If my soup says to microwave it once for 3 minutes, can I instead microwave it 180 times for 1 second each time?

If my soup says to microwave it once for 3 minutes, can I instead microwave it 180 times for 1 second each time?

kek

You need to do this OP.

I'm wagering it's barely warm by the time you finish. Microwaves need a certain amount of time to heat food/beverages. 1 second at a time probably won't be sufficient.

yes please do that and livestream it

please do it right now

please link your livestream immediately

I can't do it now, my housemates are asleep. Dubs might compel me though

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If dubs live stream your sleeping friends

Nope. You'll get maybe 30 seconds worth of warmth.

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yes, if you leave it in the can it will create sufficient heat inside and be nice and hot

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Alright, OP here. How should I live stream this?

Probably not. This assumes that the heating of the product inside reaches maximum energy instantly, and possibly that it declines instantly as well.

I'd wager that the microwave takes a couple seconds to reach peak energy and thus will only be able to heat your food sufficiently if your food is microwaved for a minimum period (regardless of number of periods) of 3 seconds.

checked hard

this is now a get thread

Chekt

fuggin checked my dudr

Still OP, how do I broadcast?

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Fuck the stream this is a get thread now

Yes, but only if you leave it in the can.

another check

Dubs pls

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Working on it

Is this the fucking Oprah show with everyone get dubs and trips?

Yup

Make a Twitch

You can record on Jewtoob can't you?

DUBS TIME

>"Dude it's 1:00 in the morning, what are you doing?"
.....Microwaving soup 180 times.....
>Why?
.....for my fake internet friends......

those soups are f'ng killer, used to be $1.88 then they got jewish

favs:

beef barley
kickin' corn chowder
jammin' jerk chicken
manhattan clam chowder
jazzy jambalaya

i seen them at local grocers (the cheap ones) on sale for 1.25 before, somewhat regularly. probably prices differ greatly from place to place though

op where are you

science needs you OP

Turned into a get thread so I put my soup away due to lack of interest. I'll do it tomorrow and upload it to youtube.

let us know

I got the power of dubs.

To answer your question. It will still be cold.

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JUST do it

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Probably this.

If you listen to microwaves when you turn it on it usually takes about 2-3 seconds before it makes the steady state sound. I don't think the magneton is even on in those first few seconds

That method will work but you need to leave it in the can to retain the warmth between cycles

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340 beeps tho..

Probably not. Three times for 1 minute each, sure. Six times for 30 seconds each, maybe. 180 times for 1 second, it won't gather heat quickly enough and you'll wear out your magnetron.

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nicely done faggot

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