Sup Forums decides what i put my dick into. Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me

Sup Forums decides what i put my dick into. Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me

Jell-O

>Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me
Rules out black women then.

A toasted bagel. Not through the hole, through the bread/dough.

your mom

Don't have it

Dont have a bagel eather. Im broke and have little food items

Do some other gelatinous food, like jam or cranberry sauce

Since you don't have much, give us some stuff you do have.

Any plush toys?

I hae greek yogurt if that counts

Works for me!

Any petz?

fleshlight

We are waiting.

Grats

A shark

You ugliest family member.

Fuck your wallet

Pour water on your dick... close the freezer door for awhile... see if it freezes. No damage done really. Also, science.

a melon

Your Neighbour.

Just a slice of bread.

Your own butt
I Believe

A plate of spaghetti and meatballs

Watermelon. Need to know results, for science.

I'm a scientist too, and this subject is of great importance to the wider scientific community, heck, even the world.

Toothpaste

slam the microwave door on it

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Shit thread
Sage

Stick it in the vacuum cleaner.

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