*Blocks your path

*Blocks your path

Would you fuck Amy? I would if the opportunity presented itself.

>summon a barnyard to confuse Amy if it's her vagina smelling or the barnyard
>sneak past her

Yes. I don't know why. I don't find her funny or particularly physically attractive. But I really want to slam the clam.

It's the same feeling as when I don't want to drink or be drunk, and have no reason to be, but do it anyway because I'm an alcoholic.

...

Amy quit posting here.

Your career is in the toilet.

Get some stupid reality show and pay Fabio to pretend to be your boyfriend and create drama.

>wants confrontation
>don't give it to her just walk away
>don't start a shit show

>Place Carlos Mencia in her path.
Watch them steal each others jokes.

I think I would smell the stench first

I lost

I fucked a cantaloupe once

move, snorlax

Go JIGGLY!

That cunts blocks out the sun just getting out of bed

Kick her stinky cunt in with my steel-toed workboots.

I'd keep driving. Hopefully it's a narrow path.

GTKRWN

excuse me can i get through please

>attempt to go left: still blocking
>attempt to go right: still blocking
>turn 360, still blocking, realize what I dumbfuck I am, turn 180 instead
>still fucking blocking
>look up, still blocking; look down...
>STILL. BLOCKING.
>mfw all of existence has become engulfed by fucking Amy Schumer

Oh no
#tupacisalive

>I'm gonna have to catch this or I can't get to Fuchsia City