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Hey Sup Forums

What would be an easy and quick job to do during college?

Blow job

Prostitution

Pizza delivery. It worked for me at least.

thx user

puffing peters behind the 7-11

Something like this op. Non manual but not mentally demanding so you can focus on school

Escort

I already said it here, whore

Might do, might do

Thanks for the decent suggestion user

Drug dealer

Spiderman in disguise

>Quit school
>Become blogger
>Quit blogging
>Fall into pit of despair
>Sell your soul to Lucifer
>Become vain as shit
>Become a face on youtube
>Stay vain as shit
>Do drugs
>Stay vain
>Take lots of pictures and get your name out there
>Die 'Accidentally'
Its about who you know

>trade crytocurrency for real money with retards
>wear a blue cap and a blue bib and walk around with an empty tin asking for money
>buy thrift shop shoes, buff and polish and then sell for $15 more on ebay
>buy 100 rolls of aluminium foil, roll it into a giant ball, cover in paint and then roll down your nearest hill

money is EZ OP, just gotta be the one to actually get off your ass and do it

HEY, why do you think its called a blow job anyway, coke head?

>>buy 100 rolls of aluminium foil, roll it into a giant ball, cover in paint and then roll down your nearest hill

How would one gain a profit from these actions? It seems like the 100 rolls of tinfoil would be greater than any income

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Military Reserves.
It's voluntary and part time, usually pays well (or at least in my country), and can help pay for tuition. I know they offer a $2,000 a year honorarium here for tuition costs.

You new here?

Blow jobs

Not even, 3 years minimum user

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Welcome, newfriend

> sell cryptocurrency to retards
> has to buy the coins first to sell them
> legitimizes their use by using them economically
> for retards
There's a flaw in your logic..

do i really have to explain it to you?
>shit ton of aluminium foil
>easy to come buy in large quantities, probably even get a discount for buying so much
>roll into giant ball
>now you have a giant ball of metal
>cover it in paint to increase its destructive capabilities
>go to the top of a hill and roll it down
>the momentum of the ball will increase as it rolls down hill
>the aluminium edges will scratch cars and injure small pets
>the paint will flick onto peoples property and clothes and roads and paths
>dosh everywhere and also bitches want your dick

if you paid attention in school this shit would be obvious to you

>supernaturally create demand by pretending to want to buy crytocurrency
>suddenly crytopcurrency is hella expensive
>everybody invests thinking it's wise
>it crashes again to nothing and your normal money is worth more than the crytocurrency was, even at the height of its value

simple economics

This guys got the right idea.