(Make the story longer) I was in the forest when a

(Make the story longer) I was in the forest when a...

drugged space marine

Shut up nigger

Start jerking off to me

Told me he was a faggot

With haste I

Then a nigger escaped my plantation

I tried to get him back with fried chicken

but he ignored me and stole my car

Then yelled nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, 100% nigger

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY

I voted for Trumby

Once upon a time OP was a faggot

MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Suddenly I heard tires screeching and then a loud crash

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID

walk into forest see this what do

>thread showed up

SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP

Wonder why she brought a chair into the forrest

>wut do

and he said, "OP you're a huge cockguzzling faggot. You can't even make a decent thread. Kill yourself, promptly."

Europe never existed

and then I was raped and killed.

But it was all a dream

Then dad came, and he raped me

crippling depression

was all I felt, but then I

It wasn't a dream and it wasn't your dad

Fell to the whispers of my mind, who told me to