Im a youtuber who makes asmr videos

im a youtuber who makes asmr videos

give me ideas.

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Recite the 14 words and say nothing but"Hitler did nothing wrong" for a few minutes.

rain+rustling leaves in the wind+breathywhisper

m or f?

m

Autistic screeching and gay nigger porn

ASMR is one of the most retarded placebic fads I've seen in my lifetime. Fake news. SAD!

Go to bed. Film it.

That is all.

Asmr is pretty fucking retarded. Just give yourself an over-the-pants hj and upload it

Hearing asmr makes me want to rip out my spine, or skin a puppy. Nothing triggers me more than women whispering, makes me want to cave their fucking face in. I can never comprehend how some people find pleasure in this shit.

Shuffle a deck of cards while reciting an unproduced screenplay

OP you massive faggot, why would anyone want to listen to a male do that shit?

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Kill yourself

Explain how bill clinton did 9/11

this

Because males do it best. Their voice is deeper and more resonant, plus most of them don't do the stupid camwhoring shit you'll see most of the women do.

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Placebic or no, I get the same tingles I did back when my mom would hum to me when I was little, or when we did the backscratch-spelling thing in kindergarten. It relaxes me and puts me to sleep.

I don't know why you guys get so triggered by it.

You've got some deep seeded psychological issues then user.

Give me a quick rundown on this ASMR meme

ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. It’s fucking weird but it feels nice. Weird + nice = good? So, ASMR is a pleasant tingly feeling felt in the brain when exposed to certain stimuli, typically tapping, scratching, stroking, brushing, whispering – all those soft, ambient noises. There are over three million YouTube videos dedicated to eliciting this kind of response, people can use it to help them sleep, relax or reduce anxiety.

Googled: ASMR wtf?

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typeing all shake spear novels

put the microphone in your butthole so we can hear what's going on inside of you. apparently its meant to sound like the ocean like when you put a sea shell to your ear.

christ i hate evrything that you stand for

but yeah, here's an idea: jam your dick in a desk fan and record that you insufferable cockgargler

It's "deep-seated" you fucking retard

Record yourself taking a raunchy shit after downing a large taco bell order

Oh user, it's a damp squid.