Home Alone

In the novelization of Home Alone, The old man actually has bodies in his basement.

Discuss

proove it

Tell the story accurately, you faggot. Those were cat bodies.

>its a novel
well blow me down

uhh, is that supposed to be better

I didn't say it was better, now did I?
I just said to tell the story accurately.
Cat bodies.
Scores of them.

Soemtimes dedder is bedder

In my best behavior I am really just like him. Look underneath my floorboards for the secrets I have hid.

Well, it was because he was an incompetent veterinarian. So in this case, alive would have been better.

cant
came out after the movie. so its the movie: the book

what

now I don't believe you about the bodies being cats. I only heard from word of mouth (REDDIT) that there was bodies down there.

There was a side story about the old man being a vet and there were cats buried in the basement. Wasn't in the movie because it just wasn't funny. Shouldn't have been in the book either.

That part about the tall crook making the creepy pedo joke shouldn't have been in there either. It was as out of place as the kiddy porn thing in that Stephen King book "It."

Good, cats are pests

>creepy joke

what was it?

Fucking faggot

Sage

Your life

okay alan moore.
thats enough Sup Forums for you

Actually sorry man that was uncalled for.

Hope your having a good weekend

thx senpai

Go to bed Sufjan.

God bless.

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hehe

All animal haters r virgins. U fag got lol

yes it is you fucking freak, how fucking depraved are you people?

Harry's probably wondering why the fuck he went into crime with this faggot.

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How did they get away with this?

I've been meaning to start an 80s movie novelization thread. Maybe tomorrow. Did you know that:-

- There's a sequel to ET called "ET and the Green Planet", in which ET returns to Earth in a giant turnip?

- The novelization of Tron has a sex scene? They shoot energy into one another's throats

- The novelization of Alien is by Alan Dean Foster, an OK sci-fi writer. At the end of the novel, Ripley finds Dallas (the captain) being eaten alive in a cocoon; no Queen aliens in this version

- The Ghostbusters novel is written entirely in the present tense. Instead of " Venkman went to the bathroom" it's "Venkman goes to the bathroom". I am aware of no other book where this tense is used.

lol what? the point was the old man is still a deranged fuck either way you fucking autist

pretty interesting, would read thread/10

You can make that thread right now if you want.
This thread isnt really about novels.

it makes a difference if you hide peoples corpses or fucking animals in your basement

I've read some novelizations in the present tense, I think the Terminator 3 one was, I think it's from the lazy fuck just altering it from the script.

>t. psychopath
killing animals is a gateway to killing humans
stop hurting animals you piece of shit nutjob

dude are you fucking nuts?
are you honestly telling me killing people and hiding them in your basement comes close to killing fucking animals?

youre a fucking sociopath

Yes. And every psychologist in the world would agree.

no, faggot, they wouldnt.

fuck i kekked hard at this

2 is objectively the better kino

Whatever you gotta tell yourself, Mr Bates

I remember not liking it as much as a kid.
Probably because of the hobo bird lady and it being so much darker in tone.

Nah. Being stuck alone in his home town, forced to face his demons and grow up was one of the better parts of the movie. The second one didn't have that. Although based Tim Curry did play a good creeper.