Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?

Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?

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I'd like a McNigger please.

I need..... I need a potato. I need it with sauce plz

Sir I am going to ask you to leave not only because of that offensive comment but it is an item not currently on the menu.

what type of sauce would you like sir?

3 junior chickens
3 McDoubles
1 lrg fries plox and thx

An.... any sauce. I need it plz

McOz pls

gimme that free shit bitch. i got dat app

your large fry and other mcdouble and jr chickens are coming up sir!

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800 salt packets, thanks

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alrighty then so would you like to order a free large set of fries or the free mccafe or the mcflurry?

Could i get an application please

I'll take some large fries boneless

You can help me by killing yourself. You lost your job to robots whore.

>Hi! Welcome to McDonalds! How may I help you?

How much for a blowjob?

sir please with that deep fried meme being born, that is half of all of our requests now. We have became the smash mouth of fast food

Here you are sir!

Sir I am going to ask you to leave this establishment due to your rude comment.

Who invited the twelve year old?

GIVE ME ALL THE FUCKING MONEY WHORE, NOWWWWWW THIS IS A STICKUP!!!

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Not doing their work myself.

SECURITY! SIEZE HIM

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security at mcdonalds? i thought we were being realistic faggot

alrighty here is your third junior chicken sir. your large fry is coming up shortly

I'd like four whole fried chickens and a coke.

Ever since we decided to hire the local pujabi people from the local "farm" we have security!

Way to blow the joke

alrighty here are your fries have a nice day!

alright security seize him

You got anymore of those McNuggets withmulan szechuan sauce

here you are sir!

Please refrain from using any further obscenities. I've warned you, I'll be forced to thrash you.

alrighty here is your potato and the sauce is coming up

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shit's so good

Can I get uuuuuhhhhhhhh....... boneless cheeseburger??

Yes I would like one large bowl of clown shit, please.

alright here it is on the down low, don't tell the boss please

sir you are going to exit this establishment right now

sir you have to go to burger king for that

Hi Rachel. Let me have 2 hot n spicies and a large dr pepper

Me: Large cup o water plz
MCd: okay that'll be
Me: oh wait hold on let me get 4 small waters instead.

alright you large dr pepper is coming up

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I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Sir who are you talking to?

They don't call people "sir" at McDonalds.

Sir the clucking bell is only a block away

can i get uhhhhhh

Who said I couldn't McFucker?

Myself dingus I'm justifying the fact that I can get 4 free water cups instead of a large cup of water which cost neet bux obviously and you wonder why I don't come here often smdhtbqhfam

Thanks for reminding us what op said

well sir you are holding up the line for potential customers.

take your time sir you are in no rush

Yeah id like a Filet-O-Fish with Extra Meat please (that means an extra fish patty for $1).

Make that two of those (sandwiches)

and do you still have that 20 McNuggets box for $5? No thats a 20 nuggets box not two 10 nuggets boxes.

Im going to need honey for those nuggets. Not the honey mustard, they've got honey packets somewhere.

1 McPussy with pooper plz.

Alrighty sir we are sorry to say we stopped carrying 20 McNugget box. However here is your filet-O-Fish with extra meat! the second one is coming up shortly

Large #1.

Do you take chip?

Sir please leave.

Fuck I haven't had nuggies with just honey in ages user. Nearly forgot about that.

Thats rude McLady

Alright here is your number 1, we only accept cash or credit cards here!

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... Yeah, you know, the chips every credit card comes with nowadays?

Hello, can I get the smallest coke you have? not the ''small'' one but the SMALLEST!

Oh wait. Im so sorry our manager started doing the 20 piece mcnuggets again! Here you are!

do you guys take EBT? i just want a medium fry and a hamburger.

Alright sir here you are!

Yes we do take food stamps here is your meal!

*standing behind this guy*

Ew. Um, ma'am? Can I, like, go first? I don't want to be behind this guy. Don't worry, I have CASH. That I EARNED.

Yes mada'm what would you like?

*shifts around the guy without touching him*

Um, yeah. I want a cheeseburger. No cheese.

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>paid for medium fries with foodstamps
>get small fries

No sir this is america

lies, no they dont
> inb4 its hot food

sir we had to reduce our fry sizes thanks to the numerous health organizations attacking us. Here's a free cookie as an apology. And the next time you come here your meal is free

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Who ordered a cow?

i would like to bring you behind the grease trap and fuck your brains out

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Manager plz can i talk to your manager I have good money's in the simple fact that you choose to b a raciss and ot let me be in this service line shows how shitte your serface really is butt whatevers I'm going to burber kang order me a 100 piece nugget then what witey

Welcome to Burger King, May I take your order?

Tits or GTFO

yes give all those now

Manager here. We don't need your money you McFuck.

Pls explain

got a call that the mcflurry machine broke again

im here to fix that joint asap

You can buy weed at my local McDonalds drive through.

Ah yes! the mcflurry machine is in the back near the deep fryer

Thank you sweety them folks at that McDonald down the street by that dollar store next to davante barber is RACCissss best believe they is anywho let me get 4 water cups

weed machine broke

Would you like regular or diet soda?