Whats one app that you wish exists but it doesnt?

Whats one app that you wish exists but it doesnt?

An app thatll give me back my self respect.

App to make the girl of my dreams love me back

an app that gets any girl you wants nudes

faggot detector

I have a widget button for sad trombone, and one for a rimshot, but I can't find a simple and basic fart sound button. They're all too complex - all I want is a button on my home screen that makes a fart noise. Doesn't even have to have more than one sound.

An app that made this qt real

One that would teach illiterate internet twerps how to conjugate a simple sentence

painless suicide app

Teleporter App

I had that app for 12 years. Sadly, some people uninstall it way too early.

fuck off pajeet
das called grindr xDDDDDDDDDDD

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An app where guys can post nudes of girls they know, listed by their name and location. If enough guys start using it, it becomes like a searchable database of nudes from every girl who sends them. If you want someone's nudes, you can just search them up and see whatever's out there.

An app that tracks your sleep cycles, plays audio to induce certain dreams, and wakes you up before your Rem sleep ends so you remember them vividly

Pretty sure Russia has a database of every text and snap ever sent. Hack into it, enter the phone numbers you want, and bingo bango

an app that prevents me from seeing shitposts like this one

yes

Sup Forums browsing app

looooool

IF anyone is curious, OP's pic is yungelita on instagram

"Chan Burauza" on Google Play if you have an Android. You can add all the boards Sup Forums has, and remove the ones you don't frequently use. Swipe left and right through the ones you do, and when you click a picture in a thread swipe left and right through all the pictures the thread has. Quality app.

Good try, but you won't steal my great ideas!

SBDF detector
run like hell
b4 the smell

Basically uber for hookers

An app that makes my wife less fat

explain

>any grammatical mistake is "conjugation"
wtf I love english now

Less fat than those quads

The app is just profiles for hookers, with prices, pictures etc. you pick one, she shows up, and so on

Something to e terrain Mr for hours

One that would take Sup Forums back to 2006-2007.

Back when you were sometimes scared to post.

nice quads though

facebook

lit the creator should also include a dumping spot for their bodies xD

Septic tank and two boxes of rid-x

But the screen cap you posted is from 2016?

ikr xd

Oh no! She might receive a prank call!
Literally nobody was scared to post.
People posted their info on here all the time before /soc/ was a thing.

"Grant yourself a gf for life! Loyal, truthful and supportive no matter who you are!"

Instant happiness

Tinder for people who just want to swap nudes anonymously

Gold

Any fucking app for Windows Phones

App to happiness

If watching the retards on this site hadn't given you a small measure of self respect from realizing how much worse you could be, it's entirely possible that you are the app the return the self respect of others.

> luckily, though an advanced ai, you're too much of a pussy loser to escape the box and do anything about it

>not using clover
you need to go back(to lurking)

>tfw when the person criticizing other's grammar forgets a period.

Clover isn't on the play store anymore.

stronglifts 5x5

>conjugate a sentence

I'm using the apk version right now

an app that'll give OP AIDS

a app that lets you know the person closest to you that is just dtf nsa