Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?

>Would you like a piece of chocolate cake?

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no

When it first came out I was 6 so i was like man Spider-Man is so cool, hes so good with the ladies. Now i watch it and Tobey Spiderman is fucking autistic. That entire scene with the cake is so goddamn awkward

>with a glass of milk?

hmmm, now we're talking.

When I moved into my first apartment alone, I had a cute dorky friendly neighbor like her. She snagged me a lot with little snack invites when she caught me coming home. After a while, when alone, I fapped to her. She put off a "wanna' fuck?" vibe each time we were alone. I figure she wasn't interested because she gave no real direct offers. A couple years after I moved away, I got a little wiser, and in a wave of regret I could have not only fucked her, but I could have actually made her my girlfriend. We had a lot in common other than her being more socially awkward and a LOT more timid than me.

>What do you want to do now?

Smell your farts

It better be chocolate milk faget

I am lactose intolerant

She's nerdy. Even if it wasn't chocolate milk, she has stuff to make it into chocolate milk if need be. The only question is is she a Nestle Quik girl or a Hershey Syrup girl.

Satan's trips got my attention.

Spider Man 3 came out in 2007.
"When it first came out I was 6 "
So your 16.
16 Is underage.

HEY MODS, WAKE UP AND BAN THIS KID.

Do the rules apply to Satan himself?

Yes, otherwise he'd post CP.

Please somebody get 999 to complete this.

Only if it has oxycontin pills in the icing and I can fuck her pooper and deepthroat her nastily.

Can I ask a question?
Does it turn you, a man, on - to hear other mens fantasies about a woman.
That's pretty homosexual and if anyone who likes this needs to do some soul searching and embrace faggotry or stop it. No half measures.

>doesnt offer ice

GTFO

have some nudes

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You're welcome

This is so weird, I haven't watched 2 in a long time and did so yesterday. I guess childhood telepathy exists.
Other than that, she's so nice to peter, but I prefer secretary in the bugle as a minor hottie better. Heck even the lady Peter delivered the pizza to.

Elizabeth banks yo

>I guess childhood telepathy exists.

Can't tell if troll or fucking idiot.

Wow. 1 person out of billions watches a film from a major movie franchise, and another person posts images from that film. What are the odds?

Pretty fucking good.

This whole thread.
Pic related.

Oh don't be such a goose, wanna hug?

He's an idiot.
It's a classic example of confirmation bias and why the study of paranormal is a complete joke.

I know. I was just giving the benefit of the doubt.

Now, you wouldn't happen to have the soss on that image of yours, would you?

i googled the clip, she offered him cake as well, no joke.

Yeah mane, she's Jessica Versace, that pic is from a vid of her fucking in a threesome with Bruna Butterfly and some meathead.
XNXX has it in full I believe.
One of the sexiest shemales I've ever seen.

She's also on Ashemaletube.

lets stick to the topic at hand here

What, faggot retards that think they're telepathic because they are THAT stupid? or gay men imagining each other fucking whilst they masturbate to the thought of other men?

Traps are less gay than this thread.

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Sixty six, suck my dick

do want

If you have money and time, go to Brazil, you can fuck them if you pay.
I have time but not quite enough money sadly or I would.
I'll just go to london and fuck one of the many insanely beautiful tranny escorts there(pic related). I think I'll hire a girl too.

Chocolate cake scene is Spiderman 2.

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Mods should ban you for being incompetent

Fail

She really looks good.

"Thirsty?"