Every non-North American here continually bashes "handegg", trashes it for three or whatever minutes of action in three hours, fat guys, too many pads, blah blah blah. Looking at it without understanding it, it looks retarded I agree. Do yourself a favor Aussie and give it a shot, and watch a season even if you don't understand it fully, and I PROMISE you it will become your favorite sport. Everybody I know (including myself) that started watching it because they bet on it lists it as their favorite sport. EVERYBODY. It truly is the best sport in the world, and you're doing yourself a disservice by not giving it a shot
There is a very good reason it's the most popular sport in America. It's fucking fantastic
Alexander Martinez
yeah fuck burgerland and post more totti
Isaac Sanchez
One of the greatest players to ever grace serie a
Jack Phillips
>be Australian >can't spend extended periods of time outside due to giant man-eating spiders >have to be forever vigilant while inside for smaller but still deadly spiders >somehow manage to elude the spiders for years >get horribly disfigured in the great emu war of 1932
>amerilard has no response and thinks he's posting on Sup Forums
wew
Wyatt Sullivan
everything you said is fair criticism. someone would be stupid af to disagree, but in the end its pretty exciting. you should watch a couple games desu
Camden Sanders
yeah Zanetti is surely one of the all time greats and propably my favorite inter player but Totti is just something different youtube.com/watch?v=vISV4YHskxo
Nicholas Morris
Aww yeee no totti no party
Ryan Gutierrez
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Brody Wood
>my face when an american was fat near me :(
Carson Walker
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Kevin Roberts
>This is considered a sport in this Country
Wyatt Long
>be British >wake up to a plate of baked beans and a sausage made of burnt pork fat with pork blood and oatmeal >to take your mind off the impending diarrhea you decide you want to spectate a sporting event >open the paper to see who's playing today and notice there's only one sport listed >you settle with the Manchester Chevrolet's over Manchester Etihad Airways >on the way to the stadium you see a person being stabbed by "just a normal muslim" >nobody does anything for fear of being thrown in prison for being intolerant of muslims >finally get to the stadium and everything is going great >game ends in a 0-0 tie and everyone is happy >to celebrate the crowd tries to charge the field >you end up like pic related
Brayden Cook
>Be American >Be a fat piece of shit >Have heart disease >Die before the age of 43
Nathaniel Moore
>no mention of television license >weak breakfast take >no smimbly bimbly 4/10 but that's because I like you
Jaxon Morris
>be Spanish >don't work >die penniless, alone, and in their parents house
Cooper Phillips
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Brody Cox
Good thread. Now why did you waste the time to type all that if you don't even watch the sport.
Alexander Barnes
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Robert Gonzalez
>record game >fast forward all commercials and breaks, and rewatch any plays i want
Works fine. When I do watch a live game I do get pissed at all the commercials. And that is a good point about not allowing celebrations because "muh role model", but then advertising bullshit
Adam Garcia
Game goes for 90 minutes.. ends in a 0-0 tie
Enforce mandatory say no to racism signs because your citizens are too dumb to not throw bananas at black people
Josiah Moore
>And that is a good point about not allowing celebrations because "muh role model", but then advertising bullshit
Aye
Game goes for 48 minutes.. ends in a tie
Enforce overtime so you can shove in more artery clogging commercials
> Result doesn't even fucking matter because you still have another 81 games to play
Kayden Edwards
>this same topic multiple times every day Why are you guys so epically permatriggered? If the shit upsets you so much, how about just watching something else? I don't understand what all the butthurt is about.
Daniel Robinson
>what is hockey an NHL game could literally go without any stoppages
Joshua Carter
Aussiebro just telling it like it is.
Hunter Diaz
t. assblasted rubentus customer
Jeremiah Moore
Still takes an average of 2 hours & 20 minutes to play a 60 minute game.. I'll give you that it hasn't been overtaken by a certain 13% of the population like your other sports though
Thomas Stewart
Everybody you know is a burger or a leaf who don't know any better, you dumb moosefucker
Asher Price
These sorts of (((people))) can't handle anything that upsets the status quo, that's why their countries have all enacted laws to protect them from free speech that may upset them.
Sebastian Stewart
13% (or 6.5%) of your population make up 70% of your sports teams
Adrian Powell
>say on the internet that you don't agree with transgendered people using whatever bathroom they want >get doxed by SJWs >lose your job and say goodbye to future employability >"but we have freedom of speech!"
Daniel Barnes
the extra hour comes from the inter period analysis. Need to give the players a break
Colton Russell
It's getting more popular in europe. I actually enjoy watching it, way better than basketball or hockey or whatever. I still think soccer is 10x better and could give you a lot of reasons for that, but i guess most of that is personal preference
John Jenkins
Look at leaf
The 11 minutes of game play are good, doesn't excuse the 3+ hours of filler.
Jose Morgan
Every non-North American here continually bashes it because we only speak "one language" trashes it for three or whatever foreign words in three years of highschool, fat guys, too many pads, blah blah blah. Looking at it without understanding it, it looks retarded I agree. Do yourself a favour rest of the world and give it a shot, and clap even if you don't understand it fully, and I PROMISE you it will become your favorite country. Everybody I know (including myself) that started clapping because they bet on it lists it as their favorite sport. EVERYBODY. It truly is the best country in the world, and you're doing yourself a disservice by not giving it a shot
There is a very good reason it's the most popular country in America. It's fucking fantastic
