How do you find traps in real life?

How do you find traps in real life?

I've used fabswingers.com but almost all of them have the same requirements no matter how convincing or old they are; bbc/hung/athletic/over 50/under 30/straight, either one or a combination.

How do you find traps willing to fuck with lower standards?

London here if it helps.

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Pay them.

£200 per hour, that's way too much for something that I want daily.

Wtf is that monstrosity

Traps are very rare, search moar

Anywhere specific?

It was on one of the rare chub trap threads.

go on cuteboys and just dont be autistic

hint: you are posting on gif you are too autistic

Try CL then.

>you are posting on gif you are too autistic
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This is Sup Forums.

Cuteboys have slowed down quite a bit.

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Sometimes cute boys are so gay that they almost become traps, the only problems are voice and tits

>Pretend to be straight (pretend because you're a faggot if you want to fuck traps)
>Go on craigslist casual encounters Male for Female
>Say you want a blowjob, post dick pic
>Get 50,000 gay men reply that they'll do it if you're interested
>Tell them you'll do it if they dress like a woman
>???

Moving question to trap thread over here.

Will post more trap webms for help

Don't be ugly, I've fucked loads.

Don't know if I'm ugly but I am fat.

Yeah but where do you find them?

Fat people are ugly almost without exception.

Just gotta get lucky. My boyfriend is a trap, and I'm not all that attractive myself.

There's a fat user that's apparently fucked a number of traps on the other thread.

This. Why would anyone give a fatty the time of day. Fattie's only hope is an escort and once or twice per month

You're breaking my heart.

Eh. Still, gotta get lucky. I'm not fat but I do have some gut. Trap boyfriend loves it.

>Still, gotta get lucky
Why live?

Whoops. Replied to wrong post.

What do you mean by "Why live?"?

I was being overly dramatic. Sounds like find traps is a lot harder than it seems despite the apparent abundance on Sup Forums.

Become a furry. Lots of traps there.

Which means doing what?

Going to furry conventions?

It requires you being a degenerate with no care for what others think. Have a "fursona". Roleplay. Conventions.

This is the stuff of nightmares user.

Be in Ohio.
Kik: guestagain

>Be in Ohio.
Long way from merry old england.

Faggots. Going furry won't make it any more degenerate than it already is.

I remember seeing a fat chinese guy at a con with a trap. Shoulda asked him if I could stroke her balls.

Lots of trans/traps/femboys like more masculine men, that are like 6 foot. I don't think we are very social as it mixing with a lot of people, and I don't think it's very nice to be with someone just because of the way they look >~>

wheres a good place to see trap porn besides Sup Forums

i might add ammeter trap porn