Ask an ex-hitman anything? No stupid shit or details please

Ask an ex-hitman anything? No stupid shit or details please.

why did you stop?

Got married and a good job

Plus it was a very mind and emotional rollercoaster

would you

I never understood the whole hitman thing. How much do they pay you? Do you get paid up front or do you collect after? I just can't imagine an amount of money worth risking your life over. You can't spend it if you get caught and it's pretty easy to fuck up a murder.

How'd you get into it?

Magnets how do they work?

I got into it when i was selling low amounts of drugs, a 5 ft y'all Mexican had an issue with a guy and i was broke so

Who DAT
Who DAT

There is always a chance of getting caught. I took a down payment and discussed the plan and it would take 2 years to do it to keep the heat off. Most the tune people would change there mind

fuck buddy

It's not like the movies

Got anymore?

Anymore?

yes what you like?

Those doubles but got any of her full frontal?

I didn't really like any of the jobs, i did like the respect even though i didn't respect myself for what i did

Doubles? have tits you like?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

nice dubs OP
Please share your first hit via greentext story

Post your Lil fuck buddy user

why does a hitman post on Sup Forums?

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Awesome

Just was trying to get what i thought an interesting thread going

Checked how old is she user?

Gilf 59 would you ?

158 y/o

Idk this lady but she's hot

Did you kill anyone?

Fuck hell yeah I'll facefuck her
Kek

I mean, how does the type of person who posts on Sup Forums end up becoming a hitman? How did you become acquainted with Sup Forums?

I am gonna have to ask you to leave.

i knew it, i fucking knew it, a bloody gramma!!?? for fucks sake...

Checked.

Thoughts on zip guns?

people explain you why they whant to get the target down?

I won't answer the detailed questions. I've been a lurker on Sup Forums for a long time. I'm also very fond of the nudes

Thats a fucking guy

Ew

What weapons would u use?

Not sure what a zip gun, is that some kind of altered pistol?

Yeah idiot thst's right GILF Grsndmother I love to fuck

Gun always, no talking or fucking around

you've lurked and you still don't know how to properly reply?
also, how much would you get for each kill?

MOAR BITCHESSS

What do you want to see user?

Fuck off

do you not know how to reply to posts?

Show more photos of this bitch

Yes

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Have a goodnight I'm going to rest

Like those tits user?

moar

I like this whore!!

I will user, need to know if you would fuck her

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>I will user, need to know if you would fuck her
Yes, do you have kik?

Who is your favorite movie hitman

Sorry no user

You faggots completely ruined a thread with loads of potential.
Hope you pieces of shit fucking die in the most painful way possible.

yeah hit man that is believable

General tips for avoiding heat? Getting clients? Just out of morbid curiosity of course.

Kek, just wanted to drop by to say: stay mad you stupid fucking nigger.

>omg, this thread about a fake hitman had so much potential, you ruined it!!

Pop a cock.

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His Mommy told him it was time to come in for supper

What platforms did you use to advertise OP

Yellow Pages, Church Bulliten, Webpage

Matter of fact the pic on this threads header is pic I use on my Web Psge, with the caption I don't clown around, I'll kill the Mother Fucker
Indon

How many kills do you have?

How many genders are there ?

Last match I had 10 kills and 4 Digs

whats the going rate on a broad daylight gunshot to the head? its for me btw.

Fucken outstsnding user I almost pissed my pants Bravo

Oh sweet summer child.
It's obvious b8 and OP is doesn't know how to reply.

Damn that's pretty cold man. How do you feel about it now?

How did clients contact you? And, find about you?

How do i get on the business?
My job is shit and i could use a net couple grand from jobs.

See snd

what do you do with your weapons after you've completed a hit?

Well fitst you need to off your neighbors, then the family pets then see

I usually shove them ip the victom's ass

Its an idea i figure im alright with a pistol and machete from martial arts, but aside from fist fights i havn't done much actual fighting. I figure it would be more just pull the trigger while pointed in a vital area tho, except for higher profile targets who actually have protection that you need to pay attention to.