Go to take a shower at the hotel

>go to take a shower at the hotel
>see this

wat do?

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take a shower

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Call the front desk and tell them I requested Asian.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

feed her a bowl of eggs

^ this, i hate when they get my order wrong.

Idiot. If you turn 360 degrees you'll be facing her again.

360 degrees is fill circle you fuck yard. 180 is what your meaning.

>wew lad, sure is warming up here.

take her to lost and found, i have no time for used goods.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this.

>bait or summerfag
>you decide

congrats, you are accepted into the 70+ club.

>REEEEEEEEE!

can't tell if trolling or actually stupid

youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM

'turn 360' is new meme shit, wont last too long (i hope)

I will seduce her and make her wet

Then i will scrape out her juices and leave her writhing on the floor as i use them as shampoo

I will then shit on her face and make her take a cold shower whilst i throw glass at her

Face fuck until she died from lack of oxygen

Aaaand its summer time

Behold the children of summer.

Ask her if maybe she has her rooms mixed up and where her parents are.

Call the manager to sort it out.

Why is this a question? Unless you're gay or non bi chick it's pretty self explanatory.

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>'turn 360' is new meme shit, wont last too long (i hope)
>is new meme shit
>new
are you retarded?

then the real fun begins!

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Ask her politely to soap up my heat seeking moisture missile.

Ask her how the shower works.
If it's golden, leave and sublet room to japanese salaryman.

Calling the Police, because she's invading my fucking privacy

>go on tripadvisor
>write review
>"great customer service. hotel accommodates special requests well"
>"10/10"
>"would recommend to friends and family"

Jesus christ can someone explain, I know that this guy posted it with the drunk girl.

But why egs explain pls.
Im not summerfag

Ask her gently yet fermely to leave

well shit, that time of the year snuck up fast huh

Give 5 star rating on yelp

l2google

So this is why men are pedophiles

? What ? Yo fuckoff nigger

Thank those dubs and my connections to the Russian mafia for this nice little house warming present. Then fuck it stupid and give it a few dollars for a cab home.

ask her to go get me more towels, i've already packed the complimentary ones

Boner don't fail me now

Call my CC company to reverse the charge to the agency because I requested an Asian Maid Cosplay escort and this cunt is clearly none of those things.

Dumbass you're supposed to turn 720 degrees and walk away.

send her back
i requested younger

Sauce?

>has the ability to find answer on search engine
>instead asks on website and keeps refreshing until he might get an answer
>mfw

lock the door

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y'all niggaz got baited

fuck shower

Look for the fucking cameras

How did you get so sexy user? -_-

turn her into my cum dump for the weekend.

Double check I'm in the right room, if I am kick her out of my room. I want a shower not a jail sentence

I see some one owns a circular protractor