Alright anons, whats the worst thing a girl ever told you ?

Alright anons, whats the worst thing a girl ever told you ?

"I know you how care about me, but I only like you"

Damn. That's some terrible fucking english.

You have bautiful teeth, are tbey also available im white?

How ?

Little mistake sry

"I cant come back to you because i miss him"

"If you don't reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

That was your fault? I thought that was an exact quote of what a girl said. That would be pretty fucking brutal to hear

"I think I might like women."
3 girls have said this to me.

'I guess the stereotype was fake. Not all black guys have a BBC. I need a microscope just to see your teeny weeny twix stick.'

Not sure but this girl wouldn't have sex with me so I made her cry for having a dead dad. This all happened in my bed too. Damn I miss her. She was like 15 at the time.

>"I don't love you anymore"

"I hate you"
Bipolar ex girlfriend with multiple personality disorder. i loved her more than life but it crushed me to hear this.

>I don't love you anymore.
after 3-year relationship

Iconic

Will you pay for the abortion? I'm not sure if it's yours.

>be mid 90s
>be 16 with 14 yr old gf who was gonna be 15 in a week
>second date
>vacant lot
>says this while we were fucking in my passenger seat
"user i was raped by my step dad and i liked it. He called me a bitch and so did my last bf"
>this is back when people were better with the whole "morales" thing
>i stop mid thrust totally stunned and hella confused
>dick winzips
>weigh options. Naked. Fucking. Potential for first real kinky experience.
>what would penthouse letters do?
>bitch!.wmv

Called her a bitch for the next few weeks evertime we fucked. She wanted me to slap her around as well but 16 year old me just couldnt. She was also batshit crazy and I didn't want people to think I was actually hurting her without her permission remember this is the 90s.

Nostalgia.

"I'm not actually 18, im 13"
That was 15 years ago, i was just released last month

"-you are so normal"
that means that she didnt know me at all

"I like that green frog alot. Its really relatable"

>"You need me more than I need you."

how did you react?

I feel ya. Had one of those two.
In my case her second personality has been lesbian and obviously disliked the idea of beeing in a realtionship with a guy.

too*
it's late.

fuck bro

G irl? What's a girl?

Well, we were lying in bed together when she said that. I didn't say much, but I told her I wanted her to get up and go home.

I need the full story. what happend after that?

"can you get (insert best friend name here) number for me "
girl I had a crush on and had told i liked her