ITT: Characters that are L I T E R A L L Y you
No memes edition
ITT: Characters that are L I T E R A L L Y you
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H-help
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im skinnyfat though
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Hao-Hao is literally me
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I thought she was wearing a fat suit at first. Nope. Just fat.
i am the dog
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BRING ME THE BAT
literally
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Except that I'm not a millionaire. I'm just a miserable asshole who literally allows a pothead bum to sleep in my living room and count a woman whose fucked me over twice as a friend because I can't handle the loneliness.
But with a shitty, weak jawline. I'm fucked.
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Fucking kek
Worst qualities of both
>nobody has posted Napolean Dynamite
Don't lie, the majority of you know he's the only movie character anyone has ever compared you to.
Implying your based Dawn Rayman
Sadly.
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Sup Forums isn't Napoleon, anymore. It was years ago, but now it's an unsuccessful Patrick Bateman.
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me on the left
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Awful musician with no job that practically leeches off of family.
I've been compared to Elliot from Mr. Robot a lot recently... at least I'm not a drug addict
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You kill monsters with your brother who's soul was bargained with a demon and you both spent an extensive period in hell and are also conduits for two all powerful deites so they can battle and you have an awkward angel friend and you're ripped?
In an interesting turn of events I am literally pic related
>watching past season 2
Time for that suicide chap
>has nice comfy flat
>neat computer setup
>cute girl next door who fucking sleeps with him
>other random hacker girl starts haning arond him
>has friends
>has friends that want him to be involved with there life
>best friend is a girl
>has a job
>boss likes him at his job
>people need him
I started watching the show hoping i could look at it and be all like "i hope my life doesnt go that way" but his life is better than mine in every way
fuck that "im alone" bullshit
>elliot is literally a psychotic drug addict whos lost his grip on reality
>h-he has it so easy... I mean he fucked his drug dealer once ;;;;_;;;;
meanwhile you probably actually do have a super easy life where you still live with your mother who takes care of everything for you and you dont have any sort of responsibilities at all
I'm often the person who is in charge of the situation.
to be honest
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This.
You don't have lifelong friends and you don't get to fuck people and get a girlfriend if you have one word responses to everything that someone says, especially when only half of their speeches go unanswered. People will think you're fucking weird and just cut you off
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You're also a small guy
black books lol
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100% me
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he's also actually got a valuable skillset people need him for, unlike anyone to ever use Sup Forums
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>ywn see dean with long hair
jdims
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they never listen...
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BRB
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Braces and all.
that better not be fucking u, parker
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minus the blue hair and yellow skin
mentally ill pretty boy
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Bonnie Grape
Yeah, this. The narcissism of Jez with the pedantic posh spaz side of Mark.
Mr. Jameson, is that you?
You're a faggot, Matthew Dean Parker
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I'm sorry but
JUST