SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ DEGENERACY THREAD!

SECRETS/ CONFESSIONS/ FETISHES/ DEGENERACY THREAD!

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I just wet humped my pillow and then my molar broke.

me and my cousin used to have sex whenever he came to my house

I look at naked women on the internet and play with my penis.

Sil caught me watchen her shower frm the ground window. She hasnt said anything to anyone about it

About 12 years ago I sent a firework though the window of the bedroom of someone who used to bully me. When it went off it set fire to his entire house, he didn't die but he did get 3rd degree burns over about 85% of his body, and 4th degree burns over 2%, he ended up having to have a foot and a hand amputated.

On top of that, the firework that I used I stole off one of his former friends (they'd recently fallen out over some girl) who also used to bully me, together they made a "good" team. It eventually got traced back to him, and I he ended up being sent to prison for attempted murder, he was 16 at the time and was tried as an adult, AFAIK he's still locked.

In one day I ruined 2 peoples live, I don't feel bad about it and still think they deserved it.

My gf dumped me, and I still want her to hit me and break some of my bones again. I fap while I smash my head against the wall, obviously, thinking about her

Here's one:
Honourable judge f c fisher of Medicine Hat, Canada presided over a trial in 2006 in which the prosecutor was also the defendants first attorney
>case was sealed
Trust the system they said
"I'm gonna make an example of you" he said
Female defendant

I once fongered my car in the back of my moms friend

You are forgiven.

I showered with a cute 9yo girl about an hour ago

Me and my best friend regularly make out in secret.

The furthest it has gone is him putting his hand down my pants and jerking me. I have fallen in love with him.


I guess I'm bisexual but I will never tell anyone in my personal life.

Tits

story.

I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.

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I am a bisexual and when i learned what jacking off was i did it all the tim and when i was 13 i was mad at my brother for something i dont remember and that knight i decided to jack of on his face and finish on his face

Every sexual thought i have or the only times i manage to achieve orgasm is if a picture myself in an extremely humiliating (by force)schenario.

Im fuck buddies with my housemate/friend's gf's 13yo sister. She is coming over in about 15 minutes

Ty god.

I'm the user from the gay thread yesterday. I had my first gay encounter with my crossdressing roommate back in my freshman year at uni

Pics or it didn't...
Oh, never mind

I fuck girls behind my girlfriend's back

I enjoy walking around naked outside at night

Glhf you lucky bastard, id love some young poon

Also, need more deets.

I got this girl to cheat on her BF, after we were all done and she was just laying there I just started pissing all over her. She got pissed the fuck off and slapped me. WTF did I care though, who is she going to tell. LMFAO

She slapped you? I would have ripped your balls off and stuffed them up your ass

I fuck girls in front of my wife or behind her back if she's on the XBox.

I have a strong slavery fetish and I can't decide which side of the slash I want to be on, honestly.

I am attracted to pedo-women. I've met a few online and had good times.

I just want you to know, you're a total piece of shit. What the fuck gave you the right to do that? Is it because you were bullied? Awwww poor baby...fucking grow a pair and deal with it. I hope you fucking kill yourself.

I've been looking for you

finger, car, mom, bang, behind.
there, got that post out of the way

I'm a straight male when it comes to humans, but I'm a zoophile and only interested in male animals (Getting penetrated by).

I've pretty much accepted that it's not going away since it's been like this for 15 years, but I still hate myself for my attraction.

I'm using a girl for the sex. She's bipolar and likes to be slapped around in bed.

Part of me does like her, but I'd never get serious with her.

it's pretty nice, we fuck almost every day. She had only had sex a few times before me but she is a fast learner, She is on bc so we almost never use a condom. she's a awesome little fuck toy.

I really can't believe it's not butter.

Hahahahahhahaha, triggered faggot

I still want you to finish the story

Just keep em drunk or stoned and keep that sex craving fed and she'll never leave

sorry my posts took forever yesterday, I was on my phone and at work. idk if anyone else here is interested in my story

Well she was in a rush to the bathroom to clean up. It was pretty funny and awkward as she left my place. I grinned at her the whole time knowing she couldn't do shit about it

What kinda tits she got?

>implying I want to keep her around

32B

where did I leave off again? I think it was right when I got into foreplay with him right?

My sister is a legit 7.5/10. When she lived at home, I used to sniff the fuck out of her panties. The best times where when she would come home and take a shower, she would always leave her panties in the basket. They would ALWAYS be wet and warm. I would sniff and lick them and cum absolute buckets. Nothing has ever turned me on more. I'm hard just thinking about it.

Good times.

My daughter, sets me up with her friends all the time to fuck. It's an unwritten agreement that I get to fuck her friends and she gets to do pretty much whatever she wants. It's weird because she really doesn't do anything I'd have a problem with (except her having boys over constantly)

>ff to mid semester
>me and Karla have it a thing going
>whenever we're home alone we cuddle and watch shows and movies
>he's always dressing cute and teases me here and there
>I keep telling myself I'm doing it so he doesn't feel weird or outlasted
>one day I come home from working out
>hey big guy, home so early?
>no work today, thought I'd it the gym for a bit
>oh look at you, trying to impress someone?
>I thought I look good for you once
>why the fuck did I say that?
>oh really? well you've always been handsome to me
>gives me a playful wink
>I walk over to him and wrap my arms around him
>and you've always been lovely
>he's blushing hard now
>umm heh t-thanks user
>I hold him still and decide to throw all my logic and reasoning out the window
>I hold him closer and lean in to kiss him
>to my surprise he kisses me back
>we stand there for a few seconds
>that was umm interesting, I say
>y-yeah it was
>he plays with his hair and gives me a look of longing
>I kiss him again
>we stand there and make out in our living room
>user...take me...make me your woman
>without hesitation I start to caress his body and kiss him passionately
>we're ripping off each other's clothes
>I got his down to his bra and thong he's wearing
>he looks at me nervously
>you're beautiful Karla
>I pull down his thong and start jerking him
>he moans a bit and slides his hand into my briefs
>we make out and jerk each other for a few minutes
>I'm diamonds and ready to pound him
>before I know it he drops to his knees and takes me in his mouth
>it all feels so right, I moan as he throats deep and plays with my balls
>he gets me to the edge then stands up and bends over the couch
>take me user, make me yours
>I spit on my hand and lube up my cock
>I push my head against his hole and slowly slide in
>feels fucking amazing
>he lets out the most girly moan ever

There were 2 of us interested, I don't know if the other person is here

I have a complete obsession with female feet. Whenever I see one, and it's nice I completely lose my train of thought. It's getting to the point where if I close my eyes, I see feet. They're the first thing I look at when I see a girl too. It's nice, but it's slowly becoming a nuisance.

And if they do the thing where they raise their foot in flip flops or something (sort of like pic related) it turns me on so much it makes my stomach hurt.

Why me?

This andy sixx stuff still isn't funny or interesting. Stop shilling for such a lousy band.

...

But feet are so nasty and dirty

Jesus I wish pictures werent cheesy otherwise I'd be all over that.

user, you fucking mad man lmfao

Sadly, at this point I like them more than I like tits or ass.

A dirty pair like pic related would drive me up the wall. I wonder how it got to this point.

I set up my friend with my daughter. they aren't really dating but she is his fucktoy

Take that triggered bull shit elsewhere, user. This thread is filled with enough degenerates as is.

We're there... pertinent activities?

how old is she?

Do you get to watch?

I hook up with strange guys through craigslist ads...I have a boyfriend of three years.

I mean, I guess he did deal with it didn't he

discussion, fantasy, shared viewing materials... anything else I'm not telling.

I guess I'm the only one here who wants to hear the rest

18. I did, it was unbelieveable. real hardcore action

mah nigga, thanks for the refresher

>I slowly push my cock deeper into him
>he lets out whimpers and moans
>oh user, it's so fucking good
>his girly voice turns me on even more
>eventually got my whole cock rammed up his was
>oh fuck user, it's feels so big, fuck me baby
>I'm thrusting trying not to nut so early
>his tight ass is almost too much for me
>I get a good rhythm going and start pounding him hard
>yes user like that, fuck me good. You can do whatever you want to it, it's your daddy
>first time he calls me that and it turns me on
>yeah? you want daddy to make you a woman
>yes baby, make me yours
>I flip him over and fuck him missionary
>we're making out passionately as I pound him harder and as deep as I can
>I'm at the edge and he can tell
>cum in me baby
>he doesn't have to say it twice
>I thrust faster and lock lips with him before thrusting balls deep and unloading a huge load in him
>I collapse on top of him and we lay in the couch for a bit
>that was hot
>he kisses me and says 'It was big guy. wanna rest and watch some shows?'
>not if you want round two
>oh really?
>we cuddle and kiss till he gets me hard again and fuck like a newly wed couple for the next hour or so

we fucked all of uni. during our sophomore year we moved off campus to an apartment together and spent the next 3 years as a couple. we still keep in touch and we actually hooked up last month. I was in Seattle visiting friends and he lives in Tacoma. best sex ever, even my wife doesn't compete

I dream about death a lot, though not in the sense of me dying. Rather, I'm always killing people (I know, v edgy).
I've had 3 of these dreams so far, and each one feels just as real as the last, though I'm usually able to know it's a dream near the last moments of it. I can't really get over how real the dreams feel and it's actually quite terrifying more than it is awesome like what most edgy little faggots think.

Not really sure what to do about it and I know that if I try to vent about it, my friends and family will either think that I need therapy or won't provide assistance because they think I'm just being an edgy dirt bag. I haven't had the dreams in awhile and I don't really know what they mean, but I'm not really looking forward to the next one.

How old is she? Do you watch? What does she look like? How does she sound when she comes?

That's hot as hell. I want such a girlfriend.

That's a damn good story dude, it's a nice thing that the two of you keep in touch and meet up

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First off, I'm a guy.

One of my teachers in 7th grade groomed me and when I turned him down he raped me. It hurt a lot at first but then it felt good, and I ended up letting him fuck me 2-3 days a week until I went to high school.

You are the man, good for you Jimbo

Here's something nobody knows about me.

I grew up impoverished in rural Appalachia - more cows than people. I came from a relatively abusive family. My biological parents were divorced, neglected my brother and I, and wound up spending more time on their new abusive paramores than they ever did paying attention to their two children.

To elaborate, my stepfather frequently used to beat my brother, mother and I. In the few incidents where things were really bad, my mother would lie to the police to defend my stepfather - even later forging my brother's signature on student loans and spending the money on him. My father had been engaged six times in a span of seven years to women who were all extremely trashy or crazy - too involved in "finding true love" to notice our bruises and interesting psychological progress into adolescence. We were basically left to our own devices, and it wasn't pretty.

It was during this time that I invented my own death religion.

It was a very well documented, honored series of doctrines and practices that I followed between the ages of 10 and 14. Around the end, I started dating, maintained a surprisingly healthy relationship, and just kind of stopped doing it.

I'm now successful, have a nice house on the lake, have a wonderful relationship with both of my parents (who have found peace and have taken an interest in the lives of their two children), and managed to become extremely educated. I have a clean bill of mental health and never have any desire to even legally hunt wild game anymore.

Still, nobody in the suburbs knows about my death religion.

i have quite a few sexy pics of her, but cant share for obvious reasons or id be glad to. We sometimes shower together after fucking and she doesnt wear a towel or anything going to/from my room to the bathroom so my friend gets to see her naked, can tell he is jealous.

Lying piece of shit

Skeptical. Where would you even meet a woman like that?

Last time I checked they're not exactly hanging up flyers. Sounds like some kind of pedo fantasy nonsense.

I jack off looking at pictures of teenage looking girls while wearing/sniffing my sister's worn panties

retard story from when i was like 10
>male friend sleeping over at house
>we usually jacked off laying down in bed next to each other
>he could already cum but i couldnt
>he showed me his cum and i got jealous
>pretend to cum and run to bathroom
>put toothpaste on my dickhead
>run back to room and show him
>he realizes its toothpaste
>deny it
>realize how much it burns my dick
>it wont stop burning
>pretend to fall asleep while im trying to rub all the toothpaste off my dickhead

i was a fucking retard

Prove it

I drilled a glory hole between two of the stalls at the bathroom at work. I wrote on one side meet me here at 2:00pm. It took two weeks but someone actually came through on friday. I made him cum in about 5 minutes. I hope we continue are little suck break.

i raped my little sister, an old male friend, and 2 girlfriends

i also have been caught masturbating in public. young woman caught me on a street and i chased her. shot a load onto her torso/pants area before she could get away

faggot

she's 18. I watched 5 times, it gets real intense. he gets real rough

she's quite small, skinny but has real nice tits. a tiny cutie. she moans as she comes, cried once

What is the first and last letter of her name?

you're a liar, that much 3rd degree burns and he'd die

Why haven't you fucked her?

I think my gf is going to breakup with me because of our distance, so I secretly recorded her riding my cock the last time we fucked. It actually looks better than it feels, she don't fuck very good but it looks great on recording. She's a psychotic bitch like most girls i ever date so whatever. I'll just keep fucking her until she leaves me. I won't share the vid until breakup, I never share current girlfriend footage. Sorry guys

>have gf
>ignoring her for around the past 2 weeks
>been sitting at home and jacking off to porn games instead

yeah

I'm banging somebody elses girlfriend...

Honestly jacking off feels better and i cum faster that way, sex has a natural instinctual draw towards it but the actual act and feeling is boring

Seconded. I want to know how she looks. I want to imagine the sound of her cumming as she bounces on your cock. The shape of her curves. The expressions on her face.

lots here on Sup Forums. I bet there are even a few lurking in this thread.

jacking off doesnt feel better for me, i just like porn games too much

guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-percentage-of-burns-to-the-body-survived
>Tony Yarijanian (USA) survived 90% burns to his body

Pretty sure all dudes do this dude, we just say we don't

the internet is HUGE, dude. Takes all sorts. Especially here on Sup Forums.