2017

>2017
>can't afford a rolex

explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch

Almost

Almost sais it all

>obviously fat as fuck
>doesn't have any fingers

No wonder you only almost got laid...

Can't afford to get glasses to look at any one of the millions of other clocks in the world.

Your fat wrist tells me you should spend money on losing weight

Are you Jelly? It looks like you don't have knuckles you fat fuck.

Is you hand just really chubby or extremely small.

>2017
>still using a watch

Too fat to get laid. Only way you can get laid is to pay for it.

>2016
>Still shackled by the ticking jew

Why does that pork roast have a watch around it?

But I can. I just don't see the point in spending my hard earned money and an expensive watch. It's nothing but a status symbol for the insecure nu-money.

Op is so sad lol

No.
>pic related, got for my gf for our one week anniversary

why did you put it on a ham

That's bad when your knuckles are fat, enjoy your diabeetus

You look like a fleshy space-suit with a strapped-on watch

Bait thread is bait.

>2017
>can afford rolex
>y tho?

Ham Planet wears Dad's watch . Great content

I like mine better

You are both VB very fat.

>dat fat hamfist tho

You almost got laid? Wow.
I get laid with a cheap Seiko that does what a watch needs to do, tell time.

> almost
Money can't stop you from being a fat faggot

You're all idiots falling for this low quality bait that is posted around 10 times a day lol

fat cunt

Autism: The Watch

Your hand looks like the trunk of an elephant.

I agree with this assesment.

>2017
>still making this thread

explain yourself

Looks like u jack of a lot with that hand

Youre fat hand makes me greasy

>Buys expensive stuff with benefit money while eating 20 burgers a day and blaming the government
Kys

I can hear your rolex ticking. we all know what that means.

you should buy another....you're so fat, you prolly take up 2 time zones