What would you do to "her"?

What would you do to "her"?

I think she Could use a jogging partner.

I'd burry her and give her a propper funeral

Give her a foot massage.

Take her shopping for shoes.

Grab by pussy

Attach a mouth to it just like God did.
Well done God....fucking genius decision mate.

filthy degenerate

Put her in a Herbie Hancock video.

Put it in the trash. This device seems to be broken.

Paint her toenails.

ask for a BJ

Hula hooping.

I was going to say pants, but they probably won't be long enough.
Shorts, I'll turn her into a pair of shorts

same thing i do with all the meat; fuck it then cook it

Take her out to dinner at Red Lobster and hope for a goodnight kiss

Pass the ball.

Pinch her on the cheek.

Give her an Advil.

Top kek

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Sharpie in pooper

Go out hiking.

Why not a footjob?

Cuddle.

Ask if she's seeing any body lately.

I would enjoy it more if I knew no one had fucked my meat.

A hole is a hole

I would tell her that she doesn't need to explain what happened, but she dose need to eat the boiled egg's i made her

Your mother was a boiled egg. Chickenshit.

Tell me where to meet you and I'll fuckin' bury your ass

The question should be: What wouldn't I do or miss out on doing?

OG niggs. Good chuckle. Good faggot. Sorry I'm autistic

Bet you these are spics turning against their own fucking people cuz muh drugs

I'm behind her, beating against her fragile shell with my hard, wooden spoon.

Cheep-cheep.

Fuck her and watch the cum come out the other side, blood and all

I guess you could say she is "Topless"

That was below the belt.

Get rid of the feet and skin. Slice the meat to make some nice long pork chops/roasts. Freezer bags for what I can't eat right away.

Treat it like pork.
Fat side up, cracked black pepper, garlic, 350 degrees. Cook time depends on the size of the piece being cooked.

Fist. I want to see my hand come out. Almost like wearing her as a wristwatch.

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