why haven't you completed /gf2017/ yet edition
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I've gotten into the habit of buying a 750ml bottle of wine and a 375ml spirits and drinking half of each Friday and Saturday.
5 glasses of red wine and 3 wine-glass full of Whisky/Rum/Brandy twice a week.
And I was teetotal until I was 20. T_T
Lidl doesn't open for an hour
Well it's only 1/3 the way through innit haha x
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What was it you wanted from there again, sweet potatoes? Bit yankish desu.
are you the lad who moved to another country just to suck cock
>oh are you the expat who does nothing but bitch and moan about how much australia sucks?
No?
Good memory
hahaha yeah dont really believe you desu
>i drink on the weekends im totally fucked guys T_T
dumb phoneposter
Don't talk shit about sweet potatoes.
>1. got wanked off by my mates girlfriend (we arent mates anymore shockingly)
why are women such scum
drink half a bottle of vodka every night for the past 4 years hahahahahahahahahahaha really need to stop hahahahah ahaha ahoo anyway
never drunk alcohol me
Just switch to weed dude. Seriously, if you have to get bent don't do it on something that destroys your body and intensifies your depression.
I'm finished with booze.
who /never been drunk because too scared of coming onto friends and/or doing something with equally significant consequences/
Best drunk song: youtu.be
you have to be a bit of a runt to do any of that. i've just made a wank of myself a couple of times in front of girls but the thing is, 99% of the time it's forgiveable because everyone's been there
thought australia was supposed to be cool
good morning lads
really fucking despise insects lads
tried weed a couple of times, it doesn't do anything for me
just had a meaty piss
it's not uncommon to meet people who don't drink at all here. the drinking culture is pretty full on and it's not for everyone.
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it fucks with diabetes and i can't be bothered trial and erroring
also id probably be a depressive drunk anyway
wish I wasn't such a div when I was 18-20
still had the motivations and worldview of a 14 year old
I was incredibly depressed at that age.
>girls
they're not the ones I'm worried about, user
just have 4 or 5 drinks to get a slight buzz you gimp
no need to get maggot
dont drink much cuz it makes my belly hurt
Rained a lot last night and now everything is fresh and clean and shiny outside. Looks really nice. Things are turning green and the sun's out.
girls are less forgiving than guys with respect to that too desu. if you make a fucking idiot of yourself, they'll probably think you're funny unless you start an argument with them or try to fight them or something like that.
Don't fucking care
M8 I've not even completed /gf2013/
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no, I mean if I get drunk I'm worried my repressed homosexual tendencies will come out
let it happen brutha
Really hate self-haters to be honest
What do you mean ''by Western standards''? Are you good looking by black standards or? And 5'11'' is pretty tall so you'll be fine. Srs, I have a black American friend who gets girls and he's a manlet who looks like MC Ride. Just be black, extroverted and well dressed.
Yeah drugs are really easy. You can buy weed from certain bars and hostel workers, and in most clubs you should find a pill dealer if you ask around
are you an brit expat?
>why haven't you completed /gf2017/ yet
because i am ugly poor short loser with a small dick not to mention poor af
Yeah I'm a student runt
running out of booze to me is more painful than when my gf cheated on me
Superpower idea: the ability to convince anyone regarding anything
i.e you could convince a girl to suck your cock or you could convince a PhD in maths that 2+2=5
>not channeling your repressed homosexual urges into a puritanical disdain of anything associated with normies
Come on it's like you're not event trying
east africans are the most beautiful blacks by western standards
would rather be able to read thoughts selectively
gonna have to ask you to delete this
Took this at 6am when I woke up to shart diarrhoea haha xx god bless
Greenland is Canada's Canada.
The US is our rival.
Australia is our evil twin.
was in prague last year
got yourself a czech biddy yet?
Greenland is Canada's Canada.
The US is our rival.
Australia is our evil twin.
Mexico is our enemy's enemy.
I'm a generic ethnik. Not really a lady killer in London.
More interested in doing some uppers and talking in the sites
comfy. any decent wildlife nearby?
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and yanks give us shit about snakes
> malolactic
Ah, yes. When wine tastes slightly like cum.
Terrible idea. Get the fuck out of my office!
*throws your papers into the air and swivels my chair towards the windown behind me*
You are a very surprisingly good and white looking black. You look part white.
Got pooed on by a seagull once, yeah
i just fucking hate myself XD
>ywn get on the pingers with Ethiopialad in addis ababa
The highest compliments one can pay a Negro is he is almost like a Whiteman.
that's what east africans look like
all the slaves were from the west
>wake up
>that Cleveland massacre bloke still hasn't been caught
Pull your fingers out lads
your only issue is the hairline really but its not that bad
Wait.. keemstar didn't get him yet?
im surprised we still even hear about american shootings they're just like arab bombings at this point
Sam Hyde?
Spent all night up on LSD again
I feel very surreal
dumb phoneposter poster
There are actually 5 distinct races of blacks, as distinct as the non-black races; Abassynians, Bantus, Khoikhoi, Congoids, and Nilots.
>last day of the long weekend already
leaked pic of the criminal preparing to cause a scene
This one was special, he was so calm about it, killed 15, maybe more and filmed one. He just walks up to this old man and shoots him point blank in the face
Very sad
Just picked up an entire leg of lamb from the fridge like a chicken leg and tore a few chunks out of it with my mouth
I could be a caveman easy
oh thats what thats from
WHO IS JOYUS LANUS?
Our teeth were actually made to tear flesh. Checkmate, vegetables.
think I was talking bullshit about everyone else
just the one he filmed. other people would have been found by now
Me on the left
Whites are the devil
business idea: do livestream like the Cleveland shooter but instead of killing people its me stealing from poundlands
don't know anything about this guy other than he's a favourite 'comedian' of Sup Forums
alri photoshop lad
>Steve Stephens
Poor bastard never stood a chance 2bh
The absolute /M A D M A N/
its way better than being DeQuanLeAndreShawn
> 6'1", 233lb
And I feel insecure about being 6'0", 220lb. I could be out murdering people.
Then again, I also have the gynecomastia. That's a massive blow to my self-esteem and comfortability in public. Grade 4.
Can anyone explain to me why gentrification is bad?
Wots a biddy lad? If you mean a gf then no lad unfortunately. Surrounded by qts and none of them have given me the succ.
Yes I shall certainly be doing this at 9am on a bank holiday Monday
Idiot
Literally isn't. No better way to revitalize an area.
raises prices and poor people get forced out possibly by nefarious means
that's all i can think of on the spot
yeah a gyal
because i said so
Can we add Gynecomastia to the list of /brit/-related ailments? How many of us got the Gyno?
It's not a fat thing. It's root cause is low testosterone and stunted puberty. You developed feminine breast tissue instead of male breast tissue.
Chili recipe for tonight:
1. Ground beef
2. Pork sausages
3. Canned tomatoes (whole)
4. Canned tomatoes (puree)
5. Whole Onion (diced)
6. Garlic (minced)
7. Cayenne peppers
8. Chili peppers
9. Habanero peppers
10. Oregano
11. Bayleaf
12. Salt (to taste)
Trying to impress new friends, man. Any suggestions? Can't mess this up ;_;
Yeah so what's the bad stuff