found a baby raccoon in my backyard
he's stumbling and visibly shaking, sometimes falling over
does raccoonbro need our help?
found a baby raccoon in my backyard
he's stumbling and visibly shaking, sometimes falling over
does raccoonbro need our help?
i thinm hes rabid bro
this lol
The kindest thing to do would be to put it out of it's misery.
the kekest thing would be to punt it
He's got rabies
looks like starving bra
Space program
He's probably dehydrated. Hold him and pet him while you bring him to some running water.
Raccoons make great pets, but be careful because he may not trust you yet
if I feed him is he gonna keep coming back like a seagull or something
Give him a bowl of water. or a bowl of eggs
Probably, lure him inside with food, setup a nice bed for him. Train him and have a pet raccoon
This. Shoot it.
hes playing hide and go seek lol pull your dick out and let him lick it
*literally* shaking
I lost sight of him while making this thread, dont know where he is
last i saw him was behind this tree, no way he climbed up though
I kinda want to he seems pretty chill besides the shaking part
I see what you did there.
hope you contract rabies from it biting you OP
He probably has rabies. Coons are nocturnal and it is not normal for one to be out in the day time. This is often a sign of them being rabid.
Did he bite you yet?
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Swear to God, this is true. I reported a strange-acting raccoon in my neighborhood in the afternoon. Staggering around like it was drunk. I thought rabies. The cop that showed up actually fucking said "animals can get confused by daylight saving time". He actually fucking said that.
Surely a racoon would be out and about if it was starving + hungry no matter the time, little thing most likely lost his mother. Just see if it's extremely aggressive, if it's hungry and thirsty it's priority will be water and food, if it's rabid you'll be it's first priority.
PLOT TWIST:
>raccoonbro is just fine
>would be asleep right now
>except being chased by rabid OP
>"animals can get confused by daylight saving time"
kek
nigga op dont do this he got rabies he gonna kill you
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He was walking around and chewing on leaves or something from plants on the ground, when I got close he growled a little bit and then walked away, didn't see any foam or anything from his mouth
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Coons get drunk on fermented berries all the time
>Dehydrated
Because he's fucking rabid
Pet and train him to be the coolest racoon in the world and to rob people, profit
If you want to do something for it but don't want to actually have it in your house or physically be around it just put a box or some sort of shelter near him, if you see him again or near the same tree if you can be fucked, put some water in there with a bit of food and leave the little guy, otherwise just fill a bowl with water and put some food out near the same tree if you can spare it. Easily done and won't take much of your time and who knows you might save something :)
Too bad is not banner season. Save it for later
Requesting Racoon Space Program.
Please deliver OP
Find a turtle and hippo and start a thieving trio
Its a young raccoon wondering in the day, he probably just got startled by something and is lost
Op just leave him. Mom will come grab him when you leave.
i cant find him, he fucked off somewhere
raccoonbro friendship is kill
this
Remember him forever
LOOOL
keep looking for him don't give up, you can have a raccon as pet
unless I find his mother dead i dont wanna take him from his family
but then again a raccoon for a pet would be pretty sick
Well if you find him with his mom alive then kill her.
But for real keep looking for the little guy, where you are now?
I'm in the woods around the general area where I found him, gonna search the field nearby
Baby raccoons are cute as fuck and i like raccoons in general but i wouldn't go near one that has any visible neurological symptoms that's for damn sure
Just feed it some sweet corn in milk thats a coons favorite snack.
What do you mean neurological symptoms? At best he seemed like he was limping or really cold, or had poor balance
keep updating and sending pictures of the field maybe it's gonna help, look in the top of trees too you never know
Last I saw him was like kinda on a tree, maybe climbing up
But where the hell do raccoons live because with doubt it's on treetops
He looks small and skinny to me. He's a baby, which means either mama is nearby or she ditched it. Either way if the baby smells too much like human the other coons will reject it. I'd advise feeding it from a distance as in set a bowl out and let him eat and get some strength.
what the fuck
They live in trees
raccoons are very closely related to bears but they do live in trees. I just found that out recently
> if the baby smells too much like human the other coons will reject it
This also applies to niggers
Fuck, they really live in treetops
HE IS ON THE TREES
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No. Fuck Raccoons.
Kill them all.
Do nothing but destroy shit and spread garbage all over the place then shit on your things.
I say again, fuck raccoons.
They'll spread disease too. To your children or pets who aren't aware that they are filthy creatures.
Kill it. Do society a favour.
I suggest you use a shovel. Bash it over the head a few times. Dig a hole, then stick it in.
Done.
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Fuck you racoons are supercute
he is not well, that's for sure. Probably malnourished, which leads to tons of other stuff
I fucking found him dudes
Gonna go get some food and water
What do raccoons eat
top zozzle
its rabid man
Raccoons are very intelligent and odd creatures. Yes they live near people because they like your garbage and they will fight other animals, but they don't fuck with humans ever. They might try to bite a small child but if you're not watching your kid and they get bit I'd say you're a fucking retard and retarded people can't raise children. I'd say don't kill it unless it really is an aggressive raccoon. You could also run them off by scaring them, thats how I took care of my raccoon problem. No need for an excuse to kill something.
hell yeah
they eat fruts, seeds and fish
That's an evolutionary trait developed to keep people from killing them.
They are vermin, and should be treated as such.
Mice are cute too. But they wipe out crops/food stores, and spread disease too.
We freely kill these vermin, because we know the damage they can potentially cause if allowed to.
Coons have yet to hit a population density high enough for massive disease to spread. But it can, and will happen eventually.
Kill them all before it's too late!
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Like I said they really like sweet corn. If you put it in some milk for them they might zuck ya dick
I won't deny they are smrt. But so are mice to an extent.
That doesn't change the fact they are vermin.
Also, chasing them off does nothing when their populations are high enough.
There's only so much space to shit. And once they find a good spot, they'll shit there for years.
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I ran 4 raccoons off that lived in the woods near my house. One of them got in a fight with one of my cats so I would sit on my porch at night and chase them away. I chased a few up a tree, but my diligence paid off. That was in May, I havent seen one since.
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Their little people hands give me the creeps.
Just because you don't see them, doesn't mean they aren't there.
Coons aren't stupid. They know when to hide, and where to hide.
Hell, you could physically trap them, drive them 20 miles away, drop them innawoods somewhere, and they'll be back in a week, tops.
There's a reason they like your home. They ain't going to give that up just because of some annoying fuck.
Keep an eye out for their shit piles. They typically like to shit in the same general area all the time. So is a good indicator of if they are still around or not.
How about: Fuck off I am Wildlife Survivor
Vosby
Niggertits
name him niglet
Clinton
It has a name.
Kangaroo
Also my garbage cans have stayed up since then, cats arent fighting with anything, and I still sit outside at night to have a smoke and watch some mde and I haven't seen any, if theyre still out there just sneaking past me they can do whatever they want as long as it doesn't involve me, not much of a pest anymore huh?
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Eat him
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nigger faggot
Last I saw him he wandered into the Neighbors yard
Maybe he lives under their porch kek
COOTER
Sack
Unless you care about your landscaping, and as of a recent story, your shingles....
Fuckers like to dig/pull things up for fun.
Most are like you though, "if they don't bother me directly, whatever!"
Now, if you're in some small rural area, yeah. Worst problem is rabies and pets. Which is typically why we shot the fuckers on sight.
In the city it's illegal to kill them. So just a matter of time before they select your property to dig up, terrorize, and cover in shit.
You ever have a small property covered in raccoon shit, and a small child that wants to play outside?
Would you be happy cleaning massive amounts of raccoon shit off your child every day?
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