Let me guess... the reason why we haven't all been v& yet is because the FBI is watching what we do, right? I'm assuming that the FBI has authority for watching over every 4channer and right now they are probably watch me type this thread...god fucking damn it.
We are under excessive scrutiny by the big guys and that's why we haven't been black bagged and shot in the middle of nowhere. They want to find out what we do.
Everything you do on the Internet gets logged.
>They want to find out what we do.
We do things?
I just shitpost all day...
>implying they care about fat shitposters in mother's basment
I-I don't think the FBI has jurisdiction where you are.
Also it's the NSA that's logging the entire internet. The FBI can't even figure out how to crack a cell phone that's been cracked a billion times on youtube nor re-assemble shredded documents like they did when Hoover was in charge, apparently.
Exactly.
That thread you shitposted in, that Haruhi doujin you fapped to, that album you listened to and all that other shit is logged and this counts for every fucking person on Sup Forums.
They are suspicious and want to find out. They are probably even preparing to bribe some of us and that's why they haven't swatted us yet.
I fap to hentai pretty much daily.
I'm sure i'm on some degenerate list somewhere.
>They want to find out what we do.
>Implying an security service in the world considers your average Sup Forumslack to be a threat to national security
Even the bongistani feelings police are too busy arresting scots for mean twatter posts to commit resources to monitoring a bunch of anonymous NEETs.
They know what they do, its silly to think the NSA, GCHQ and other assorted intel agencies don't have moles here.
We're just not a threat, we never have been and never will be.
You don't know what happens on the inside m8.
GCHQ probably hands over responsibility of monitoring Sup Forums in the UK to either the FBI or NSA. The lads in the doughnut probably don't know jack shit about this place and think it's too time-consuming to surf through terabytes of shitposting.
Who cares? If you're not doing anything illegal or fucked up, what are they gonna do? Silently judge you?
And I fap to girls pooping. I found out I liked it when 2 girls 1 cup came out. Everyone was so shocked but it just gave me a boner
Well that's highly unlikely considering agents in the USA consider mainstream memes to be suggestively dangerous and shit.
Memetic warfare, we have the advantage. Those cunts are around 10 years behind us.
Hey FBI mugs, stop shitting up the board.
t. BTFO Sup Forumsack
no actually
authorities aren't full of insane leftist ideologues. they just want left and right to fight and subdue each other. you are a necessary part of that equation.
Hey FBI. Suck my cock.
I know your "FBI" search queries found this thread.
>FBI or NSA
>surf through terabytes of shitposting
Do you think they hate Canada now? :(
>who cares that we are constantly watches
>just don't do anything illegal
>aren't you a good go... I mean boy?
Liberal detected
Actually, Sup Forums is "professionally moderated" - which is why they don't take janitor applications there anymore.
Every now and again the FBI will need to look like they are doing their job, throw out a wide net, and yeah, probably grab a couple of Sup Forums kids who "accidentally" saw some CP in the process as part of their latest "child porn ring" sting op. Sup Forums is on the list of "known pedophelia sites" afterall, so it's a good as source as any.
Beyond that, while there's plenty of evidence suggesting the NSA is indeed logging all internet activity - it's too much of a volume of information from which to get anything useful, no matter how many bomb/terrorist keywords you may spout off.
>liberal
lol
Are you telling me that meme magic is a fucking threat?
Regardless of the shit we pour out Reddit, a website far bigger than Sup Forums, is far more left-leaning.
>left-leaning
"New-left" SJW crap isn't real left though. It's mostly globalization-friendly and isn't a threat to the ruling elite.
Well I feel sorry for that poor intern that has to sit at a desk all day looking through that shit.
Reddit is full of underage non-binary hair dye faggots that are weak as shit, Sup Forums is full of depressed shitheads that are tempted to pull the trigger on a mall or in a public place since they've lost all hope.
Your average NSA employee is more likely to browse Sup Forums at home than monitor it at work. Bigger fish to fry and all that.
>Sup Forums is full of depressed shitheads that are tempted to pull the trigger on a mall or in a public place since they've lost all hope
You need to cast your net wider. I've seen boards full of Reddit-tier plebs.
Well, there was this chick who posted something about bombing churches in youtube - as the evangelical churches in question were doing some sort of "muslim out reach" thing, and reading some bits of the Quran on the pulpit.
...and the FBI was at her house within 15 minutes of her posting the video.
I swear you can't get the police to respond that fast to a murder in a lot of neighborhoods... So that was kinda scary.
You sound like an angsty teen who hasn't discovered how the real world works yet. Nobody cares what you're doing unless you start googling CP or terrorist shit. You're not important.
Actually, they usually don't even care then.
...Well, not in this country, anyways.
Probably because someone called the rozzers on her.
Probably not in the UK either. The police here appear to be much more concerned with "public outrage" internet crimes like someone being "racist" or "homophobic" on twitter, than with the more sinister, unseen stuff which goes on online.
and Aus
I think you think that the FBI has a lot more resources and time than it does if you think that monitoring people on Sup Forums is worthy of their attention.
It's useful to the global oligarchy.
I doubt the police even care over here, they don't give a fuck about real criminals, why should they care about me shitposting.
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Why Brit gov infiltrates is citizens so much?1984 should not be a guide.
When did that start and why? Did that have something to do with IRA or what? Can't understand why.
Is there a continuation of this.
I think it's leftovers from the old days of peasants vs. royalty. The UK has never really grown out of class warfare, the establishment still very much views the working class as serfs and the elite feel the need to keep a close eye on everyone (literally, with all the CCTV, even on public transport), probably out of paranoia about some kind of revolution which they believe might happen at any given time.
Oh, is that why they helped get the son of a bus driver elected, who was a lawyer defending Islamists, as the first mayor of Lond? The personification of establishment, Eton-Cameron has his arse so deep in the mudslime udderclass, he is chewing their food for them.
>what is pacification
And he's not the first mayor.
archive.4plebs.org
It's up to you to believe it I guess. Still funny.
>pacification
You mean as in "appeasement"? Face it: the more rights you give them, the more they take. Step by step you lose every bit of English culture and British identity. Step by step Islam becomes a more powerful, more dominant identity and value giver and law maker.
When you bully your own citizens, to appease a minority which rapes your children, has a totalitarian ideology and creates counter-cultures, everything is wrong.
And to think that I got shilled all my life for "heroic" Churchill versus weak and bad Chamberlain, because he was being so fervent.
But who knows, maybe Islam will end feminism, yet the men with balls probably wont have European names.
meh, i'm alright with that, hope all the shit i do/see on the internet get a laugh out of them