Wake up

>wake up
>turn on TV
>it's 6:00am September 11, 2001

Wat do?

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Drive to the airport

buy bitcoins

Put all my money into amazon stocks, then pour everything else for the next 10 years into it

Damn, Satan. Got a death wish, do we?

Crack open a cold one, lean back and enjoy the show.

Turn on the tele, point and laugh when the planes hit the towers. Realistically there is nothing I can do to prevent the terror attack might as well enjoy it.

You could call the trade centers and warn them of the attack so they could evacuate the buildings

Get my cock out to fap

Get in the WTC ASAP.

>"Hello, these is this the North Tower?"
>"Yes, what seems to be your business calling?"
>"You need to evacuate immediately! There are two planes about to strike the towers! There are terrorists about to attack!"
>*Worker hangs up*
>"These fucking kids getting off on their prank calls n shit"

Also
>implying they answer your unrecognized number

Celebrate

Make way to nearby street, help out in time of need. Get labelled a hero and drown in pussy. Invest in stocks when shit hits the fan. Now I'm rich and famous.

I think New York of all places would take terrorist threats seriously

Wait a little bit, buy stocks in airplane companies for dirt cheap. Buy stocks in military industrial complex. Sell everything after the war starts.

Use the money to short the housing market. Invest in Apple. Make millions.

>call trade center
>"Argh I'm a terrorisorz and Ima blow ur towers up fuck America etc."
>mission accomplished

get popcorn

Stop my Dad from flying that day......

Immediately apply for trade school to become a welder instead of waiting for 14 years. Save money. Buy stocks in oil and bet against the market in 2008. Profit.

Wowie never heard that one wow that's edgy

Although that is true, I find it hard to believe that a random employee would take it to heart considering there was only a single terrorist attack beforehand, being a van. Planes? The most they would do is ground flights in the state, going in or out. Unless the call was well put together and he had a sense of urgency in his voice, then (most likely)_ they would disregard it.

Then caller would laugh as the buildings crumble...

He meant stop his dad from getting on the plane....................

Apple Netflix Bitcoin Gold Amazon Nvidia Google...

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time to invest in gold!

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I would commit suicide

Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show