Be me

>be me
>has 9/10 girlfriend
>come home one day
>find girlfriend sitting on couch with some dude
>let's call him fucktard
>she says she doesnt love me any more and that she is leaving me for fucktard
>i become pissed and leave the house
>few days later i go back to pick up my stuff
>knocks on door
>9/10 opens up
>she is crying
>apparently she had been cheating on me with fucktard for some time before the break up
>not surprised
>she tells me fucktard has AIDS and has infected her
>mfw when karma is a bitch to others

Sp shouldnt you gace AIDS Too?

Congrats you probably have AIDS too

>9/10

Let's be honest here OP. Give us a pic.

Go on

OP has the AIDS.

I dont have any pics of her on my computer cuz i deleted them. And no, I dont have AIDS

Is your life that void of meaning you have to come to a Manchurian knitting board with made up stories?

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That was both humorous and confusing.

well, except for this my life is pretty much empty

> dating supermodel in highschool
> she says she doesn't love me anymore because my Tesla isn't as fast as her new bf's Bugatti
> Go home depressed, play on the Wii-u3 that my uncle got me because he works at Nintendo
> She texts me days later, in tears because her new bf cheated on her and was only leasing his car and anyways Teslas are so much cooler
> She has cooties now and begs me on her knees to take her back
> too bad I'm dating an even hotter supermodel now
> no I don't have pics of her right now, she's shy
> she goes to a school in a different state
> you don't know her

this is a true story

Was it your place or hers? Assuming this story is true, if it was your place you should have kicked them tf out.

Kek

Also, get tested.

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We lived at her place at that time

>mfw when
are you autistic

>made up stories
Not him, but it's in the disclaimer at the top.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

In that case, nvm. Get tested tho.

no but i have ADHD

How can you have 9 tenths of a girl friend? Is she missing an appendage? A foot perhaps?

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