook
what a piece of shit, should have hung yourself with a bed sheet smh
Lincoln Thomas
Figured with that mustache
Noah Anderson
Photoshop/10
You faggot
David Richardson
Are you still compliant on your sex offender registration, dude?
Juan Reyes
What's the last meme you remember?
Asher Wright
If this were old Sup Forums we'd organise to get you back in prison. Ugly mother fuck.
Joshua Miller
Bullshit. He missed that Steven Seagal "I'm a cop" show, which I'm convinced is the exact moment our civilization stopped being governed by the usual rules and led us to a Trump presidency.
Luis Thomas
You know what, FUCK YOU! I did my time. I owned up to my mistakes. Like YOU haven't ever made a fucking mistake in your life?
Joshua Green
>pedo stache. 'Cause, y'know, you didn't look creepy enough before.
Jaxson Brooks
made a mistake and bought no mans sky
OP makes a mistake, trips and accidentally rapes a kid
Joseph Ward
You tried to rape a little girl at knife point. No amount of time will remove that memory from her mind. You're forever fucked. You will not find solace here.
Evan Morales
Hey James, was getting caught part of your plan? Trying to rape a 15 y/o isn't exactly a "mistake", you clueless cunt.
Jack Morgan
OP's house
Owen King
15 is prime time. Was she hot? Need details.
Jose Rodriguez
how do you get treated in prison as a rapist. are the stories accurate? or is 15 yr old enough they don't consider you a pedo.
Jose Collins
Hm. Interdesting
Adrian Johnson
Fuck... bait is getting harder to detect. Or maybe I'm just getting old and lazy.
Asher Anderson
Fuck off, man! I paid my fucking debt to society! Why the fuck are you posting my personal shit on here?
Brandon Thompson
Should call his neighbors and ask if he told them he's a pedo
Gabriel Ross
good catch
sage and out
Angel Ward
Goes dam you faggot
OP PHOTOSHOPPED THE DAMN FACE ON A DIFFERENT BIDY
how fucking stupid is b now days?
Pic related fools
Hunter Nelson
>After I got out I became even more of a recluse
Do you think the prison system works as intended, do you feel any better? For many of us, whiteknighting against you could be the most useful thing we do all day, don't take it harshly. Anyway what do you think of the Hobbit movies?
Camden Gutierrez
Trying too hard fag
Joshua Martin
this thread just went from 1/10 to 4/10.
I'm listening.
Logan Gray
Wow. Good catch
Ethan Powell
Best president
Jackson Hughes
Good b8 m8 Got me
Jason Peterson
You dumb fucks seeLike ten posts above ...it's not even a good shop
Carter Martinez
Clearly not the same guy
Grayson Rogers
You didn't prove shit, dumb ass
Blake Mitchell
To be fair, your right. Terrible shop. No excuses. I'm ashamed.
Caleb Sullivan
Newsfags be gullible...summer is here.
Dylan Long
Whooops I spoke too soon. My apologies. How the fuck did you find that?
Ian Gray
This.
Also fake and gay etc.
Jayden Wood
Prove what ? That it's shopped? Look at the fucking shadows around the head
No oroof needed you dumbass
Joshua Foster
>Missed out on the whole having a nigger for President deal. Surprised that little faggot moot sold our chan to some slant eyed cunt. Lol, don't even feel sorry for you if this the kind of person you are.
Luke Torres
Troll line was way higher up. You're super late.
Liam Edwards
Your kind isn't welcome here, and I'm sure the terms of your probation officer won't be too happy about you being on a site known for all sorts of sexual degeneracy.
>screencapped, sent to your PO
Luis Torres
wouldnt it be glorious if you waddled back to 9fag where you belong?
Robert Wood
Don't do that you retard. Guy in pic is not OP. Read the thread. I mean fuck the guy in the pic but it's not him.
Hunter Fisher
The fact you need proof after seeing what a bad shopnit isnproves how far b has fallen
Or it's summer
Pick one
Jack Perry
Your kind isn't welcome here you retarded. Blind faggot
Charles Smith
Boggs?
Zachary Ross
>Your kind isn't welcome here, kek this 'kind' of guys made Sup Forums famous. ..
Go back to redd it
Luis Barnes
>/leftypol/ memes
Easton Bailey
Would you suck a warm llog of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass?
Camden White
The fuck do you know about old Sup Forums newfag? You can't even recognise obvious shoops and bait. Gtfo and go wherever the hell you came from son.
Blake Cook
No, but I would jack off to watching Renamon take a huge dump
Noah Peterson
Well, was she hot?
Xavier Ross
He's a fake you dunce.
Alexander Turner
why is ur nose small as shit in your mugshut but blown the fuck up on pic related?
Carter Torres
Reddit fag detected kill yourself
Daniel Murphy
Because you are a dumb fuck
Benjamin Johnson
Sup Forums is now pure garbage 100x worse than ever before, at least 50% of the board traffic is taken up by "traps" which is a way that faggots have invented to be gay without admitting to themselves that they are gay
sometimes old Sup Forums still pops up though. Like 6 years ago this guy showed up and just posted a picture of a human leg and foot in a freezer. Well, a couple months ago, guy pops up again, just posts another photo of same freezer with DIFFERENT leg and foot in it. Sup Forums is still amazing on rare occassions i guess.
Nolan Hall
oh my mistake i talked to you like you were a Sup Forumsro...kill yourself tho kid
Wyatt Taylor
Hahahahahayaya isn't this guy the funniest or what