Sup Forums decides what i put my dick into. Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me
Sup Forums decides what i put my dick into. Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me
Jell-O
>Wont put my dick in anything that could kill me or injure me
Rules out black women then.
A toasted bagel. Not through the hole, through the bread/dough.
your mom
Don't have it
Dont have a bagel eather. Im broke and have little food items
Do some other gelatinous food, like jam or cranberry sauce
Since you don't have much, give us some stuff you do have.
Any plush toys?
I hae greek yogurt if that counts
Works for me!
Any petz?
fleshlight
We are waiting.
Grats
A shark
You ugliest family member.
Fuck your wallet
Pour water on your dick... close the freezer door for awhile... see if it freezes. No damage done really. Also, science.
a melon
Your Neighbour.
Just a slice of bread.
Your own butt
I Believe
A plate of spaghetti and meatballs
Watermelon. Need to know results, for science.
I'm a scientist too, and this subject is of great importance to the wider scientific community, heck, even the world.
Toothpaste
slam the microwave door on it
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Shit thread
Sage
Stick it in the vacuum cleaner.
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