Ask an ex-hitman anything? No stupid shit or details please.
Ask an ex-hitman anything? No stupid shit or details please
why did you stop?
Got married and a good job
Plus it was a very mind and emotional rollercoaster
would you
I never understood the whole hitman thing. How much do they pay you? Do you get paid up front or do you collect after? I just can't imagine an amount of money worth risking your life over. You can't spend it if you get caught and it's pretty easy to fuck up a murder.
How'd you get into it?
Magnets how do they work?
I got into it when i was selling low amounts of drugs, a 5 ft y'all Mexican had an issue with a guy and i was broke so
Who DAT
Who DAT
There is always a chance of getting caught. I took a down payment and discussed the plan and it would take 2 years to do it to keep the heat off. Most the tune people would change there mind
fuck buddy
It's not like the movies
Got anymore?
Anymore?
yes what you like?
Those doubles but got any of her full frontal?
I didn't really like any of the jobs, i did like the respect even though i didn't respect myself for what i did
Doubles? have tits you like?
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
nice dubs OP
Please share your first hit via greentext story
Post your Lil fuck buddy user
why does a hitman post on Sup Forums?
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Awesome
Just was trying to get what i thought an interesting thread going
Checked how old is she user?
Gilf 59 would you ?
158 y/o
Idk this lady but she's hot
Did you kill anyone?
Fuck hell yeah I'll facefuck her
Kek
I mean, how does the type of person who posts on Sup Forums end up becoming a hitman? How did you become acquainted with Sup Forums?
I am gonna have to ask you to leave.
i knew it, i fucking knew it, a bloody gramma!!?? for fucks sake...
Checked.
Thoughts on zip guns?
people explain you why they whant to get the target down?
I won't answer the detailed questions. I've been a lurker on Sup Forums for a long time. I'm also very fond of the nudes
Thats a fucking guy
Ew
What weapons would u use?
Not sure what a zip gun, is that some kind of altered pistol?
Yeah idiot thst's right GILF Grsndmother I love to fuck
Gun always, no talking or fucking around
you've lurked and you still don't know how to properly reply?
also, how much would you get for each kill?
MOAR BITCHESSS
What do you want to see user?
Fuck off
do you not know how to reply to posts?
Show more photos of this bitch
Yes
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Have a goodnight I'm going to rest
Like those tits user?
moar
I like this whore!!
I will user, need to know if you would fuck her
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>I will user, need to know if you would fuck her
Yes, do you have kik?
Who is your favorite movie hitman
Sorry no user
You faggots completely ruined a thread with loads of potential.
Hope you pieces of shit fucking die in the most painful way possible.
yeah hit man that is believable
General tips for avoiding heat? Getting clients? Just out of morbid curiosity of course.
Kek, just wanted to drop by to say: stay mad you stupid fucking nigger.
>omg, this thread about a fake hitman had so much potential, you ruined it!!
Pop a cock.
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His Mommy told him it was time to come in for supper
What platforms did you use to advertise OP
Yellow Pages, Church Bulliten, Webpage
Matter of fact the pic on this threads header is pic I use on my Web Psge, with the caption I don't clown around, I'll kill the Mother Fucker
Indon
How many kills do you have?
How many genders are there ?
Last match I had 10 kills and 4 Digs
whats the going rate on a broad daylight gunshot to the head? its for me btw.
Fucken outstsnding user I almost pissed my pants Bravo
Oh sweet summer child.
It's obvious b8 and OP is doesn't know how to reply.
Damn that's pretty cold man. How do you feel about it now?
How did clients contact you? And, find about you?
How do i get on the business?
My job is shit and i could use a net couple grand from jobs.
See snd
what do you do with your weapons after you've completed a hit?
Well fitst you need to off your neighbors, then the family pets then see
I usually shove them ip the victom's ass
Its an idea i figure im alright with a pistol and machete from martial arts, but aside from fist fights i havn't done much actual fighting. I figure it would be more just pull the trigger while pointed in a vital area tho, except for higher profile targets who actually have protection that you need to pay attention to.