Times youve met a celebrity

times youve met a celebrity
>me on the left

mmm i can see her labia

Family works in F1. Met a quite a few F1 drivers over the years. Here's me in the Brawn GP motorhome after the Monaco Grand Prix, celebrating Rubens Barrichello's birthday with the team. Cake was decent.

me legit on the left

get off my board spic

>times youve met a celebrity

My closest brush to a celebrity, was when Tom Clancy replied to a Usenet post of mine.

I once met Sam Hyde.

This one time I had to fix some cooling fans. I went to his door and rang the bell, and his underage gf answered the door. She refused to let me in, but minutes after Sam got home. He went up to her and slaped her in the face for wasting everyones time. She got really pissed, started to throw shit off the table, expensive jugs, his lifting shoes etc. At this point Sam got really angry and tackled the poor girl, he was screaming obsceneties and choking her out. He only stopped when she begun to struggle breathing.

I remember feeling bad for her, but he reminded me that you treat trash like trash, so it was ok.

make me faggot

me on the right

I didn't really 'meet' her but Bella was at my local mall signing autographs like 3 years ago before she became a turbo whore and I got a picture of her

Goddamn fucking BASED Sam.

Watch MDE: World Peace at 12:15 Friday's on Adult Swim.

did you touch her butt

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Me on the right

I just checked and it was actually 4 years ago. No I didn't get that close to her, maybe like 30 feet. I stood off to the side like a lot of parents were doing while their kids stood in line

do local celebs count?
the triggered bitch in the back approached me after this pic and called me a racist for supporting Trump
lel

me on the right

But user, he wants to deport you!

shame
i wanted to know what her butt feels like
cool story anyways

Fucked Gillian Anderson after an awards show in 1997

was she being racist?

these are the people that make brooklyn threads every day
>me on the right

>monkey tits

those tits are less than satisfactory tbqh

kys

That guy looks like Meme Lover: Dawn of Just.

'no'

me on the right

>the triggered bitch in the back approached me after this pic and called me a racist for supporting Trump

lel. that's hilarious dude

only illegals m8, I wish anchor babies got the boot too but I guess it's a start

do music celebs count?

jesus maria y jose! what the fuck happened?

>Fucked Gillian Anderson after an awards show in 1997
I want to believe

i bumped my head

me on the right

why'd ya do that?

was hoping to get some sympathy hugs from ariel so i could squeeze her chub

Oh no m8 I was wondering wtf happened to her
She was thicc before, she's just straight up fat in that pic

i bet her ass smells like a sour turtle tank on a hot day.

would still sniff

me with the legend :)

she was delicious

me on the left

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Autist/10

hnnnnnnnnnng

I went to school with Ivan milat
He killed a bunch of backpackers

He's pretty famous in Aus

Do those pants have a sewn in cameltoe?

shes like a real life Miss Piggy.

>Le invasive head man

>BLACK
She quite literally got BLACKED

deport illegals, remember operation wetback?
saved US billions since illegals dont pay taxes

why is her pussy so well defined?

girls pull those fucking pants up so high and tight, you should be able to see their pulse.

Yo en la izquierda

thats a good look for her

holy fuck dude

Met Eric Andre last month around Bowery St. Manhattan.
That's me on the left, obviously, and Eric.
Super chill dude, even met his wife who I've had a crush on since childhood.

Is this shopped? I can't even tell anymore.

you're a mexican guy

>met his wife who I've had a crush on

Your crop-top says otherwise

what?

What the fuck are you wearing?

kek

Haha, funny that, when I saw him I was on a date with a girl and she pointed him out first. I gave him a hug when we met, was totally gushing.
He was like "I love your mid riff"

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Crop top. :^]

Why are you wearing a crop top though. And what sane girl would continue a date when the guy turned up in a crop top? There are so many questions.

faggot

Idk man, I'm pretty fashion conscious, I know what looks good on me. People like my style, here's another photo of me to make you dislike me even more.

I once met Fatman Scoop but I was really drunk and asked him about the Boondocks, he replied something along the lines of "Yeah the boondocks man"

fucking rollerblades

you gave it away faggot

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Eh no shirt at all is better than a crop top, I wear no shirt after the beach, but don't have a rig like that. Croptop just screams ultra-faggot.

me on the left

I'm more of a shut in, don't go out much except when I'm skating or working. My sleep schedule si from 6pm to 8am on most days

Oh snap, I completely missed the rollerblades. How were you parents when you came out?

you seem nice (:

love you

I've gotten lot's of compliments for it. Don't wear them often though

I love you too, user.

damn dude you couldn't get any gayer if you posted your dick in a twink's ass

no i'm not the "has perfect fag detection unit, must be closet fag"guy

I almost met will smith. My mother actually invited me to work that day and low and behold having declined she ended up meeting Will Smith. There's actually a picture of him with her and his iconic smile. Fuck I could have met the Fresh Prince. Instead I was probably here all day

I paid Alyssa Milano $200 to flash me and my frat buddies in 2006

Who is the hottest celeb you've ever seen in real life?

Ur right, but hey, I'm not here to judge

This is rollerblade user, I didn't come out.
Not gay, currently dating someone.
My mother used to rollerblade with me pregnant and I took to it when I was 10.
Rest is history, I'm comfortable with who I am.

underrated post

My dad worked on a lot of film sets when I was younger. I got to meet like the whole cast of Revenge of the Sith, some of the Xmen movies and Superman Returns. Pretty much everyone was lovely but the rumours about Bryan Singer are worse than people know.

He's single

How fucking old are you?

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Amazingly tight pussy and loved doggystyle.

haha

He looks like a big guy.

He's married

you need to stop shoving your head into peoples faces, for real

Something something infetterence

That's just the seam,not actual pussy detail,it's not even a camel toe.