Tell me a legit spooky type story

Tell me a legit spooky type story

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if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight

eeep not my momers

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>be me 14
>at 16 y/o cousins house
>her moms a stripper and shes always gone
>lame ass house too
>nothing but baby stuff and a ps2
>tells me about the other part of the house
>stepping through door here is like stepping into a mansion out of a crack house
>very spacious, flatscreen with xbox and an upstairs section
>tells me its haunted though
>awful smell eminates from the walls
>very visible plastered over door frame
>noises and what not
>"lets play hide and seek in the dark, user"
>sure why not
>as soon as lights are off start playing music to hide fear
>look everywhere but still cant find her
>man up and go into darkened, supposedly haunted sector
>oh shit. music stops as i step over the line
>aint no thang ima grown ass man
>look around then move upstairs
>NotFuckingCool.jpg
>vvvvvvvv/unidentifiable noise coming from under bed
>i got this
cont?

You goddamn asswipehole

yes

Might not be real, heard it from a friend, but brace yourself.
>One day OP woke up and wasn't a total faggot. The end.

Yes

You ended up fucking with your male cousin. Yeah, great story...

/thread

>make my way to the bed
>big metal bed post jutting out
>pull it out slowly with one foot
>theres a rattle and the noise gets louder
>flip shit and kick the post and the air around it
>something flies across the room and the noise is terrible yet familiar
>run and turn on lights and ill be damned
>her moms dildo is snaking all over the hard wood floor
>go over to pick it up and turn it off
>"AAA YOU TOUCHED IT" cousin screams as she jumps up the stairs
>Its go time, blood is flowing, fear at peak level overflows into rage
>"ITSCLOBBERINGTIME" is all thats heard as i swing wildly behind me
>lightspeed connect with her throat and she just collapses on the stairs
>medivac time so i grab her and drag her down the stairs out of mansion section
>phone starts to screech and restart as i cross the barrier
>i saved her
>close the door and lock it still in guilty hero mode
>still in retard rampage so i kick her dog for no reason
>dont wait for questions, just went to bed

fuck off.

>her mom
>her

but yeah we did fuck the next day
i still blame the ghost

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY PS2?

nah ps2 was lit as fuck later on actually

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS
>flies away on a PS2 slim (Cause a fat PS2 can't fly)

Wait what

>Wakes up
>Goes downstairs
>Realizes you can't suck Master Magookku's long sexy tube steak

Specifically while he plays on his wireless Gamesphere controller

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I spoke to the devil once in my sleep. She is quite content with the amount of followers she has in this world.

When will the ride end?

You gook how did you do that?

Go to bed Angel!