TOILET PAPER ROLL TEST/DICK RATE

TOILET PAPER ROLL TEST/DICK RATE
ALPHA DICKS ARE BIGGER IN EVERY WAY.
BETA BOIZ BARLEY COMPETE.
TAKE A TOILET PAPER ROLL GET AS HARD AS POSSIBLE, TAKE A PICTURE SEE WHERE YOU BELONG IN THE WORLD.
here's my small beta cock

Eh

longer than mine but i cant fit inside it

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now thats a true alpha. how big around are you?

7.8"L x 6.5"G
Also, realised the only letters visible on my boxers is "trap"

I rate it 9/10

op what are those small child hands

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yea I got small cock and small hands what about it?

Where do I fin small rolls like this?

looks normal size roll to me

Lol bro I'm 8x6.2". In the united States if that makes a difference.

Kek
Suck my dick

I know, that's why I want one so much, it's kind special a small roll that olok bigger.

Thats what betas are for :)

Make a huge difference, I'm felling lurking Sup Forums already.

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looks almost like a chode.

the reason the roll looks small is cuz he dick is Hugh

if u guys wanna spread my small dick on the internet go ahead

But i dont

You really need to show how big your dick is on internet to feel happy?

No matter if you have big, a sport car or go to gym, nothing can fix autism.

and that's fine to.

uhh im op i got dick less than 4 inches so no

You really need to show how small your dick is on internet to feel happy?

it gets me off so yea

I'm the "just a bit thick" guy. Showing off is fun haha

Why you go around saying you are op?
You feel so important?
You are not better than me

post ur dick pussy

Atleast you are being honest

my dick or my pussy? You made me confuse.

thanks. and im still op

How old is that ruler?

i mean if u have a pussy u know the rules so post tits. if u have dick do paper roll test

really old

And if I've none?

Why do you presume your ruler?
Its not that good i have a better one
Stop pretending you are better than me

Lolol get out of here bro. I posted that pic.

Too thick to fit in and just a little longer.

Post butt pics

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every one has a butt :)

you have a better ruler or dick?
what do mean "better than me"

chekd
and
wtf is she kneeling in? and why?

getting into the range of a real cock

I don't know, but I really think he has I better ruler.

She deserved it.

its hard corn it hurts to kneel in

Dont try to act like if you were smarter than me too
Stop being so entitled for once, you are not better than me

ohhh yes sir/mam.

But why is she in this position?

Ohhh you are trying to be polite now?
You think you are so perfect "oohhhh sir"
You are not perfect and stop saying you are better than me, you are not better than me

probably to punish her for doing something her master said not to

Go back to /r9k/, he is better than you simple because he don't post his dick on a chinese cartoon forum..

yes sir sorry sir

The real question is, why I'm not make my GF stand like this?

>dick way longer than a fucking toilet paper roll
>go to get toilet paper roll to prove to strangers
>chuckle "almost big enough completely soft"
>too drunk to get hard
>:'(

this dildo is bigger than me.size does matter there's a reason the don't make extra small dildos

What? I was just complaining because I have whiskey dick. I know size matters beta boi. Thank god my dick isn't 4 inches like you.

show anyways pretty please ;)

How am I doing boys? Couldn't get it up all the way due to blowing my load moments ago but be brutal

You fag. I'll show if you post a pic of you dressed like a sissy.

Dick sticks out a good half inch or so, but I can just barely fit it in.

>tfw dick is wide but super flat (from top to bottom)
>tfw dick can look decent if viewed at certain angles but viewed from the side it looks like it was flattened by a car

Need to shave the monster bush one of these days, lol.

Im not shaved and Im chubby

twice my size big boy ;)

Damn straight can't begin to fit in either

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS ALREADY

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in roll.

cant even imagine having something that big lol

Wow. You are a faggot. Why not just give up and become a trap?

This only makes you hotter

your big to :) i guess the small dicks don't want to admit to themselves they are small

uhh waiting for a better job then ill transition

My soft cock barely went inside and was about an inch longer than the roll lol

im sure my hairy asshole looks good to you. maby ill hop in the bath and shave

Where can I buy drugs in North Houston?

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Why you don't skip the trap phase and just kill yourself?

This. But if you are FAT not just "chubby" please do not even bother.

man so your bigger than me soft? what are you packing ;)

Small as shit/10

its like in between fat and chubby

is that all the way hard?

Not really tbh

You should at least start working out like a girl before transitioning (glute workouts, running, no upperbody weight training)

cuz i want smol bitch titties

yea i though so lol

This is me. Just posting for proof

houston is absolutely inundated with drugs lol. if you can't find them then you're failing

les get a quick clothed pick and I'll tell you if Sup Forums wants anything else.

this next job is looking to be very intense physically which i hope will help. but yea i need to diet and visit doctors

And after you got bitch tits and still unhappy?

The amount of large dicks here is really triggering me like a majority of these are two or even three times the size of mine. What do I do? Have had sex before but never more than once with the same woman and I am now seeing why.

Not actually big for a nigger. Mine is longer and I'm white.

Not saying I'm better though. You'd probs school me at basketball.

What do they call this humiliation fetish btw?

I've seen "SPH" before but it just makes me self conscious not arroused.