Sup faggots

Sup faggots,

How does it feel to know that Ive had sex with over 1000 women?

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They must be ugly because you ain't exactly an oil painting

Y tho?

One day you will be caught by the police

Is that the outside of your house or do you live in a shed?

Ha! Jokes on you because I gave trying to get a chick a long while back...

Probably better than having sex with you feels.

Judging by your face, you're a young man. In order to have accumulated such numbers, you must have started having sex as a young minor. This could only mean you were abused at some point and are now a sex addict. You probably use a lot of drugs and struggle with the fact that you can't relate to people outside of a sexual context. You probably cry a lot because of this. I feel bad for you man.

Bad, maybe... I don't know.... Should I care about that? Good for you buddy.

U jelly, virgin?

Y not?

I have one chick Im fucking atm whos a cop.

Thats the inside. Why?

kind of envy of your imagination

Notice he avoided my comment about the police? Cause he knows i'm right

Sounds like youre projecting. Feels bad for you man.

It feels exactly the same as knowing you're lying on the internet.

You live in a shed with exposed light bulbs? I'm guessing a southern state?

No that's not what projecting is. Also that would be a statistically anomaly if I was. You don't know how to communicate properly like an adult.

What like Victoria? Fark off cunt Im from Queensland.

It feels like it probably burns when you pee.

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Its exactly what projecting is ya Dr Phill wannabe.

>Did the big black cock hurt you when you were younger?

Queersland?
That explains the face jewelry

The only thing I'm impressed by is how you got the money to afford that many prostitutes

Learn to spell and have some respect for your superiors ya virgin.

Ive fap to japanese cartoons more than 100 times
How does it feel, huh?
Oh... isn't the same?
Oh... FUCK YOU

You are not funny or perceptive. I imagine you're not the one who has anything funny or clever to say when there's a group of people around, assuming people associate with you at all.

Never fucked a pro. Why, whats it like?

I'll take shit that never happened for $500 Alex...

I'm sure you get laid plenty but that's a ludicrous number unless you are a literal man whore

Feels like you're a sad, sad little man that'll never have a connection with anyone as good as the one between me and my wife, who've only had sex with each other.

Poor little virgin, how does it feel to never have the feeling of being inside a girl before.

> Inb4 guys dont count.

Get off the stage

>How does it feel to know
I know it, but I don´t feel anything :(

Omg somebody get this fag out of here.

How boring would it be to have the same bitch and pussy over and over and over again. Id want to kill myself.

I don't know, ask your mother's clients

OP here again,

How does it feel to know that I have sex with more women in a week than any of you virgins will in your entire life?

Idgaf
Why shoud I care about some arbitrary number of sex partners that you claim to have.

Someone didn't have a gf before

Get yourself checked, maybe?

Post more pics of your cuck shed plz

You have baby bottles in the shot dude.

Enjoy your STDs!!!

it makes us sad, obviously

Are you trying to make like pokemon and catch 'em all or something?

Im actually seeing a chick atm who thinks we're in a relationship but it bores the shit out of me so Im still fucking as many women as a I can behind her back.

Timestamp or gtfo faggot

All the STIs for sure

I don´t believe that´s you, that guy looks way too handsome

Dead on point. This poor young man has probably been living in that shed for years since he had struggled through relentless hours of assfuck.
> Op kill yourself

>prohint 'cuz I'm a van-trliyquist I foresee you only being able to work at fast food restaurants

traps dont count

Have you tried tell this women that you are into haveing an open relationship with multiple partners? Like whats the point of being in a relationship if you found it on dishonesty? Unless of course you are just telling her what she wants to hear to get in her pants (who doesn't lol), but that would mean that the only thing special about you is that you can lie pretty well and that you are probably not interesting enough to actually be worth our time or the whores time.

Any more pics of your shanty home?

>over a thousand women

How many of them didn't have a penis?

>S-shut up user-kun, baka!

Faggot.

How much more do you want to see?

youve wasted so much time you could have used to focus on science

You do realise we all end up in the same place in the end no matter what we do or achieve so I prefer to do something productive with my time and thats fuck women.

Is that a heart surgery line wtf?

ah there we have the catch. a nihilist. I'm sorry man

Jerking off to cam girls doesn't count faggot

ah there we have a realist you mean.

Feels bad youre still blue pilled.

Thanks for that top tip. Now you can stop jerking off to cam girls.

and an idiot. you dont know what realism is do you?

only a beta fag would care about how much pussy another man has gotten, either you get pussy or you dont.

Judging by the infantile selfishness in your eyes, probably better than anyone who's ever been around you.
If you don't have warts and herpes you're lying or don't know you have them.

Poor pathetic humans, youre all the same thinking youre gonna live forever and trying to find meaning in life when In all actual fact that youre nothing but an insignificant blip in time.

>KYS now.

Post sharpie in pooper faggot

Lol sounds like you've failed at having a decent relationship 1000 times to me

this fucking thread again

Why u mad, virgins?

sweet jesus you sound like a 12 year old

Hey i remember you from july 29 2016 back then you only slept with 8 wow that number has gone up

How do you pick up your girls? Im also a guy whos fucked 100 plus women, I get them mostly off tinder. Ive had weeks where I have a different girl every night.

I probably am and youve just lost to a 12 year old lol.

>poor little boy cant handle the truth.

How does it feel to have to tell Sup Forums how many chicks you fucked as if that's a grand accomplishment

Same here, literally tinder and swing sites were made to get easy lays. I have nights where I literally have to cancel catch ups because Ive already triple booked that night with random sluts.

Ive done everything from my bucket list and even added more;

-single sluts
-3sums with two chicks
-sisters
-couples
-milfs
-gilfs
-orgies
-gangbangs

Awwww is the poor little virgin feeling mad? I think he is lol

Not a 'he' and not a virgin
Inb4 tits or gtfo, I'm black and no one here wants to see that

Did you start secretly filming them yet? Its pretty easy

Not op, other tinder guy here. The black girls ive fucked have a distinct odor to them and ive heard this from other guys too. Whats up with that?

I did about a year into when I started. I have a porn hub account.

I can concur. When it starts to get all hot and sweaty black chicks seem to produce a very noticeable 'stank'. I purposely avoid blach chicks for this reason.

Post your tinder profile?

You post ur shit online? Arent u worried of someone being recognized? Its going to happen eventually if youre not careful

I can smell your decaying flesh over here

Feels good OP. That's an awful amount of sex, enough to ruin the fun of having it. I have sex only every so often. Like maybe once in a few months. But at least I still enjoy sticking it in girls, as opposed to you who can only be tired of it and hate sex by now.

Im not worried and I dont care.
Probably one of the reasons why Im fucking so many randoms in the first place is that I just dont feel or care about anything, its just recreation and something to do.

This is incorrect. Fucking hot girls and the thrill of converting a date, that never gets.

Never gets old*

How did you get all those ladies to fuck you?

With a 4 digit number you must have some sort of hook...

When you've stuck it in as many girls as OP, sex gets very old.

You idiots DO know you're begin trolled, right? You're just playing along and not actually gobbling up this bait like a bag of cocks, right?

Right?

How many of those were rape

Does consensual rape count?

Could not care less.

That's a lie. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it.

Im the other tinder guy and Ive also fucked 100 plus women. For me it never gets old, I cant speak for everyone though.

Glorious bastard

Clearly a thousand 2D women.

>consensual
>rape

Yeah dude.

Dem quads

Shallow graves sound familiar user?

Whats your pornhub op?