I'm trying to get in this hipster's pants, tell me what to text her

I'm trying to get in this hipster's pants, tell me what to text her

ask her if she wants starbucks

Tell her she's a special snowflake, you believe in 27 genders, and you dream of a day when Hillary Clinton is president of the galaxy.

Bernie voted for me.

Tell her that her bone structure and posture means she will still have amazing tits at 65 and you want to be able to say you saw them when she was young so everyone at the nursing home will be jealous af..

Tell her age and gender are social constructs, so she shouldn't be put off by your bald head, and your old age.

I'm her age

"Let me tell you about my pronouns."

lmao

"want to have sex?"

I am muslim, let me show you the ways Allah and Mohammed his Prophet peace be upon him.

"I vape"

Keep your fucking whore mouth shut unless you're gonna make it useful bitch


Even women like this cream for an alpha guy. It's in their genetics

"are eskimos technically asian"

Hey want to go get a soy latte and go read a book at the bookstore then ride in my primus to go beat up bums under the bridge then go to the lake and feed the ducks poison then you can suck me off? *winky face emoji*

"Yes, don't worry after your two dads left I will have always been your daddy" -_-

tumblr =/= hipster
but yeah there's an overlap

I suck at talking to women so here goes: want to get dinner sometime?

Let's destroy the Patriarchy together, get a vegan dinner, go to an Antifa rally and then make some fuck!

"you know, i still have my foreskin.."

Tell her you'd love to not bathe for a week with her, go to a socialist rally, and then buy her a starbucks coffee right before smashing the starbucks window for being capitalists pigs.

Tell her to get a fucking shower, she looks like she stinks.

"i want a babyboy to make him into a non linear transgender queer, would you help me giving birth to zhe?"

>wants to bone some attractive chick
>asks Sup Forums for tips

i dont know how you know her, but if you haven't known her for too long and you're on an acquaintance level, but grow a pair and ask her out. dont confess your love, or some shit, just ask her if she wants to go out and do something 1 on 1 sometime

'nice tits'

who are you to her?

Tell her she dresses like a boy and there's only 2 genders.

Just a friend

she's hot, gl wthat that mate

Lmao hows she hot

ask her for a coffee tbh

Ay bb want sum fuk