Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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Lazy bums.

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>Yui claimed

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Alice! :o

First semi lewd post.
TIEguh
Im happy to hear that. Stay alive for me Taiga.
Louiser
Damn right. But oh well.
Jewy
/waifu/ has a strong presence here indeed.

Well, so long as he buys his memeware, at least you get to try it out, right?

I'd say, everyone was freaking out because when I got hit I fell over. One of them thought I was dead and had a panic attack

I need a FFXIV character, what should I play?

>Jewy
>Juisexual
>Junie
>one of them thought I was dead
so that's a threat, too?
what nickname should I take holy shit.
/waifu/ is unbreakable.

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It can be, especially if you fall overboard but that's a given
Jui sounds fitting imo

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Hi juisexual

MCH

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>one second off quads
I also realized that is completely fucked and out of order
Jewy = Jui but always calls me juisexual
also hi

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Nights everyone, take care.

Will do. I'm gonna head to bed before I forget. Nighto Spooks, take care.

Lel my cousin gets 3 bday cakes. What a brat.
Sure I'd love to try his mimiwares.
Point is you're a jew.

It's time for me to fuck off. See ya fags later. Stay genki my nigs.

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point is, you're a nigger and what should my nickname be
goodnight :o

Byebye!

>nigger
>nickname
Blacky

I've would've baked if only I wasn't explaining that John Cena and King of the Hill reference JoJo. Bobby looks like Shigekiyo Yangu and Boomhauer looks like Jean Polnareff and how John Cena basically stole Joseph Joestar's pose.
Also I'm gonna take a nap after this post.

> john cena
>nape
Ha. what are you gay?

>nape
What did he mean by this lol

I'll never get it.
All of them are good tbh

Shocking, the guy that betrays you is super obvious

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what did you do now?

Shocking, Kurumi user makes another joke about persona

I dindu nuffin, I's a good boy

Or literally every game with a traitor

Not really.

Foreshadowing is very heavy-handed nowadays, it kinda has to be so the player is somewhat on the same page or it feels like an asspull

i'll probably pick either juisexual or junie tbh

hello

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Because people are retarded lol

Which is why traitors are basically this
youtu.be/DN9DW4rrEjY

welcome back :o
guilty

I'm gunna have people peacefully protest by burning shit and looting, just watch

Hi juisexual
Ramen is good owo

my name jeff

all lives matter
jesus

Cute either way

Das rasist

the maru chan ramen or the real-shit ramen?
I'll probably make a decision tomorrow.

slow thread, by the way.

ur a cute girl

My best friend is Mexican it's ok

Im at work and my ISP is blocked from making threads.

But I don't like mexicans
#BlackPower

I'll hopefully be here

N-no you 0///0

Have a Kurumi

Why not? -_-

I already have one, thanks

Because Mexicans are dirty, and Konota-user is one

I thought we were greasy?

christ was an only child

Well you don't bathe so probably

:(

But Konata_Kun likes you -_-

And?

>N-no you 0///0
I'll smack your plump girl butt.

even if you aren't, i'll let you know when you are

You should be nicer to her

>Her

Just what I want to identify as

If you want to be a girl you'll be treated like one

>Has dick
>Is a girl

Then I'm a girl trapped in the body of an attack helicopter, I cry myself to sleep at night and cry again in the morning when I see my 20mm Rotary Canon under my blankets. I barely have the will to drop my Hellfire payload on dirty foreigners and wish I could walk on the ground instead of needing rotary blades to maneuver.

Hmm?
Epic meme. Why does it matter how people choose to live their lives? :o

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If you want to be a girl then you'll be fucked like one

It only matters that it's the life of a lie

Also that it's just trendy here and that nobody actually cares

But did you have that Kurumi?

Hello and claim.

I did indeed, and I'm not even into feet

By my husband yeah
Every one lies. I don't follow trends; I set them

Here

Stahp 0//0

Thankie

Queer
How has work been?

ok, bye
of course, im only into real girls :P

Tick tock
Hello pole
You can almost see her pantsu

>hello all

I don't care, you're just a dude with a torpedo dick

Space Rock

Hello
How are you today friendo?

hello
nice peek
uniform snugs

Miserable. Got 290 dollar check today though. Also keep working 9 hours. I am not part time. This keeps up overtime pay will be a thing
Hi
I got paid today.

>Filename
DELET THIS

Eh. Im just trying to be nice. It is a good pic.

I'm into everything :P
You're just a jerk ;-;

Why thank you, what happened to risk of rain this weekend?
How are you doing friend?
>290 check...
Keep pushing for overtime.

Flirting and fucking behind your husband being one of them.

What happened to your clothes
I also got paid today

I got hired part time and already on my first paycheck I went over part time hours. I didnt even work a full two weeks. I have no idea what to do. I dont even want to work overtime.
I cant cash it until tomorrow probably

You're right
Shadow the Hedgehog is clearly better
>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER

For people that like feet
Ir as I say, for people that found a way to disappoint every human that ever knew their name

And you're just a mexican

They fall off sometimes, the real question is "Is it intentional?"

Payday is good day.
Try talking to your boss then... I mean its Carls Jr right? I would imagine they would work with you somewhat if thats what you want.

What ya gonna do with the money?

Same tbh i mean i deposited it but it womt be available till midnight
Well hopefully its not and keeps happening or is and also keeps happening. Also nice condors
Agreed i just wish itd happen more often

missed the tank sale ?
didn't see elfpire on
and I got home a bit late