YuroBowl 2017 Quarter-Final:Pittsburgh FC vs Kansas City

There you go guys, and good night from me.

>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will lose against the Steelers

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Tyreek Hill (4.25 40, 1st rookie since 1965 to having a receiving, rushing, and return TD all in one game; #1 in the NFL in the beaten girlfriends/game stat)


>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are losing to the Steelers

The Chiefs divisional round win drought ends in 2016-17
You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

ty

>ameriburger futbals

should have called them Sporting Kansas City

Bumping before bed so that people can see the comfy thead

>mfw there's an "Avenida de Kansas City" in Sevilla.

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Based bulgaria

i h8 the stillers

I've decided to bandwagon the Chiefs for no good reason. Did i pick right?

based chant senpai

>Tfw Sup Forums too distracted by Green bay to witness the Holocaust that's about to happen

Yes user

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you sure did.

yes, they are the good guys of the AFC

Justin Houston gonna rape the rapist

Nice

I can't stay up. That would be stupid.

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that's just because you're an Exeter fan I bet

alri' la

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do it you bitch

do it fgt

Steelers is that team with the rapist QS right?

Dontari Poe is an actual freak of nature

yes, Roethlisberger is a rapist

*QB

tfw no qt brit bf to suck me off while watching the game

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>Not a single white person on the chiefs

bad news friend.

haha am not going to suck u off unless you're a trap with a feminine little penis m8!

he rapes my team every year

Whoever is making these threads, you're doing God's work.

3-0 Steelers.

I unironically enjoy the chief chop

i am fenwick

>tfw Sup Forums meme magic
>tfw Andy Reid post-bye week magic

Can the Chiefs be stopped tonight lads?

doubtful. stoolers secondary got carved up by matt fucking moore

why do Murrikan like to keep rapists on their teams?

Yes, very easily.

Andy Reid cannot be stopped

we don't doubt their wisdom -_-

Nope.

Chefs cooking up some magic tonight.

because they're good at sports

rape is a sport

he dindu nuffin

that bitch had 12 gallons of semen from 20 different men in her

kitter has come to sit on my lap so he can support the chiefs

satisfied?

>the shitty of P-buourge

why do they slap each other on the butts so much wtf

what, you never slapped your friend's bum like a silly faggot? haha

checking temperature and flavor

capped, friendo

>not slapping your m8s bum for laffs

what are you gay?

nothing better than getting a little hetero slap on the ass

lol nice coverage

they're also having a naked group shower at the end of the game

is Kansas City that team that doesn't play in Kansas City?

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Rapelessburger?

More like Godlessburger.

no, they don't play in Kansas, the state

KC in MO

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Isn't KC on the border

>huh, this is what Ben Roethlisberger must have felt like when he raped that woman

Yeah there's a Kansas City, KS, too but it's much smaller.

There is a Kansas City, Missouri. There is also a Kansas City, Kansas.

Whenever someone talks about Kansas City they are talking about the one in Missouri 99% of the time.

Yeah, sure

>brother falling asleep in the couch

weak!

When will the Steelers change their name?

>tfw no comfy radio coverage to doze off to

wait until asleep, then draw benis on him

isn't that rape in sweden?

oh yeah
be sure to rape him proper too
like, in the butt

Only if it's a white penis.

Show us his wiener

Why is that man in a Juventus shirt taking to us?

yeah I'm not letting an NFL thread be up on /sp without saying the following:

I understand there are probably some rational Cowboys fans who are from Texas, Oklahoma, or NM, but there are also a lot of bandwagon and delusional faggots who have done nothing but shitpost this entire season, smugly assuming they are AT MINIMUM making an Owl appearance

go fuck yourselves, I'm sick of hearing about your Meme Black QB #9598178 and the "inevitable dynasty"

I'm not going to stop shitposting about this until you win a playoff game, which looks to be another 5-10 years before that happens

pls leave thread

Dude, we were all kidding, but you had to ruin it

thanks

Can you believe they are gonna trade romo away this offseason in favor of dak? Top fucking kek

put wiener in mouth

joke on you, I don't give a fuck

LOL
What's the Yuro equivalent to this? Like if someone comes and talks of a team in a different Champions League game from the current game? Like someone trashing Real Madrid during a Barca-Liverpool CL game?

So weird.

do you have a Heart Attack Cafe in your city?

what do you prefer fellow american. kansas city or texas bbq?

What a loser. Couldn't stay up to watch some quality football. Sad!

>not posting a cheeky pic of your bros pee online while he's sleeping
I feel bad for you

No
I would, though

Chiefs - Falcons Owl

how happy would you be?

Very. I don't hate either of those teams

>bacon

Owl of the good guys

>robbing us from a TD

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i_know_right. ;_;

>that flag
>us

the yuro eqivelant is liverpool fans who always say "this is our year" before they go on to win absolutlely fuck all

snacks? I'm going..

Where will those teams relocate?

NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF HOT DOG